The LunatiC

I make quality slop Other blogs: goddessofchaoseleanor They/Them AroAce

[lunatic86571983]

Hello creature i think i found your tumblr

Hello. Was there any reason you were searching for me?

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[paranormal-pan]

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

[timelockedchosen]

I mean I am one

[lunatic86571983]

Same

[lunatic86571983]

I think my Jevil plush might be haunted

I was playing 7s with some people at my place and decided to bring out my Jevil plush as a joke. I then proceeded to get the joker 4 games in a row. We then decided to set Jevil next to someone else as a joke, only for that person to get the joker card. We then gave him to a different person and lo and behold, they got the joker card. I am not making this up.

[emo-crowgirl]

Looking at the Funtime Animatronic Blueprints is fun because they consist of:

Look at my creation I love her I put so many different features into her

Jesus Christ Everything In Here Is Made To Kill People

90% Gyroscope and Collision Detection because god why won’t you stay standing up

Eh fuck it

William was very proud of Baby. The first thing you hear upon booting up Sister Location for the first time is William bragging about all the features he packed into her. Also Baby was canonically made especially for Elizabeth and is also the main attraction of her pizzeria so overall I think he spent the most time on her. He packed in every feature he possibly could, then right as he was almost finished designing her he went “oh fuck I’m supposed to be making a murder robot”, threw in that stomach claw and child counting program and went done.

Funtime Freddy had the exact opposite problem because William is fresh off of designing Baby and he’s like “ok this time I’m gonna make a murder robot first” and then he threw in everything he could think of to make this thing the best murder robot he could. Proximity sensor in the hat to track crowds, little Bonnie hand puppet to act as a lookout and track parents. Voice mimicry to lure things in. Storage tank to hide bodies. William added all of this, took a step back, looked and his glorious creation and went. “Ah fuck I forgot to add any actual non-murdery animatronic stuff.”

With Ballora William had the really good idea of “I’m gonna make a robot that can dance so well it’ll be able to Ballet Dance and it’ll be an attractive woman with HUUUGE bazonkers and I’m definitely handling the divorce really well why do you ask”, then spent like 3 days straight trying to make this thing able to balance herself properly and whoops it just keeps falling over or bumping into things. Also the eyes are too small for their sockets and look really creepy when they’re open and William’s big smart idea to fix this is to keep the eyes shut and build a robot that can perform a pirouette while blind instead of just adding larger eyes. Eventually he’s spent like 3 weeks just trying to make her not fall over but it’s way too late to stop now. The sunk cost fallacy has set in and William will MAKE this robot able to dance if it’s the last thing he does.

He succeeds in making Ballora able to dance but this comes at the cost of her barely being able to walk normally and needing to move either via pirouette or fucked up spider crawl and she’s also about 12 parts gyroscope and stabilizing parts to 1 part animatronic. William then realizes he needs to add some kind of murder tool into this thing. William screams.

He eventually just gives up and gives her some programming and extra parts to distract people from Funtime Freddy doing the actual murdering part (and the fact that Funtime Freddy is exclusively made to kill and not entertain), realizes that he still doesn’t have enough space to add something to ACTIVATE that programming and extra parts, and then gives up and makes Baby able to remote activate it because fuck it I’m not redesigning her entire lower half again to accommodate the change in weight.

When he was designing Funtime Foxy he was still absolutely exhausted from the Ballora Incident and didn’t even know what to do with this one. “Fuck it, I’m just gonna make it able to mimic voices and release various scents from its tail it can be another distraction I don’t care at this point.”

He then proceeded to fuck up and make it hypersensitive to light for no apparent reason.

[lunatic86571983]

This is my new favorite interpretation of William making the funtimes.

[hopefulduckdestiny]

(TW FOR MINOR BLOOD) some Toy Chica redesign I did

[lunatic86571983]

This is adorable

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[l0okingupatheaven]

WAIT STOP TY DUDE ILY 🥹🥹🥹🥹

@marvel-posts @fnafsmosh @jupiter-does-things @cigarettesndkisses @ribey3 @sorenistuff @girlwithaflamingheart @houseplant-number701 @wasteland-b4by @myblo0dispurple @sillygoobernuts

[sillygoobernuts]

MWWWWWWAH

@igbrotein @cleradin7 @mikewheelerisaqueerler @mikes-orange-mohawk @nicointhecloset @i-say-kickawayygothacked @goaskurmombyler @getweezeredtwink @hanjiiscake @prollycryingoverbyler @stargazingthemoooon @victorxvignette @vampybyers @andywrittes

[cleradin7]

AWWW TYSMM!!!

@el7the7wise @lycheeeejelly @figzzst4r @funkopop547 @landofeternalsummer @stargazingthemoooon @crzytgther @crunchie-morris @pendragonstarz @who-me-never14 @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @andywrittes @everythingismadeofclouds @isawyourgreenhair @cybrbat @q4martheleastwise @the-most-random-stuff @iluvstrawberriessomuch @i-say-kickawayygothackedsaykickawayygothacked @dustineila @viciousdeliciousketchup @bylerbohneeee @yoursleepdemon @ellietalkswaytoomuch @sammiiiithedummest

[dustineila]

AHHHH THANK U U TOO 🥹🥹

@cleradin7 @paws-in-snow @wheelrsgrl @sweetstatic @munsonsbunni @bandagedthoughtsblog @0nlybitt3r4may @danielleluv @urmamasmatcha @marinapunkrocker @pinkolve

ty for either ur support, friendship, or lovely blogs 😇

[0nlybitt3r4may]

OMG??? THATS SO NICE!!

i genuinely love my moots SO much

@vlarrtrgryn , @dontmentionitseriouslyy , @teacup-thoughts , @sweetestgrace , @fireandcxnt , @theantsareafterme , @caramelieee , @fallenangelkay , @targ4ryens , @violained , @bandagedthoughtsblog , @bitterswtdvll , @megumisbnuuy , @loveloveloveldr , @itneverrainsinsoutherncalineverarain , @dreamyysouls , @vitya3 , @starstruckedtidalwavetiger

[dontmentionitseriouslyy]

oh STAWP it you're too nice :((

@wheelrsgrl @vurbenaa @quoththewarlock @0nlybitt3r4may @gleekluver @voidreynolds @teacup-thoughts @cocteaucicochico @zombiegrains @byleriskillingme @mythicstargirl @ghits-and-shiggles @notthesharpesttoolxo @lilyyyyy08 @secretlifeofsombr @babybyers08132 @lynn-is-definitely-sane @carameliee

i love you all so much! please always remember that you are amazing <33

[teacup-thoughts]

Stawppp Ilyyyyy

@dontmentionitseriouslyy @starcrossedl0vv @secretlifeofsombr @0nlybitt3r4may @counterstr1ke @disiscami @wolfhardzzlxt @wheelersbinder @ela2sombr @thequeerlerfamily @uyucream @imonsomanylists @ibarelyknowval @ibarelyknower @oohgeminii @prnztar @printer-reads-505 @pissylivvie @aubreylovesombr @abigailistuck @doublewheelrr @dustymerlin @flutteringfluttershy @freaksombussy @geminizmoonz @gyattmaster2002 @k-a-n65 @lettersfromtheocean @lynn-is-definitely-sane @zombiejuuls @xo-zozo @vurbenaa @babybyers08132 @brunettebombshell72 @badomensgoodomens @muchlovemads @mikes-sorcerer

The people who have been so kind and amazing to me while I talk shit and sometimes write I love you all so much

[imonsomanylists]

OML THANK YOU GIRL ILYSM ❤️🥹

@bonniestxrniolo @americanadolls @teacup-thoughts @grandioseviolence @bonniestxrniolo @euaphoricdollie @sacrificemelamb @bunnymoser @reidloverr @h0lym01y @alishifter @fawnacrossthemultiverse @hotchnerss @juicyfinetree @unevensosa

Hms for moots I don't really know lol: @peacetothe-empire @salemsturniolo @vows4vinyls @raekelly13 @cabecademiojo @eunicedemi @novaacalloway @gorillazareawesome2320

[sacrificemelamb]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG 😭 BUT ALSO IF I MISS SOMEONE ITS CAUSE I NEVER REMEMBER YALLS USERS OK.

-> also might tag some people i follow that don’t follow me cause istg i always think everyone already follows me ok. so treat this as blog appreciation even if you don’t follow me i see you on my dash A LOTTT.

@phoneymedic @marvelfanlife @mxmmyprentiss @danascullyswindbreaker @jareaussy @jareauiisms @quanticohome @rosenkranz-isnt-dead @tenaciousarcadeexpert @youngnnaiive @undercoverscrabbler @ultraviolet-ray29 @ohlittlebluebell @asleepingtiger @baunitchief @ascendesuperiousworld @actual-changeling @dollkillsworld @five-bi-five-main @glittersa1nts @hoe4hotchner @kristenslullaby @kenna-prentiss @lesbiantaylorswiftstan @mortalscience @secretgardenzinmymind @jennywtheglock @angelicjjareau @garcialuvr @garciaasfluffypen

[danascullyswindbreaker]

AH! Thank you!! i love and appreciate seeing so many of you on my dash; apologies if i forget anyone, there’s so many! 🥰🌻

@bonito-79 @rosenkranz-does-things @rosenkranz-isnt-dead @actual-changeling @scullee @thatsoverkill @wicked-96 @mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck @sculderand-mully @mulderandscullbag @sacrificemelamb @scullysflannel @scullyitsme @scullysversion @thatonerubberduck @theehighwarlock @laurencem @spookymulderjr @glimmerscully @mulders-too-large-shirt @aphrostiel @scullysprettysuits @sertraline-daydream @dartmoorpixie @h0lywaters @bookishscully @shimmeringlesbian

[thatonerubberduck]

Oh my gosh I wasn’t expecting this!! Thank you so much!! I love seeing y’all’s posts, you’re so creative and funny!! @mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck @thatgirlintheleatherjacket @totesnotanalien @prentisswh0re @scullinski @foxmulderamuppettedman @feral-asexual-possum @fb1sm0stunwant3d @legendofsofi @mulderscreek

[finnickodairaverymanlymuppet]

Love my moots 😘

@raccoonalienthief @fabulousrat7 @larameansxf @kal-el-girlblunder

[fabulousrat7]

@theflyingrhubarb @mychanceasastar @canadiankakashi @thekittyburger @shapezncolourz @calcium-rods

[thekittyburger]

im going to bed rn so extremely liable to forget someone but

@spider-swift @mystrothedefender @polka-dot-pond @spirking-and-sparkling @yaminerua @pingintech @chickenwaffles17 @citrusinicake @a-literal-toaster-wtf @harvestar @scr4phie + anyone else ive forgotten!

[chickenwaffles17]

AHHHHHH TYYY

@andietries @raysramblings @therealcrowjane @appleberry--blast @polka-dot-pond @soxinthesun @theroadtoindigo-go @reelingmirror @x-creature-feature-x + anyone else I didn't add you guys rock!!

[reelingmirror]

wgshdgajsgah thank youuu!!!!!!!!sends blown kisses ur way

@appleberry--blast @marsupialmartini @dradapaige i dont have too many moots i remember lol sry if i missed u…

[marsupialmartini]

yayy thanks!!!!

@awsomeliez @c-sssick @jinglyjangly-theclowm these r the first 3 people that popped up on the thing but I LOVE U ALL SMILES

[puksomething-ing123]

well in that case........

@wundermunches @marsupialmartini @iamanewvagina101 @transfemme-shelterdog @theresnodoh

thx for being here chat!!

[wundermunches]

ong thanks blushes

@jazzythesilly @thatfangirlwiththeglasses

@phalaropus-lobatus @tuckmaster3000

@awsomeliez @puksomething-ing123

[phalaropus-lobatus]

omg thank you,,,, my eyes start to sparkle and a single tear runs down my face

@spongeboblvr-32 @rocket-proxy @viansparkles @loser-37 @onionpaws @telephonetical @iminbetweenyourcouchcushions @zuzizazezo @justnobodyx3 @pupfettipaws @m1cahx3 @gmtgab and SO SO SO many other folks but these are just a few off the top of my head I LOVE EVERYBODY ❤️

[iminbetweenyourcouchcushions]

I WAS AT THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?!?!?! backflips

Ok I'm genuinely gonna try to tag everyone I'm moots with (that I interact with) (and if I'm not scared of tagging them)

@itsindeedarid @my-shlong-long-like-a-bong @botflylarvaa @drrwsy @deathcastlvr2 @qtiepiez @poniesdontdie @bigfartypoopoo @koh6ftu @poke-the-veil @flowerlynights @efajdiyefeb123 @fear0fdying @sneakyserpentsilvy @containsmouldspores @hi-mynameisjeff @evilsocksanon @secretlygingernerd @ale-bale

Okay yeah nevermind I'm terrified of tagging 20 or more people so no that's not everyone, so open tags yeah

[flowerlynights]

Thank you ^^ heheh @angryclitspazm @mercuryconfetti @unicmagicalkunt @oddfuturesundays

@acebutsignificantlyworse @imactuallydivine42 @kennyissilly

[kennyissilly]

thanks

@strwberrysl4shed @fetus-e4ter @trinketman

And all my other friends:)

[strwberrysl4shed]

YEAHHH THANK U THANK U<3

@aedynlikesgreen @ohmxbeliever @capetown-devotee @m1dnightdancer @optimalwizard @efajdiyefeb123 @0range0szkar @cat-found-in-an-allie

+ the rest of my mutuals//friends <3

[aedynlikesgreen]

:33333

@itsaboon @annoying--moth @v1-bestmachineever @jamezplayzmc @jaedyn-here @texaschef-offical @queenofsoggydrownedapes @ourabsentlord @idontwant2bhereijustwant2lookart @cutesygamerava @gmtgab @justanxiousandcaffeinated @sora6920 @jaxxy-girl @calstronaut @vaguelyhumorousbeans @chocorolleta @angeygirl @dusalex

+ Beans and Charlie who don't like rb chains

+ Reverie....

+ Open tags!!!!!

[cutesygamerava]

HEY HEY HEY YA’LL~! I’m gonna pass this to either…

@cl0ver-yee @phebo-is-bored @periware @elviadoodles @glitchydaflower or @chaos-triangle!! ALL ABOARD THE POSITIVITY TRAIN HOMIES~!!!

[periware]

I appreciate the following people

@alejandreador, @fuzzymeteorshapeshifter,

@hjlpowell

@starlover2012

@boundlessconstructangel

[hjlpowell]

💖

thank you ever so much!

@fartcowboy @mrkaset @rookiethefloragato2010 @marcsullivan620 @sh4rkbyt3gl1tch @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @lesausageperson @obbivip @kingdomofcaring @savage654studios @ptmi2003 @oofguy674 @o0micachu0o @madisonthemrringadingfan @rhodry @savytown @sarah-davidson08 @fatrocka64 @angela-125 @eternally11yours @glitchydaflower @brazilianstar2010 @hermailhermailget @coffee-666 @d4d2 @i-am-trashyy @distantlyplusingmonument @nationmckinley @mystichttydsupermariocookiesblog @shipkidpalace-official @fabseg-creator @harbinger0fdeath @flaxen-phoenix @liamthemarowak @endaplayz @rosiesasimp @sinza-official @zealousglitteryreaper654275893 @zephyr-the-artist @lefemmerougewriter @corasiaorlem @agenttumicz @mintydeluxes-blog @poolboy-toy @hippie-dingo @hippie-dingo-reblogs @crayonfodder

all my fellas!

[i-am-trashyy]

This may sound like I'm a lazy bum, but to ALL of my mutuals (I won't tag everyone bc it's too much, I follow 100+ ppl), this is for u <333

[cyborgclone17]

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @tf2anddeltarunefan @rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical @1nkyraven @chaos-triangle @the-best-noob @abyssweaver @anonmous-offical

[abyssweaver]

Aww! For the people I tag, some of you I know, some of you I just enjoy seeing.

@herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @pagurus-san @loch-nes-dragon @alien-in-washington @antjester @chemicalwolfgames @chaos-triangle @j-h-cubedman @the-real-ralsei-deltarune @flowery-the-flower-offical @yellow-the-flower-offical @blue-the-flower-offical @green-the-flower-offical @orange-the-flower-offical @aqua-the-flower-offical @seth-the-flower-offical @godsgreatestrocketman @mostlypracticalengineering @thebestredscout @anonmous-offical

[pagurus-san]

@abyssweaver @alien-in-washington @antjester @chemicalwolfgames @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @kaiyorice @loch-nes-dragon @chaos-triangle @seriouslythisisagoodname @free-flying-faigel @not-a-spider @vaeh2011 @yellow-pringle-ant @boopyx2

Basically everyone I know from bug roleplays

[not-a-spider]

Yayyy yeahh

(I'm so half asleep rn)

@kaiyorice @ person I forgot names of sorry @orionlua @listacole @blueorchid-95

[not-a-spider]

Tumblr keeps crashing out whenever I try to add more moots but idc I'm gonna add more people anyway and you're gONNA LIKE IT. STOOPID APP.

@lunatic86571983

[lunatic86571983]

@feefee5 @aroacedragongirl @lemmonepie2 @college-knockout @yourruin96 @timelockedchosen @novalizinpeace @smilingcrittersthingig @smilingcritterssafehaven @smilingcritterarg @wraithnot-waitnot @fluff-pillow @bombshellart05 @wxwood-official @waokevale @dandyart @michaelmyersleftfoot @quikyu @quikyureblogs @spookychiptune

[lunatic86571983]

The Trans Plush Council will decide your fate

[lunatic86571983]

Also here’s Lassy, the newest member. She’s not in the photo since she belongs to one of my friends

[lunatic86571983]

The Trans Plush Council will decide your fate

[lunatic86571983]

This is Buttercup. I love her (platonically) but she’ll never know that because she’ll be too busy murdering someone with a chainsaw to notice

[completely-sane-scientist]

[lunatic86571983]

She call on my back till I ping

[forgivemeomycyns]

Did, ye mean "crawl" luv? -Dr. Cyn

[lunatic86571983]

No as in Callback Ping

[lunatic86571983]

She call on my back till I ping

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[lunatic86571983]

I voted a while ago, just wanted to put this on my blog so when the poll is over I can easily access it

[theholtster]

I hate Nitre.png

[lunatic86571983]

This is so fucking true

[lunatic86571983]

Don’t Green Together (Visual glitch that temporarily affected my whole PS5)

[vinceioum]

yeah im not gonna have kids

"ohh youll probably change your mind when your older"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"but youre so good with kids"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"youre too young to know that for sure"

yeah im not gonna have kids

"you might meet someone that you really want to start a family with"

IM NOT FUCKING HAVING KIDS !!!!!!