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watch me turn this blog into exclusively me posting about my dungeons and dragons campaign. no one can stop me
idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
welcome to tumblr sex worker simulator!!!!
>posts an artistic style nude photo (not even genitals showing)
>it gets autoflagged (reduces engagement)
>i censor my photos with stickers and croppings so there is zero nipple and not even partial bush visable
>it still gets autoflagged (reduced engagement)
>i post a fully clothed selfie of me smiling
> its gets autoflagged (reduces engagement)
>a random porn bot scrapes and steals all my images and reposts them with scam links clearly posted
>stays up forever even tho it's been reported by multiple users. gets spread around inside some of the worst parts of tumblr. i have no control of where it goes and who sees it now, and others make money off of my content.
>0 new subscribers or tips that keep me alive
keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it
Like this?
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife
Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?
Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again
Something I find completely alien as a concept is to hear someone from a different background pour their heart out about issues affecting them and their community and think, “wow, I don’t want to hear about this, goodbye.”
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How could anyone react that way?
It takes such an immense lack of empathy, of compassion…
…but I also think it takes a lack of intelligence. To have the opportunity to learn more about the world you inhabit and go, “no thanks, I’m good” says to me that individual not only possesses zero drive to gain knowledge, they are willfully so.
Who are these people?
Why are these people?
We can’t be emotionally available all the time, I get it, no one can be permanently set to “on”. But to ignore the world around you, to disallow challenges to who you are and how you think is to declare yourself a finished product just living out the rest of their days in stasis.
What’s the point of a life like that? Why are you still here? To sit back, relax, and declare yourself to have “gotten yours” so no further self improvement or community enrichment matters?
I’m glad those folks have the privilege to live such a life.
I just wish they wanted the same for everyone else.
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.
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>deactivated
in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese
i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp
imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out
idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms
"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!
i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen
we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there
NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter
@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit
I cannot find that image anywhere except Tumblr and Facebook? (I would love it if someone could share a proper source!)
However, some (confirmable) images from NASA of Jupiter:
Found here.
(An image taken by JunoCam during Juno's 25th perijove pass on February 17, 2020, inspired citizen scientist Rita Najm to enhance its color and contrast and to give it the impression of a painting that's ready to be framed. The original JunoCam image used to produce this view was taken from from an altitude of about 7,900 miles (12,700 kilometers) above Jupiter's cloud tops.)
Found here.
(The Juno spacecraft captured this image when the spacecraft was only 11,747 miles (18,906 kilometers) from the tops of Jupiter's clouds -- that's roughly as far as the distance between New York City and Perth, Australia.)
Found here.
(This color-enhanced image of a massive, raging storm in Jupiter's northern hemisphere was captured by NASA's Juno spacecraft during its ninth close flyby of the gas giant planet. At the time the image was taken, the spacecraft was about 6,281 miles (10,108 kilometers) from the tops of the clouds of Jupiter; the spatial scale in this image is 4.2 miles/pixel (6.7 kilometers/pixel).)
Found here.
(When taking this image Juno was about 7,050 miles (11,350 kilometers) from the planet's cloud tops.)
Found here.
(Juno took this image of colorful, turbulent clouds in Jupiter's northern hemisphere from 8,292 miles (13,345 kilometers) above the tops of Jupiter's clouds.)
Found here.
(NASA's Juno spacecraft took this color-enhanced image as the spacecraft performed its 13th close flyby of Jupiter. At the time, Juno was about 9,600 miles (15,500 kilometers) from the planet's cloud tops.)
There is more information about each of the images available at the source link, and there are many more images in NASA's database of both the Juno mission and a lot of others.
help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time
help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels
help I'm having ideas beyond my pricepoint
tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass