Mr. Tetch's Haberdashery

RP BLOG -- Run by @hypno-tist :) Gotham, NJ. 1966.

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ASKS: SLOW TO RESPOND!!!

If

You

Don't

Think,

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Hi!!! I'm Felix, I run this blog! And, uh, let me tell you a little bit about it. :)

This is a RP sideblog!! My main is @hypno-tist !(I FOLLOW FROM THERE. I'M TOO LAZY TO MAKE A WHOLE ALT FOR THIS SORRY) Please don't pester me there (too much) about stuff related to this blog, though.

I go by he/she, and so does (my version of) Jervis!

I will state, with CAUTION, that minors are not forbidden from interaction (I am 18) but I encourage the use of common sense. Boundaries, boundaries! He's kind of weird. Take it how you wish. I do not plan to post straight up NSFW, though. Drugs and medical malpractice will be mentioned often.

Last thing: My Jervis has his own story n stuff. While I love a lot of his popular interpretations this one leans more towards Arkhamverse and Adam West-y lore. :)

Tags:

#OOC

#Haberdashing - In character posts.

#ReturnToSender - Replies to other posts

#Itbringsmejoy - Reblogs

#Mailboxxed - Replies to asks

#Hearye - OOC important information/updates.

Important Story Posts:

[ introduction ]

[ dreams ]

[ seeing/believing ]

[ ticking ]

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Then

You

Shouldn't

Talk !

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Jervis. Do you kiss girls.

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Once-upon-a-time, the answer was "yes"!

These days? Not so much.

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Hello have you seen my son piss fart hes been lost for a few days I miss him :(

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Oh..

I.. no, no. Haven't seen the poor thing.

What an unfortunate name for a child...

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Pov: you are gay

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I'm still not a homosexual. Not that I mind them.. (and I've never understood why people do), we're kindred spirits, after all!

In a sense.

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what is with the weirdly gay anon's you get Jervis.

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I have no clue. I try not to be offended, truly. Though, to be honest, it is off-putting to me, seeing as many people who've said those things to me in the past meant it as insults.

I don't, however, think that's the case now. Except for the rock.

Nasty people. Who keeps throwing things through my window?

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a rock gets thrown through the window

"you should be gay"

The rock then explodes

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The sound of shattering glass startles her, sending the poor hatter tumbling from her armchair.

AAUGHH! What in the hell?!

He marches to the window. Broken. It'd cost an arm and a leg to fix, surely.

Then, Jervis bends down to pick up the rock. He reads it.. and frowns. He's quiet for a while.

"... you.. should.."

...

Are you calling me a homosexual?

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Hi okay so due to personal stuff I'm still taking asks but the art i have planned will have to wait sorry

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Hello Jervis pls rate my girlfriend

This is definantly not a threat and I will not send a homicidal clown after you if you give her a bad rating

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Ah! Uhm..

She's.. she's nice. Seems like an upstanding young lady, yes?

(Please don't hurt me, I'm frazzled enough as it is!)

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[hypno-tist]

I did some doodling.. i have a confession. Iiiiii may or may not have not properly designed the other rogues for RDX.......... uhhm. Well, now i am!!!!! Here's clock king and scarecrow. These are their civilian clothes.

Scarecrow already is a criminal at this point but C.K. is not (nor is Jervis)

Decided i didn't see enough of crane with facial hair. So i gave him some :) he deserves it

I will draw a few more, then make neat and colored versions soon

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THEY'RE FUCKJTNH MULTIPLYING OHMYOGOD AUFHNKSAAAA

HI I HOPEYOU AT LEAST KINDA LIKE IT IM LIKE HALF ALSEEP BUT I HAD A STROKE OF GENIUS IM GOING TO PASS OUT NOW I LOVETOUR JERVIS BYE DUDE

ONG OMG WAIT. WWAIT WAIT WAIT. THIS IS SO AWESOME???? um. hello everyone on main who doesn't know but i'm the mun on @hatterings ... :3c

I LOVE YOUR JERVIS SO MUCH DUDE. THIS IS SO CUTE AND SILLY AND FUNNY AND AWESOMESAUCE AAA THANK U FOR GRACING MY SCREEN W/ THIS <333 I LITERALLY LOVE IT

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Yes yes yes read me a story

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Oh! Alright, then..

Ahem..

Once upon a time..

There was a little bunny rabbit. A very cute one, too! A little scamp, he was! A-anyways, this little bunny rabbit got really hungry one day, yes.. but his mother had already put him to bed. So..

He decided that he was so hungry he needed to go and find food RIGHT NOW! With that, he climbed out the window of his little house while everyone was asleep and ran off to the farmer that lived across the river.

He knocked on the front door and the farmer opened it.. surprised to see the rabbit!

"I know why you're here!" Said the farmer,

"You've come to get carrots, haven't you?"

The little rabbit was shocked!

"How did you know?" He asked.

"Simple," the farmer replied,

".. and that's why I already have some carrots for you!"

And then the farmer pulled out a bundle of carrots and gave the bunny some of them.

The farmer was thanked and the bunny snuck back inside his home to munch on his carrots..

He did, however, get in trouble the next morning.. there were carrot crumbs in his bed! Haha!

The end!

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WHY IS HE SO HARD TO DRAW I'M CRIYING

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disregard the poll i made i deleted it because. I decided i will in fact make the next post both writing and art and it shall be postedddd in the next 3 hours???

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jervisss I gotta know whose that person sending you letters and flirting? Can I fight them? Why do half the letters they said include bombs???

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Well, I-I don't think we need to get violent! I'm sure it's just..

Pleasantries, and not much else. I really.. don't think.. w-well, the bombs are a little scary, but it's alright. I think they don't really mean to kill me..

I'd appreciate it if they didn't send any sort of weapons, though.. scares the daylights out of me, it does!

Oh, right. I.. I don't know who it is, but it's alright. They seem familiar, but in a weirdly distant way.. like I knew them in a different time.. different place.

.. pfft. No, probably not. Never trust the ramblings of a madman like myself!

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politely sending kisses! tucking them neatly into the envelopes and stamping it. a firm handshake, if you'd rather it not be kisses! i'm a gentleman.

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Oh! Thank you, thank you! I appreciate everything I'm sent!

Jervis smiles and places the envelope in his desk drawer.

I don't mind kisses, I guess. Just on the cheek, eheh..

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the phone rings. there's another person on the line. "hello? is this jervis tetch? yes? okay, well i was wondering when my suit would be finished. I know i'm a very patient girl, but i haven't gotten any updates on it and I've been itching to get this show on the road hmm...i'm assuming you got all my letters too? i hope you enjoyed the candies cutie"

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Ah! Good afternoon, Misss....sstterrr.... Miss....

(He hesitated, for he wasn't quite sure how to refer to the person on the other end.)

Uhm, oh, yes! The suit and the.. candies.

He pauses, and his face flushes pink.

Well, uh, I-I really appreciate your.. gifts, yes! I just.. uhm.. your suit'll be done soon, yes!! I've just had some..

She looks at her desk across the room.

Uhm.. some delays. I'll be sure to finish it pronto! Good day! Toodles! Bye-bye, now! Take care!

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There's a loud crash as a baseball comes flying in through the window

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DOINK!

As Jervis puts on his nightcap and starts to walk to his bedroom,

A baseball flies through the window?

And hits his head.

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What the-- my god, OW!

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Jervis marches to the window and leans out to look for the perpetrator.

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Really? Some people just can't wait until the morning, can they? If you've got a grievance, I suggest talking to me!