MayKitsune

Herp Derp! <3

[oneechangoddess]

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

[babblingfishes]

hewp us commit acts of tewwowism, spywo

[inguspls]

Hansel and Gretel could never

[surprisebitch]

this bout to get remastered. so ahead of its time

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mooglemain]

Whenever someone types “HAHAHAHAHAHA” it makes me so uncomfortable I imagine you laughing like this

[art-woonz]

Art by IG: @dailypurrr Instagram: @artwoonz

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@drfitzmonster @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

hOW ARE CATS

[mochachild]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

[zooophagous]

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Going to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

[wolfsteax]

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

[argayzi]

si sunt voinic

[iuuubire-deactivated20210607]

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

[argayzi]

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

[dangerbooze]

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

[spelviin]

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

People wanting more LGBT and heroes of color (specially black/dark skinned ones):

People telling the Overwatch crew and Jeff to kill themselves/go drop dead because the new hero is a hamster:

[westindianheaux]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Stop

[arbitrary-stag]

😂😂😂

[overwatch-central-blog]

Junkrat makes a new friend

-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen - Junkrat appears and laughs

My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”

Me: “No that’s junkrat.”

Sister: “His hair is on fire.”

Me: “Yup.” 

Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”

Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”

Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?” 

Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”

Sister:  “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”

[puffeyes-deactivated20250802]

ﾟ+｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ

[ppgaming]

I think we all know how this story goes…

[overwatch-central-blog]

Oh my freakin god I spit out my drink I’m laughing so hard!

[ikesrightarm]

new overwatch hero

[ankle-beez]

“It’s Pride Month and Blizzard put a hamster in Overwatch instead of an LGBT hero! They’re homophobes who hate the LGBT community and black people!”

[mozilla-deactivated20201110]

order this mcpussy at your local mcdonalds now!

[rituwal]

dollar menu

[mozilla-deactivated20201110]

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[thewannabeee]

Fun Facts About Honey

- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)

- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY

-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)

-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)

-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)

-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.

-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)

-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)

[raygender]

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

[thewannabeee]

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)

[im-going-hell1223455fuckyou-dea]

piccolo goes to costco