Randy and Me

Hiya Rotomblr! You can call me Bee, or Seraphim!<3 They/Them, He/Him, and xenos/neos are cool!!

[rattatalover]

Hiya! I suppose im supposed to make an..."introductions post"?, so uh, here we go!!

I'm Bee, or Seraphim. Haha. I'm just a teen living in the Johto region with my Rattata, Randy! I'm not really a pokemon trainer, so he's just kinda a silly little buddy I keep with me :3 (and yes, I know, Rattatas can carry diseases and yada yada. But he's bathed well, and up to date on ALL his necessary vaccines!)

Please carry on scrolling if u don't like rattatas!! Since that'll be what I'll mostly post here, haha :P

But if u do like rattatas??? Then feel free to stay for a little while, stranger!!!

Anyways, so excited to begin posting! ^^ Can't wait to start making some friends on here!<3

//OOC DOWN BELOW

Hey yall, same name same deal lol. My main is @stormnye so yeah.

I do welcome in-character anon hate lol >:] also fun fact: Randy is melanistic!!! Idk if that's allowed here on Rotomblr since I'm very new lol-- but uhhh, yeah!! Glad to be here after lurking for a little while. :] let's see if my pfp will load yet

I will usually illustrate art in place of showing my face, so that's just a heads up! ^^ Alright, have a nice day y'all and I'm happy to be here! Remember to stay hydrated, and stay safe! ✌️!!!

[rangersveppir]

Here he is

This is one of the better pictures, he weighs almost 1k lbs. and his shell is six feet long.

Its shell is home to 24 species of mold, and if you have asthma do not come within like 100 ft. you will probably die. We had to wear masks because of the spores.

[aww-crap-i-fell]

Wow....how old is the big fella? Are you guys making sure they're doing alright?

Does the size cause any health complications?

[rangersveppir]

He's 184 this year. He's not with us I am in Alola right now on business and a group working a reserve here on Poni are tending to him, I got invited to come and see. Yes, he has trouble moving both due to age and size, which also limits what moves he can use. Otherwise most of his issues are due to age since shuckle usually live about 100 years so he's setting records and exploring new territory every day. Lil fun fact ol' Una (probably spelling it wrong) here and the previous holder of the record both have highly alcoholic juice. Shuckle berry juice usually contains some alchohol but not much, Una here has a lot (about 60%, normal shuckle juice is about 0.3%) and so the researchers think that this might have something to do with the longer lifespan, possibly a form of mutation, the previous oldest (I think they called him Ha'o) had a whopping 80% alcohol in the berry juice he produced and lived to be 140 years old. Sorry for rambling

[val-victory]

Where can i buy the Berry Juice, i want the 60% Alcohol shuckleberryjuice

[rattatalover]

😭😭😭 ain’t no way…

[realpokemon]

rotomblr: where is your pokémon Right Now. do you know?

[dustbuneary]

Unfortunately

[rattatalover]

ohhhh cute!

[realpokemon]

rotomblr: reblog with the worst injury you’ve ever gotten from a pokémon, wild or domestic

[rattatalover]

Once, when Randy accidentally managed to get out; a Spearow tried to eat him !! D: and when I was trying to carry him back home (poor guy was rlly scared), it kept swooping down on me- really pecked my head and arms good, luckily it wasn’t ~bad~ bad!! Just..bad

[rattatalover]

Late night in the city with Randy<3 he's so eepy rn...🥺

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