I'm a travelling man.

I waste time on the internet. Don't tell my mom. She doesn't care, but still.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[bgm05]

[grantairefanclub-remade]

wakey wakey eggs and

sin

[subsidiary]

[servbot42]

Calliou 2

I’m just a kid who’s five/Each day I take some lives

[amahr-blog]

[regularlesbian]

this image has a powerful hex on it. if it were not for the salt circle i keep around my laptop i would be facing seven years of torment right now

[matchataurus]

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

[brutalities]

focus all of your chakra into your asshole

[wolfgangreborn]

How does this even happen

[nooniebaddass-deactivated201804]

Platonic Kisses Are Important

[wolfgangreborn]

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

[angelicguy]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[pissvortex]

[claraschinman]

duolingo is great for self esteem. it tells me to click the translation of ‘woman’ below a picture of a woman and now i’m 7% fluent in spanish. merci.

[disksystem]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sonypraystation]

game of the year

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[seawitchedd]