[raptorbot]

With all these ants getting shot, you'd think we're fighting a beast wa

[raptorbot]

Reminder that I can pick up and crush most of you.

[ratthole]

what if i tried hunting.

[jame7t]

murderer is a lovely name for the newborn baby

[raptorbot]

Cheddar is proving to be the best child ever and the only child that matters.

[raptorbot]

I bet that your son isn't a rat with six eyes and two tails and eats berries like a maniac. I bet your son isn't that cute. I bet you can't teach your son how to do tricks.

[ratthole]

your son cant even sort blocks by shape. your son cnat rewire a control panel.

[ratthole]

cheddar is gross but that makes him precious.

[raptorbot]

His legal name is Rattrap 2 but his nickname is Cheddar.

[ratthole]

HIS NAME is rattrap cheddar cheesy the esteemed esquire 2.

[ratthole]

carrying around a mini version of me and its actually a little cute.

[furbearingbrick]

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” well i can hold him like this

[normal-horoscopes]

Thoughts?

Oh I couldn't possibly, I've already thought today thank you.

[hustlerose]

if i didnt get little treats sometimes. well i would fucking die i think

[raptorbot]

If I were to wiggle my tiny useless blue arms, I wouldn't get rejected.

[ratthole]

you woulddnt because youre so charismatic and sexy

[ratthole]

he put on the show of a lifetime and she walked away :(

[mar64ds]

please watch this i love him

[ratthole]

sometimes you just dig around in the dirt. sometimes theres worms too

[killdies]

the vet said i’m being put down on friday

[amygdalae]

Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you