[johnemulaney]

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[lesbiansforboromir]

With the blessed return of Queer eye I am both deeply grateful but also once again confronted by the fact that, whilst the other boys do fun little day trips with lots of camera time, Bobby does literally just quietly renovate the whole goddamn house

[hydro-homies]

SHES GONNA BUY IT

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[yamino]

How to draw a fist! 

[morbidkeii]

oH MY GOD. wHAT.

[red-white-black]

[cat-memes-only]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[surrealtiktoks]

[cromerholt]

[lmaonade]

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

[fjordfjucks]

current lunch time experience

aw cool starbucks is playing Africa > wow Africa is a lot longer than i remember > this starbucks has Africa on repeat

[steelplatedhearts]

[thedarkperidot]

Dramatic snow leopard spots new camera in enclosure for the first time

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love him

[ask-kitom]

He chonk

[teathattast]

[tahthetrickster]

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

[honorarytenenbaum]

oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. jt’s so good.

[officialjared19]

Reblog if u genuinely love Africa by toto

[gif87a-com]

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

No u

[livin-n-learnin-deactivated2018]

Omfg this just brought up my whole mood

[everythingfox]

😂

[bluejayrambles]

Cat: *pulls handle to turn tap on* Tap: *turns on* Cat: