Raven Offical

Caw.

[raven-offical]

Caw.

I'm a raven, not a crow. I will curse your family for eternity and haunt you if you say otherwise.

I collect shiny things and sit on my bust of Pallas while harassing widowed guys.

[blog based on The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe]

[jeen-yuhs]

CD and vinyl collection reveal at like 75 notes

y'all can spam idc

might as well tag someone @punky-beaver-offical @crow-offical

[crow-offical]

oh well we gotta get this number up….

but how???

[crow-offical]

well my dear followers could yall put a comment or two on this post so we can get to the small milestone

[crow-offical]

hear ye hear ye my fellow members of the murder if we all spam 7-8 notes on this post the great Az will show us shiny CD

@raven-offical

@murder--offical

@corviddetector

@crowthecleo

@crowsofthemountain

@atlass-random-stuff

@ominous-crows-offical

@crownote

@crow-human

@shaethecrow

@appalachian-heathens

@confusedfroggirl

@corvid-19-offical

@corvid-offical

@hybridcrows

@notthatkindagrrl

@tj-maxx-offical

@shimo-offical

@offical-plague-doctor

@literarycrow

@amillionmagpies

@arsenic-offical

@jid-offical

@quasikalopsic

@fluffycrows

@queen-of-oreo

@consumed-bythe-void

@for-sure-not-a-llama

@cocoa0crow

spam, my friends, spam

so shiny could be presented before us

[raven-offical]

I want the shiny item for my Nevermore-ing.

[raven-offical]

The lion does not concern itself with a random mentally ill widowed man. Unfortunately, I am not a lion, but a crow, so I do concern myself with a random mentally ill widowed man, and I am about to ruin his night once again.

[hades-palace-guard-1-offical]

Greetings Castle Guard.

I noted that it seems you have no aerial moderation, and it was rather easy to break in. Perhaps I could provide some assistance? I am associated with death, after all.

@raven-offical

yes of course, though I do need to speak to Lord Hades about your breaking and entering,

Just to double check you want to become a place guard? If so please tell me if there is anything that we should call you

[raven-offical]

I could assist in your castle guard I suppose. I do not have a name, so simply being referred to as a raven would suffice.

[raven-offical]

Some dog just tried to eat me like I'm some lesser being. How pathetic of him. Does he not know I can cast permanent silence?

Anyways, if you're missing a dog, he's in North Dakota.

[raven-offical]

I 'Nevermore'd too hard and now I'm a suspect for a murder, and I definitely had something to do with it.

[crow-offical]

The Offical Murder:

Me

@raven-offical

@murder--offical

@corviddetector

@crowthecleo

@crowsofthemountain

@atlass-random-stuff

@ominous-crows-offical

@crownote

@crow-human

@shaethecrow

@appalachian-heathens

@confusedfroggirl

@corvid-19-offical

@corvid-offical

@hybridcrows

@notthatkindagrrl

@tj-maxx-offical

@shimo-offical

@offical-plague-doctor

@literarycrow

@amillionmagpies

@arsenic-offical

@jid-offical

@quasikalopsic

@fluffycrows

@queen-of-oreo

@consumed-bythe-void

@for-sure-not-a-llama

@cocoa0crow

We are corvids and shiny enjoyers.

Any corvid is welcome to join. Just say you wanna join.

CAW CAW

I will update this post when new members join.

[raven-offical]

I am honored to be a member of a murder. I need friends to attend my nightly Nevermore session, anyways.

[raven-offical]

I love sitting outside superstitious people's windows and making them think their grandma is gonna die. Maybe she will. That's not up to me, though.

[raven-offical]

I'm about to Nevermore all over this guy's night.

[seraphim-offical]

Hello Lerual,

I see you too present as a bird. How curious.

Would you like to harass a newly widowed man with me?

- @raven-offical

Greetings raven.

I see.

That sounds delightful.

Regards,

Lerual, Seraphim, daughter of opossum, friend of someone, and lover of asteri.

[raven-offical]

Lovely! I am usually on the bust of Pallas above his door frame while he's having his nightly manic episode. Feel free to bring some other birds/creatures if you wish. I hope to see you in my nightly endeavors.