Ampheta-memes

Hi, I'm Alex 🐝 level 18 👻 I don't know what I'm doing but I revel in whatever it is

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

loads of my friends are getting engaged then there’s me like

[venus-borne-deactivated20180619]

[champagnepapucho-deactivated201]

[keristraszas-deactivated2015081]

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

[wolftyla]

*Romantically passes you the blunt*.

[ravenclairvoyant]

me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse

[ravenclairvoyant]

age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life

now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

[buffysummers]

They’re, like, in love and look like a Nicholas Sparks’ novel.

[ogreprincesa]

Rub his dick and tell him you love him

[oneblackthread-blog]

[airframeextender]

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

when i was younger and was taught about why we have bonfire night i was always like “what the fuck, why would Guy Fawkes want to blow up parliament and destroy the government?” but as i get older, the more my feelings become “you and me both Guy, why did they stop him, what the fuck”

[babyanimalgifs]

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

[stcrwcr]

moodboard: hermione granger (harry potter)

[nkim-illustrates]

Night Star Cat, Cat-O-Lanterns, and Ghost Cats.

[ravenclairvoyant]

@im-a-rocket-ship

[goldblums]