but i wanted to be a badger

a (thrice-sorted) ravenclaw refusing to accept the truth cuz yOU SAID HUFFLEPUFF FIRST, POTTERMORE! (glorious screaming ravenclaw eagle avatar by: tomperwomper.deviantart.com)

[pdlcomics]

do everything

[crocslederg]

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

[crocslederg]

[pdlcomics]

sunlight

[rimonoroni]

adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh

[takenbtwind]

One of the managers at my job just announced their departure. Now management here is toxic af, so when I told my coworkers I was considering applying for the position, they were all like "who would want to do that job it seems awful."

And I was like "I just think maybe if I was managing, I could do it better!" Then I realized I sounded just like Aziraphale at the end of Good Omens Season 2, who I firmly believe made a terrible decision, so I'm starting to rethink my choices

[ravenclawindenial]

i did exactly this and then quit a year later

[incidentalcomics]

Words of Wonder #2

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[incidentalcomics]

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[cassandracalin]

Best feeling.

[retrogamingblog2]

Crystal Pokemon made by MythsCrystals

[everythingfox]

(via)

[nuka-rockit]

the man. the myth. the legend

[staff]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

Well, we were gonna talk about aliens today, but then we took a speedy peep at the ol’ calendar, and there it was. April 13.

Today marks fifteen years (15!) since a small, seemingly ordinary rodent took to the keys and banged out the tunes—in what can only be described as a bid to steal our hearts. And boy, did he! Some of us weren’t even here yet. Neil was, though, and has continued to sprinkle this day with rainbow-colored glee each year ever since. It’s time, again, to celebrate this tiny, weeny, funky ratty and your love for him. Take it away, Neil!

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Dumbledore: What's the point in being happy now if you know you're going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because you are going to be sad later.

[sloppystyle]

angery!

[bunjywunjy]

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[perks-of-being-chinese]

💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

[perks-of-being-chinese]

I posted this a week ago and 👏🏻it 👏🏻did👏🏻not👏🏻age👏🏻well👏🏻🙃

[perks-of-being-chinese]

This post single handedly fucked the entire worldwide economy

[softnyann-deactivated20200421]

Happy birthday, king. We miss you ❤❤❤

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

imagine water didnt reflect shit n was clear always and you could look at the ocean from above and see literally every huge fucky looking thing that lives in it no matter how deep. you fly over the pacific once and never sleep again for the rest of your life. its really the little things that make this planet habitable huh

[incidentalcomics]

Mental Space