im very tired

jupiter/james | 26 | they/he

[romehbo]

[gazeldhazel]

hey loser, 2001 just called, apparently something awesome happened

[thydungeongal]

Hold on I need to Google something

[thydungeongal]

Oh my god

[thydungeongal]

Sonic Adventure 2!?

[neenarchive]

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

[maykitz]

[ootpositivity]

It's never too late, It's Out Of Touch Thursday!!!

[ammit420]

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

[smodernlife]

Yes the AO3 omega April fools joke was exceptionally funny but actually seeing AO3 on April 2nd without a beta status is sending me.

What do you mean it’s not in beta anymore? Isn’t that it’s thing? Just to exist in a perpetual state of almost ready. Do I too need to grow and change and become an actualized product? I am not ready.

[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

[stjohnstarling]

On the one hand, this year’s April Fools gag just being a game of centipede is kind of lazy, but on the other hand, I am sincerely relieved whenever this website shows any signs of life at all. I am glad they had the budget to do something for April Fools.

[stjohnstarling]

Being on Tumblr in 2026 is a lot like owning an extremely elderly cat and April Fools is like watching your geriatric pet get the zoomies. She’s still got it! She’ll live forever.

[teliimus]

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[lesbinewren]

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[hr-rep]

Retired Hollanov become hockey commentators because you can’t tell me that’s not already how they watch broadcasts — it’s an improvement because they’re at least getting paid

[figureskatingpenguin]

2026 Milano Cortina Olympics | Women's Figure Skating Podium

Alysa Liu (USA), the reigning World champion who had previously retired for two years, claims the Olympic gold medal to complete her outstanding comeback into the sport. Meanwhile, three-time World champion Kaori Sakamoto (JPN) becomes the first-ever Japanese woman to win multiple Olympic medals in figure skating by clinching silver. Ami Nakai (JPN), who had previously led the short program segment, crowns her debut senior season with Olympic bronze.

[beauvilliers]

Alysa Liu leaving the ice after her free skate!

OLYMPICS 2026 | February 19, 2026

[elliespectacular]

When someone says they love you "for who you are" or "because you're you" that's not a cop-out or a non-answer. You are being told in no uncertain terms that you are loved for something that's not gonna change overnight. You can stop being funny. You can lose your skills. You can cease to be beautiful in the ways you currently are. But you can't stop being you. And therefore you can't stop being loved.

[goth-queen]