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acelessthan3

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

dhegdheer

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

anexperimentallife

badjokesbyjeff

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

nightcrawler-fan

CHANGE YOUR NAME JEFF

michaelgovehateblog

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

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May we live in very uninteresting times

broken-academia

may you experience very precedented events

marinawoznjuksworld

schaduwen-deactivated20220817

really truly genuinely literally me

rylandgraces

SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD 2010, dir. Edgar Wright

rocktheholygrail

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.

rocktheholygrail

#CHIDI WAS RIGHT

cosmik-homo

The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that

arthurmorgans

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

headspace-hotel

The four seasons: hot girl summer, scary woman winter, weird lady spring and goth bitch autumn

toastbutteregg

i find it attractive and not at all clingy when someone texts me after hanging out. i guess the gesture means a lot to me because it makes me feel remembered and valued