& . PROCRASTINATOR .

Still trying to gather my wits. An amalgamation of the vodka aunt and the exasperated mother.

[alexc1ting]

old xian’s 19 days  - ch.400

previous 399 - TSart - JXart - 398 - 397 - 396 - 395 extra - 395b - 395a - ht+mo art - jy+zzx art - 394 - extra - qiu art - hecheng art - 393 - kids mo+ht - kids jy+zzx - 392 - JY+XXart - HT+MoArt - MoArt - 391 - 390b - 390a - 389 - MoGS art - special520 - 388 - 387 - 386 - 385 - 384b - 384a - he cheng art - 383 extra- 383- 382- 381 - valentine art - 380 - 379 - cny art - 378 - 377 - 376bis (special) - 376 - 375 - 374 - 373 - HT art - 372 - 371 - 370 - 369 - hc art - 368 - 367 - 366 - art -  365 - 364 - 363 - 362 -  361bis (special) - 361 - 360 - 359 - 358 - 357 - 356 - 355 - 354 - 353 - 352

cleaning typesetting and translation in alphabetic order @about19days (on insta), @linzi-yay and @wtfit.i (insta) + me

If you want to share your passion for 19 days, here are a couple of fan servers: https://discord.gg/UsQBXGyQ and https://discord.gg/DkvEa9c3

[chusangwooo]

early 20’s tianshan going out clubbing and getting drunk while being super clingy with each other <3 everybody wants to be in their circle of friends 🥱

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[bokettochild]

This is important, even if it doesn’t work with your blog theme REBLOG IT!!!!

Women need to know this, not all of us have ever been told what we need to look out for!

[incubus-absolution]

yeah reblogging especially for my transmasc fellows who (like me) might be real uncomfortable with their chests and not know what to watch out for because we try to avoid this kind of thing (just me? okay)

[elfwreck]

I read all the health pamphlets as a child.

“Look for lumps,” they said, “watch out for unusual lumps and discharge.”

They did NOT say, “By the way, some areolas have little bumps on them. And some get pimple-ish things around the edges. Or on the nipples. These are not the lumps we are talking about, and that is not the discharge we are talking about.”

I spent years worrying about whether I had breast cancer. (I got exams, every year or two, and those were always fine and I stopped worrying. Mostly. But then a new tiny bump would show up on the edges and I would wonder IS THIS IT? …but not ask to see a doctor because 14-year-old girls worry about everything, all the time, and six months ago the doctor poked at my breasts and didn’t say anything alarming, so this is… probably fine? Like last time?)

[socialjusticeissue]

I had a slightly more present and caring doctor tell me what I need to be looking for specifically are lumps that feel like peas or grains of rice.

That distinction cleared so much up for me, like, breast tissue is all lumps and bumps normally (which is what mamories feel like to me). What the hell do they mean by lumps????

Now I know.

[jaennie]

Ningguang & Beidou

[miamaymarry]

Thank you as always for your hard work @linzi-yay <3

Wow… Spank him Daddy XD

[19daysmemes]

[thenightling]

Full puzzle poster: When you put all 9 pieces of the Netflix The Sandman poster together

[grumpyjesterr]

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

[grumpyjesterr]

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

[grumpyjesterr]

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

[grumpyjesterr]

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

[digitaldiscipline]

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

[lemonsharks]

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Their reunion is highly emotional

[chace-vito]

Evelyn: This ritual calls for a human sacrifice

Fester: I’m not busy

Rick: Are you offering to be one, or get one?

Fester: Yes

[ceargone]

Kiss

By Force / 175

By Fun / 269

By Surprise / 311

By Heart / 318

By Possession / 328

By Fear / 333

By Love / 369

[mezzomarinaio]

IchiRuki Month 2021 - Day 1

Keep Your Cool

…..Ichigo, I love you and all, but.

A beefcake you ain’t.        

[ichigokeks]

19 days parallels || Leaving - together, together... alone

[19daysmemes]

Buzzcut standing there like:

[ravendoom]

[vanncrows]

[wisefireobservation]

[adhdconfusion]

Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”

[timemachinetyrant-deactivated20]

Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Some guy: what’s your favourite film?

Me: I have never seen a film in my life

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Someone: tell me something about yourself

Me: *sweating* who??

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

[pigeonstalking]

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

[kingkunta-md]

This is the most intellectual drag I’ve ever read.

[dear-ao3]