[glumshoe]

Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.

(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)

[glumshoe]

Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”

It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.

[fieldbears]

Please let Edgar know that I love him

[room611]

x

[gothiccharmschool]

Look, I know I don't need it, but I WANT IT.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[di3d123456378745678]

i made this with my own flesh and blood, y’all better appreciate it

[thraxxhouse]

[hotvampireadjacent]

if you're waiting for me to take a hint

it won’t work. consider the following: i’m a dumbass

[ravenous-decay]

Most recent art that i'm a tiny bit proud of. :'3

[fruitie]

straight people shut up challenge

[didyouknowmagic]

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.

[tentacleteapot]

He did add this later, which is… something?

[tentacleteapot]

[x] good ending

[zofromoh]

[randomslasher]

This is what people mean when they say that privilege is invisible to the people who have it. It never occurred to him that knowing someone’s orientation would be important to anyone, because to him, a straight man, representation is everywhere. It’s overabundant. It’s so common as to be taken for granted. To him, representation of his sexuality isn’t important because it’s there. 

I love that he learned. I love watching people understand their own blind spots when it comes to privilege. 

[107bees-deactivated20230121]

Can also be filed under: why cancel culture is dumb, people need to make mistakes to grow

[horrorandhalloween]

by Mauricio Abril

[nathengyn]

a compilation of all my planned good omens studies/recreations to commemorate finishing this project! they’ve been a great learning experience, and a bit of a trip down memory lane, though i must admit the monet ones are probably my favourite. 

redbubble | society6

[neil-gaiman]

These are glorious!

[normal-horoscopes]

HEY BUDDY YOUVE BEEN IN YOUR DEPRESSION MOSS-COVERED HOLLOW STUMP FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS NOW IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It needs more moss

[normal-horoscopes]

I KNOW ITS COZY BUT THIS ISNT HEALTHY FOR YOU OR THE LICHEN CULTURE

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I AM rhe lichen culture

[normal-horoscopes]

BEING COVERED IN MOSS DOESNT MAKE YOU MOSS LICHENTHROPY IS NOT A REAL THING

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Sorry I can't hear you anymore dude *mossifies*

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[twerkyvulture]

[the-gator-maid-knight]

Pics that make you go: hmmmmmm…. Hmmmmmm

[garpfruit]

my brain has too many tabs open

[threesideddream]

now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that's like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the pedophilic behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girl? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.

[crimeshetyped]

This is literally no different then R Kelly but his fans will paint it differently just wait on it

[symphonicseauxl]

Oh yikes

[guccixcucci]

His best friend went to jail for human trafficking. When are people gonna wake up

[daarntootin]

Watching that interview was crushing. All she could talk about when she brought him up was how nice he is, and you could see in her face how happy it made her that he texted her. That he was kind to her. That they hadn’t ever met but she had his number in her phone now, I mean come on it’s Drake. And I just wanted to reach through my phone and hold her because I am 100% sure he is nice to her, I bet he showers her in kindness, tell her how talented she is, that she’s increíble and like no one else. That listening to her sing makes him smile, that the way her face lights up when she sings is magic, that her style and confidence is so unique and she is nothing like any girl he knows, certainly nothing like any girl her age and man it is just so exciting that she’s going to be 18 soon! It’s a crazy and cool age being an adult now!

And I was fed those lines too. And I fell for them too and they weren’t even from Drake just some college kid who made me feel special. So special that ignored how hard he kissed me. That he touched me in ways I didn’t like when other people were around. But he was so nice to me, he was so good so it was fine. Besides I was special. I wasn’t like any other girl my age.

Fuck Drake. Fuck every man like Drake. I hope and pray that any man who’s ever looked at a young woman in a predatory nature spontaneously combusts and then rots in hell.

And I hope Billie Eilish is okay when he stops being nice because it feels like the world has ended. And I don’t know how you do that with the whole world watching.

[jabbawonker]

Men in their 30s should stay far the fuck away from teenaged girls and men in their 30s who repeatedly 'befriend' teenage girls are not to be trusted.

[adventures-in-zookeeping-deacti]

[airframeextender]

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

[maxofs2d]

is this bird dubstep

[solaniar]

I really just wanted this on my blog. Sorry. 

not sorry

[becausebirds]

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

[suddenlycomics]

So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?

[flapjacques]

Did y'all not watch Zoboomafoo??

[deactivated-blog]

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

[emilyaillustrates]

Crimson Peak Illustrations 

(one of which won the Legendary Picture contest but I still haven’t heard back on which one.)