The way Brennnan says "lovey" as Garthy should be outlawed it does funny things to my chest
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The way Brennnan says "lovey" as Garthy should be outlawed it does funny things to my chest
reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, exâs momâs cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned danteâs sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, danteâs inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold danteâs exile.
You ever just think to yourself "Ah I'll just give it a little trim" the night before an OB/GYN appointment and then come to an hour later looking like a Ken doll and your bathroom smelling strongly of chemical hair remover?
No?
Hm.
Posting this here so my family won't accidentally read this;
I have been in love with Natalie Portman since I was a child and they gave her mjolnir and I just want her to hit me like one time just one just right across the face so hard you know?????? She's just so strong and smart and pretty and I'd say thank you
At the risk of sounding like the 16 year old version of me that I'd sworn never return to; does anyone have a gif from episode one of Our Flag Means Death when Jim is sharpening a knife? I need it for Reasons. Reasons that simply are not related to the audible gasp I made when that scene occurred and I for one am offended at the accusation.
Have any of my other POTS bitches triggered their symptoms by standing while trying to braid their own hair? Or is this a burden I alone must bear?
Listen the me right now and the me who filtered AO3 down to explicit only are not the same person and I simply cannot be held responsible for what she looked at
lol this slaps
HOLD BABY JESUS RANSOM UNTIL ST. ANTHONY RETURNS YOUR FREAKING KEYS
sunday is just i have to set my computer on fire i have to do laundry i have to find god i have to make tea i have to quit my job and start a new life in a different state i have to be more honest with the people around me i have to clean my room i have to cut my hair i have to be more deliberate with my hobbies and downtime i have to make a doctors appointment i have to go back to therapy i have to start dating i have to make more friends i have to go on a long drive i have to spend 4 hours disassociating in a target i have to paint my nails i have to tell my mother i love her. but instead i will simply sit.Â
My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
Update:
He found his way into my sister's room.
And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.
Holy fuck this doll is creepy
Another update:
The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust
vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose
Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose
How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast CancerÂ
Reblog to literally save a life
whish they told us this in school, all they did was say âfeel for lumps, you will know when you feel itâ
Do a self check at the same time every month! Your breast tissue changes throughout your normal hormonal cycle, so doing a check every time you shower isn't super helpful, but just feeling around and scoping shit out at the time every month will give you a much better idea of what's happening in your body.
DOCTOR WHO (2005-) âTurn Leftâ (4.11)
LISTEN ALL IM SAYING IS THAT CHARLIE COC HAS NO RIGHT TO LOOK SO HOT ALL BEAT UP AND BLOODY
ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids arenât taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they arenât acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what theyâre saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internetâs capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.
Some actual safety tips for teenagers:
1. Have proof they're a teenager first. More than just a picture, have a video call with them.
2. If you want to meet up with them, have your parents or a trusted adult come with you. Even if they are a proven teenager, its still good to have supervision in case any issues happen.
3. If you are talking to an adult, and they start being sexual in any way, you run the fuck away. It doesn't matter if they're 40 or 20. An adult inherently has a power dynamic that teenagers do not. And its up to the adult to act responsible about it. There's exceptions of course, if you're 16 and dating an 18 year old, that's not a problem, we're not talking about that.
4. Being in a server with adults or ran by adults is not inherently bad. Talking to adults is not inherently a problem, and will likely happen in any number of Discord servers. It is only an issue when they are acting sexual and show predatory behavior.
5. Look out for grooming behavior. It can be difficult, because at first it seems like innocuous behavior, like complimenting or giving gifts. Especially if you feel lonely and have low self esteem. And groomers actively target people like that.
If they start trying to isolate you, talk sexual with you, state they depend on you for emotional needs, blame you for their own actions, try to be secretive about the relationship- Then you need to talk to people you trust, block the perpetrator, and call the police on them.
6. If this does happen to you, remember this: It is not your fault. Even if you didn't listen to a single thing listed here, it is not your fault. It is the fault of the adults who knew better, and didn't care. It's not your fault.
To my followers: if any of you guys are underaged, please be very VERY careful on here, and donât fall for any of the tricks the groomer would use on you, just block them and report them.
If you're interacting with an adult as a minor, talk to a trusted safe adult about them, like you would any other friend. The thing about being groomed is that it's nigh on impossible to know that it's happening until it's too late because you're in it, but an adult outside of it will notice faster and can help sort of safety ripcord you out if needed. If you feel like you can't talk to an adult about this person and/or the way they talk to you, red flag. Gigantic red flag, it's time to block them go full ghost as hard as it is do not worry about their feelings, they're an adult and they'll get over it.
WE WILL FIGHT. WE WILL SACRIFICE. WE WILL FIND A WAY.
Happy N7 Day! (insp)
king i think it is not fucking sufficient at all. wolftopia or bust
Also Wolftopia is gorgeous by the way
Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!