[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[cowboy]

Inshallah they find him.

[cowboy]

Best image in the universe

[nanalineni]

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

[nanalineni]

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

[bace-jeleren]

It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

[neshamama]

nabil anani, "palestinian folklore," 2020, acrylic on canvas

[eternalgrey]

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

[chainmail-butch]

We are predictable creatures

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[gayvampyr]

it’s time

[animeengineer]

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

[alwaysalreadyangry]

my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”

[fruitycasket]

[saywhat-politics]

[mj-iza-writer]

I will always reblog this....it is so important to be able to give them access to help. As a writer I fully support this

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

[rwoh]

“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That was the concussion

[i-wear-the-cheese]

broke: you're confused about being gay

bespoke: you're concussed about being straight

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

[megidonitram]

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

[hilltop-dolmen]

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[funstyle]

i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

[brown-forking-weed]

jimi hendrix reacts to... his cheesecak...

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[daily-spooky]