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Flotsam Dreaming (Web Novel)

Flotsam Dreaming [Speculative Fantasy // Heist Adventure] Original - Novel - Fantasy

In the floating, seaborne city of Flotsam, a gang of the worst criminal mages alive team up for the heist of the century.

Now that I'm about a third done with writing this, I want to pin it so more people can see what I've been writing lately.

Flotsam Dreaming is a fantasy heist story set on a massive floating city on the seas starring a gang of mages out to steal a big fucking tree, and I'm posting it chapter by chapter up at the link above.

What's it got? It's got everything. Crime. Salamanders. Vampires. Weasels. A billion canals. State-sanctioned piracy. Terra-engineering to create floating islands. The maritime economics of an independent city-state. And of course, magic.

Chapters will come out kinda whenever they're done at a super inconsistent rate, but I'm chipping away at it, and I've been having a blast writing this thing.

I hope you enjoy! If you have any thoughts about it, feel free to shoot me an ask!

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[segamascott]

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[sioltach]

YOU DID NOT COME INTO THIS WORLD. YOU CAME OUT OF IT, LIKE A WAVE FROM THE OCEAN. YOU ARE NOT A STRANGER HERE

[warcrimesimulator]

Siberian weasel (Mustela sibirica) Traktorozavodsky District, Chelyabinsk, Russia

Photo © Евгений Попов

[funstyle]

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

[funstyle]

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[loveletters2myself]

this is how july will be spent

[silkysong]

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[catchymemes]