animal crackers in my soup

K. 22. 

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[liberalsarecool]

[ilyannarozanova]

Ilya looking thee Yuna Hollander dead in the eyes and saying "yeah I'd leave Boston for your son" while wearing his Raiders t-shirt is so iconic. Who is doing it like him

[bleachblondebitches]

GIRLS LIKE GIRLS official music video (2015) // GIRLS LIKE GIRLS official trailer (2026)

[gnawu]

leviticus (2026)

[parcai]

shane is such a terrifying captain & i feel like nobody talks abt this. ive seen maybe 2 fics that did this well tops.

he's not bro-ey & brotherly the way roz is. he's a child prodigy, runs a tight ship, efficient as fuck, Hockey Jesus AND plays in montreal (habs lore) so the city does in fact think he can turn water to wine they have sanctified him, & only social enough to keep the respect of his team, so mostly the vets anyway. he dishes advice bluntly & matter of fact, not rude but it's like that's it end of convo. what i say goes bc it DOES. above all this man does not want to be fucking embarrassed, esp not by teammates playing like it's amateur hr. his rooks prob stutter out half sentences around him, get nervous when he approaches them, he is INTIMIDATING but not on purpose!!!1!1!!

[fractally]

Oh one BIG reason I think the general public in Canada especially would be extremely pro-Shane Hollander even post-outing: he imports Ilya Rozanov and he doesn't leave Canada even when the situation in Montreal goes sideways

It's honestly impossible to overstate what a big deal that is. Canada constantly losing their hockey talent to US teams and the Stanley drought...it doesn't fucking matter what went down with those French Canadians, the rest of the country is ignoring that, he's still their hero.

When Ilya steps out in a Team Canada jersey at the 2026 Olympics and they crush team USA 6-0 in the gold medal match Shane would be instantly deified as the first Canadian saint.

[crippled-peeper]

“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

[crippled-peeper]

This one made the fascists and the racists really really mad. I get hate mail daily for this post

Imagine getting mad because someone else’s child’s chemotherapy doesn’t cost them 100,000$ .

[creaturelingart]

FINALLY got good photos of my sculpture final. This is my dog his name is Sock.

[creaturelingart]

Look at my fish.

[sillygoosery46-deactivated20260]

and when the franchaela season drops i better not see no hypermasculinization of micheala that woman is femmed down and i will take no argument ill assume ur racist and cant handle soft black women

[gayvampyr]

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

[gayvampyr]

wait his mind

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[mix-and-max]

CEOs such a deeply unserious concept. Hi I'm the guy whose job it is to decide how much money everyone gets and I just so happened to decide I should get two squilliam dollars and you should get a penny and a half. I know I did a good job because math please don't double check.

[dickgreyson]

bucky barnes was a crazy thing to inflict upon a generation of suicidal 14 year old girls

[nolanporfirio]

@actualbuckybames

[beardedmrbean]

[loveridden1999]

when james baldwin said "not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced"