I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.
Color Me Curious
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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almost home
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
EXPECTATIONS
cherry valley forever
Noah Kahan

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Fieri Frames
occasionally subtle
Not today Justin

Jimmy Eat World

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Claire Keane
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies

#extradirty
YOU ARE THE REASON

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I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.
This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.
I got no words
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Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.
Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
17-Year-Old Jurassic Park: Lost World Mystery Bag
In this video, a peculiar British man opens a “Wonder Bag” from 1997 containing various items, including a candy.
Which he eats.
The first and the last ones are the only ones with curtains on the sides. That makes it seem like it’s a play, opening its curtains at the beginning and closing them at the end.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
teachingliteracy:
Butterbeer Cupcakes
(click link for the recipe; click pic for the source.)