Yo ho ho and a bottle of emotional trauma

A blog about blogging and fangirling and Sherlock and Doctor Who and Supernatural and whatever else grabs my fancy.

[catastrophic-cuttlefish]

[kazefiend]

@laz-va

[bostondann]

Sometimes I miss the cold.

[toonskribblez]

[songbeechahlay-deactivated20260]

Scottish women of the Highland Games–kicking ass, wearing kilts and making you swoon. 

[lastsonlost]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

@yourownpetard

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

[ninjachibi117]

shit’s heating up in the shark fandom

[chookiemunster]

In a scale from Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman

to Ezra Miller being touched by Colling Farrell

how good are you to hide your obviously gay desires?

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.

[rhube]

I love people who talk in their sleep.

[theanti90smovement]

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

[viciere]

bitch me too the fuck

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

[dat-soldier]

[nyctosaurid]

this bird is pulling off the ideal lesbian vibe… the hair, the jacket, shes really got it all

[zwiebelprinz]

I guess lol

[zwiebelprinz]

i made her a girlfriend <3

[bideogaymes]

One of The Boys

Esmaa Mohamoud in collaboration w/ Qendrim Hoti

Repurposed Raptors Jerseys and various materials

2017

[raxacoriocofallapatorius]

Ball is life, bruh

[bideogaymes]

One of The Boys

Esmaa Mohamoud in collaboration w/ Qendrim Hoti

Repurposed Raptors Jerseys and various materials

2017

[riflegarden]

today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment

[riflegarden]

today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile

[riflegarden]

I’m so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smile 

[riflegarden]

yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spike 

[riflegarden]

yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i died 

[riflegarden]

A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10

[riflegarden]

TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, “london no, we’re not getting that” and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have cried 

[riflegarden]

I want everyone to know both London and Jonathan (Jonnie) came in the other day on the same day. Jonnie is much larger since the last time I saw him but still sweet and still acts like a pup, he barked at something in our footwear department. London still likes to carry things and put his paws up on my register to say hello, he carried the insoles his owner bought out the door for her. Also thanks for the notes, it’s nice to see so many people appreciate dogs on here. Another reminder, I see a lot of dogs because I work in a sporting goods store in a strip mall next door to a Petco and we absolutely allow dogs in our store. I live in a mountain town in Colorado and dogs are common here because there are lots of fun outdoor stuff to do with them. 

[riflegarden]

A sheltie in a Petco shopping cart came in yesterday and her name was Sadie and she was so excited to say hi that she jumped out of the cart, onto my register counter, but she missed and Mufasa’d her way to the floor, but she was okay. The owner just let her sit on the counter and she was very well behaved and she gently smelled every item I scanned and also my hand. She was obsessed with her neck being scratched. 

[riflegarden]

today a black lab name paxton came in off leash and he jiggled his way into our back room because the door was open and i yelled He Is Employed! and told his owner that we’d be happy to hire him and then eventually he made his way up to the front by himself and into the register area behind the counter and now he’s my new manager 

[riflegarden]

my boss sent me this picture she took from the window at work today after i left. its not a dog, but it is a goat wearing a cowboy hat. 

[riflegarden]

today a 12 week old dichromatic pitbull puppy named Spot was so tired that he was splayed out on our tile flooring, all four legs sticking out while his people tried on shoes. i asked to pet him and he wagged his tail and rolled over so i could scratch his belly

[riflegarden]

Today my boss found a lost little Australian shepherd puppy without a collar running around the parking lot and caught her and brought her in the store and I played with her on my lunch break and she was so cute and so sweet and was probably no older than like 9 weeks. Eventually her people came and claimed her. Her name is Panda and she’s in the process of being trained as a service dog for an elderly veteran with one leg.

[riflegarden]

today a bengal kitten named strider came in and he licked my finger. hes not a dog but hes is very important 

[stability]

[chocolatemilque]

HEY !! Here’s a video of me signing “fergalicious” for one of my asl projects !! :)

[sparrows-old-blog]

Every once in a while I think about this video again and I just have to go find it

[moombahs-deactivated20180118]

Me: I don’t judge people on petty things like appearance. As long as we are true to ourselves, there’s no need for negativity :)

*sees a guy with a fedora and a girl with anime fox ears walking around campus*

Me: @ God why do you try me like this

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

[mysharona1987]

Think of this photo next time someone gets nostalgic tries to argue the 1950s were the “golden era.”

[topherchris]

[popculturebrain]

unmute for the love of god unmute