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@rayman-quotes
Murfy, about Razorbeard and Ales: My god, would you two just get a room already?
Ales: Excuse me, Murfy?
Murfy: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?
Razorbeard: ...
Spyglass: I ship it!
Rayman: CAN YOU NOT?
Murfy: And now for a gay update with Simohne and Raynette.
Simohne: Getting gayer.
Murfy: Thank you, Simohne.
Paltoos: So you're dating Simohne?
Raynette: What? No! I'm just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.
Paltoos: That's literally a wedding ring.
Raynette: Drinking glass, just to stay pure
Simohne: Hey, if you take part of my name and connect it to the part of your name, you get Simonette, please don't drink glass.
Globox: Hey Rayman, wanna third wheel on my date with Annetta tomorrow?
Rayman: Sure.
Globox: Razoff! Wanna third wheel on my date with Annetta tomorrow?
Razoff: Well... ...ok...
Globox: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Rayman & Razoff: *staring at each-other*
Annetta: Globox…
Razoff: Rayman kissed me!
Globox: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Razoff: It was unbelievable!
Globox: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Murphie: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Globox, get the plum juice and unplug the phone. Razoff, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Razoff: Oh, it ended very well.
Globox: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Murphie: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Razoff: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Murphie: Ohh… So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Razoff: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were on back of my head.
Globox and Murphie: Ohhh.
---meanwhile---
Rayman eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Barbara: Tongue?
Rayman: Yeah.
Betina: Cool.
Mimitta: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Globox: We were helping Razoff write his vows, but he kicked us out because Murfy was making inappropriate suggestions.
Murfy: How is "Rayman, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate?
Razorbeard: *sees Ly and Cookie together*
Razorbeard: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Rayman: You mean… you ship them?
Razoff, about Rayman: Can I tell him he looks nice?
Holly: Sure.
Razoff: Can I tell him I respect him?
Holly: Maybe, if he will ask.
Razoff: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three spideyes and four velvet foxes?
Holly:
Holly: I'd save that for later.
Rayman: Razoff is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Tily: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Barbara: Tackle them!
Ly: Dump them.
Barbara(yes again): Kick them in the shin!
Razoff: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Murfy: Razoff you can't move in with Rayman.
Razoff: Why not?
Murfy: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Razoff: I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Murfy: Holy crap, you're beautiful.
Cookie: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Ly: Oh. We're going out?
Cookie: Wh…
Globox: I know you love him.
Razoff: I am not in love with Rayman!
Globox, staring at Razoff: I never said who…
Razoff: *realizes*
Razoff: Shit. Well, anyways-
Grub: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Raymesis: Throw rocks at he.
Elysia: Hot Dogs.
Glombrox: Kill him.
Grub: Thanks guys.
Razoff: I'm this close to falling in love with Rayman.
Murfy: Your fingertips are touching.
Razoff: Exactly.
Rayman: That's ridiculous, Razoff doesn't have a crush on me.
Globox: Yes they do.
Barbara: Yes they do.
Razoff: Yes I do.
Razoff: I love you.
Rayman: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Razoff and Rayman kiss passionately*
Barbara, to Murfy: You owe me 20 dollars.