Shenanigans

Raymond, 23. Chinese and Vietnamese. Oregon State University graduate.

[c-teardrops]

sometimes i forgot that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

[4gifs]

[dutchster]

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

[krissibarks]

GOD DAMNIT

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

what i learned from school

im a fucking piece of shit

everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[babyanimalgifs]

tigers chasing a drone

credit: @cnninternational

[sushinfood]

alternative title:

underestimation costs zoo $400 

[trashboat]

that’s an inspire-1 drone, so its more like $4,000 

[itellyawut]

[surpriseipeedinyourmilk]

me right this fucking second

[duragdaddy]

[so-doggone-funny]

“new jersey must be stopped.”

[manonblackbcak]

I REALLY LOVE THESE BEARS

[taahko]

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

[taahko]

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

[daniel-oneiroi]

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

[fuks]

[pavelow]

This isn’t even satire anymore

[sweetmemesaremadeofthis]

[roslips]

Omg

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

[churchyardgrim]

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

[stephendann]

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

[shelgon]

STOP EVERYTHING!!! 

Look how MAJESTIC Venusaur looks following his trainer in Pokémon Let’s GO Pikachu! and Let’s GO Eevee! 

[shencomix]

[babyanimalgifs]

How are penguins not extinct?

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I am in tears omg

[dremoranightmares]

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

[boomboxgod]

Clumsy pillows

[siriussly-serious]

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[candiikismet]

Please get this away from me

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

[nationalharmonica]

cause im sad

[rubysapphrald]

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you