don't fret lil buddy

HIATUS

[raynarvaesjr]

logging into this account for the first time in literal years to delete the scammy r@yb@ns post someone hacked onto my page and mark as spam all the hornyboy bots in my dms

[winchesteralex]

her.

[misstvhead]

some lads from in between comic stuff

[stevenbuckys]

“It’s so complex and tragic. They have a devotion to one another that is undermined and devastated by fate.” – Russo Brothers

“Their bond stretches across half of the twentieth century. Steve and Bucky are each other’s soulmate, if you will, because no one on Earth understands what either of them has been through as well as the other does.” – Markus & McFeely

[imposterogers]

1940s steve: you know I don’t think there will ever be flying cars

bucky: we literally saw one at the science expo. howard stark made a flying car steve.

steve: that was a hovering car

bucky, about to go off:

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

#LetThemRest

[effervescentbi]

steve “who needs doors” rogers

[inthenameofsephiroth]

[jamesbanes]

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists, but the ones that do call him The Winter Soldier

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[fatpikachupics]

actually there is one more

[hellsite-yano]

This rhymes

[goweninsane]

Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it

[lakevida]

i’m familiar with self care

[umameva]

i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

@demeters-daughter

[cyberkillerxx]

“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

[touyanii]

“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence

[missilia-amorii]

[thebootydiaries]

imma keep it real wit u chief i’m scared of ppl who are obsessed with astrology and zodiac signs or whatever please don’t say scorpio or caprisun or those things to mme please I will get whiplash immediately please

[myspaceinfluencer]

who remembers this lil b*tch lmfao! i used to scam the girls on neopets because i was so desperate to get her lmfao i only had d*al up so my computer was too slow to play the games but i was literally rabid to get one so i like got some items from the like giving tree or whatever and i would like message people on the f*rums and tell them i would upload rare items to my shop at a specific time and i wanted to give them like first dibs or whatever lmfao and i would tell them to buy it at that exact time and then i would click to remove it from my store but then instantly u*plug the internet and it would like gl*tch it out and they would buy it but it would stay in my store! lmfao anyways i got one of these little things after like three weeks and i loved her so much lmao i called her Egg Roll

[jamesspadersnortingspafflines]

This post belongs in the Library of Congress

[lovely-rt]

i haven’t drawn ah fanart in literal years but the super bunny man finale was too good 

[captainchilly]

The Rimmy Tim-job

[trainthief]

Can you imagine how fucking wild ladies must have gone for the rejection in pride and prejudice right after it was first published. This guy’s making ten thousand a year and her family is expecting her to find accommodation for herself sooner rather than later and STILL Lizzie is like “no. No. True love only. And also while I’ve got you here please accept my invitation to fuck off.” I would’ve lost my damn gourd, I would’ve gone bonkers. And group chats didn’t exist so you’d just have to hope your friends were as far into the book as you so you could meet at the village green to throw a fucking riot

[trainthief]

I’d write my friends an urgent communique as soon as I’d finished the Collins proposal scene too like “My dearest Anne, you simply won’t BELIEVE the developments of this chapter. Read urgently and respond post fucking haste!!” And seal it with a wax stamp and shit.