Rayne’s Pirate Ship

(They/He) Mentally ill flavoured blog. I do shitposts and pirate vibes. I also like Red vs Blue.

[whatthefuckisasweep]

one thing i really like abt grimmons is, in a way, the only thing really in the way of it is their rancid communication skills and pathetic inexperience with romance. like, grif and simmons both know everyone else fucking knows. they also do couple-y things and they KNOW it. the thing is they just DONT fucking talk about it. they are ALLERGIC to feelings and talking it out. its NOT a matter of stupidity and ignorance — they just dont fucking know how to even BEGIN to navigate it, and it fucking kills me dead.

i LOVE that. i love how theres this really unspoken codependency that toes the line and breaks both of their brains.

its not quite pining in the traditional sense of the word. but its not like its unrequited. its like mutual emotional twister. how far can we go without directly tackling the issue? how the fuck do we even adapt traditional romance when we’re fucking 40 or something and all we’ve known is war and death and sarcasm? left hand red, right hand orange. LOL

[raynethepirate]

Currently obsessed with the idea of Simmons making the whole group play d&d with him. There's no version of this mental image that I don't love, I want this to exist so bad.

[raynethepirate]

me, trying to be sweet: i think your teeth are neat:)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

more people should choose their names though. grown adults are really out there walking around with names their parents chose at random. "nice baby name, did your mommy pick that out for you?" grow up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i'm joking in the sense that if you like your birth name, i'm happy for you! but i've heard a ton of cis people talking wistfully about "if i could choose any name…" and i have wondrous news! you can and you should! it's your name, and you deserve to love it. and if the one your parents picked out before you were born doesn't vibe, or even if you just find one that you like better--well now it's your turn to pick!

[raynethepirate]

are you actually bad at making decisions or are you just so terrified of someone not liking a decision you made that you pretend to be indecisive in an attempt to circumnavigate that

[spacelazarwolf]

i…………………..cannot handle tik tok

[prof-grace-aspen]

Yeah there's a really wild contingent of people on TikTok desperately trying to convince people that "T" stands for meth and that "everyone knows it" and "it's the most common use of the abbreviation" and therefore "no one should say T in place of testosterone".

[spacelazarwolf]

i can’t. i can’t. i cannot do this. i! cannot! do! this! besties!!!!!

[spacelazarwolf]

i am losing it

[awnrii]

a relationship should be 50/50 I spout some bullshit and you beat the shit out of me

[raynethepirate]

Normalize fantasy protagonists taking breaks.

Like I understand that there’s often huge stakes and time pressure that don’t seem to ALLOW for breaks but. That’s life, isn’t it? Sometimes, even when deadlines are looming and everything seems much too stressful, we have to take breaks despite our reservations. I want an adventuring party with a character that tells the others that if they don’t take a day to rest, then their journey will take longer as they slow with exhaustion. I want protagonists who know they have to take days off to be at full strength. Give me characters who take breaks.

[robotnuts]

[chorusan]

[raynethepirate]

this. this is the way

[harboredseal]

that was the worst throw, ever. of all time.

[raynethepirate]

AAAAAA

[jaxbeetle]

mwah

[raynethepirate]

😭😭😭😭

[raynethepirate]

Why aren’t more people into the concept if brownies? Like. They just. Clean your house? For free??

Idk you would think more people would be into that.

[raynethepirate]

Why don’t people talk about the fact that Grif and Simmons were literally locked in a closet together while the temple of procreation was activated??? Like. ?????????