Everything Crossed

Illustrator, Animator, pizza fan.

[profs-artblog]

Uhh hi, I’m still drawing. Just slow on uploading stuff. Here are some Felix scribbles since he’s kinda one of my main focus characters.

[rayraycross]

MY BOY! MY SON!

[eurovisionder]

Iceland 🇮🇸 - Hatari - Hatrið mun sigra - Exclusive Rehearsal Clip

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[minsvnshine]

i only have two moods :

[kevbot-v1]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[shortandsharp]

[catchymemes]

[rayraycross]

Brown Cow. Stunning! 

[rayraycross]

Miss Vanjie. Miss VANJIE Miss... Vaanjie.

[sytycdinternational]

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE USA SEASON 14 // Top 8 Contestants + All-Stars / «Call Me Mother» by RuPaul / Vogue / Choreography by Mark Kanemura / Top 8 Week

[why-s0-seri0uss]

I would like to say, on behalf of everyone, HOT FUCKING DAMN

[peachnlov-moved-deactivated2019]

reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage

[legityoots]

me whenever someone mentions mass effect:

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

me whenever someone mentions dragon age:

[tombraidertothecore]

Life is what happens while you wait for your butler to lock him in the fridge.

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

I ain’t never gunna stop loving you, bitch.

[tiffanyvalntine]

I won’t hesitate, bitch

[piscessaturn-deactivated2018120]

but i’m here, bitch

[rayraycross]

I’m not jokin, bitch.

[alcar-ancalime]

[syral3]

Idk why but having good veins for getting blood drawn is something I’m oddly proud of

[rayraycross]

Me too. I don’t remember many compliments but ‘You’re a good bleeder’ that sticks.

[chiesatonakas-archive]

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this is over a year overdue but here you will find MBMBaM’s completely PG advertisement for extreme restraints, an extremely non-PG online sex shop. its the funniest six and a half minutes that podcasting has ever produced

[itwontdeletemyaccount-deactivat]

“hey, you know how sometimes when you turn into a werewolf, people chain you up in the basement? well, what if only your privates turned into a werewolf? have you thought about that undereserved portion of the population?”

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

what gets me is that Extreme Restraints decided to advertise with MBMBAM. what was the thought process on that? “Let’s just buy this and see what they do”? well they got their money’s worth I’d say

[rayraycross]

I used to work for a sex toy company and I am kicking myself that I never came up with this idea! Marketing Genius.

[ovanrie]

in Serbian, we don’t say ‘middle of nowhere’ - we use ‘vukojebina/вукојебина’ which literally would translate to ‘wolf fuck’ and i’m so proud of my countries language

[sprachtraeume]

In German we say “Am Arsch der Welt” which means “The ass of the world”

[languageoclock]

in australia we say “out woop woop” and i have no idea what it means but its fun to say lol

[taurwen]

In Finland we say “Jumalan selän takana” which means “behind God’s back” like you’re somewhere where even God can’t see you.

[elfrightsactivist]

In Greece we say “στου διαόλου τη μάνα” which means “at the devil’s mother” and I think it’s beautiful

[the-thorster]

In some parts of Germany they specifically say something is in “Buxtehude” which is a town near Hamburg but lots of people that live at other ends of the country don’t know. I’ve met people who looked at our public transport plan and said “BUXTEHUDE IS A REAL PLACE???” – Needless to say, you don’t use that phrase anywhere in the North.

[livinglanguages]

@the-thorster lmao I only know Buxtehude from “Buxtehude, wo die Hunde mit dem Schwanz bellen.” And ok, it actually appears on our Metropolitan area public transport map.

[polysprachig]

In American English we say “out in bumblefuck” 

[finnishfun]

We have the Finnish one in Hungarian too :D

[rayraycross]

There’s one in British english that’s ‘Arse end of nowhere’ that I love! 

[porterr-robinson]

[materassassino]

galviron:

this…is advanced brittish….

*weeping* finally… a reason to be proud of this damn country

[chillangry-deactivated20250419]

J A M I E L O O K ITS YOUR PEOPLE

[rayraycross]

I am so proud.