WHEATLEY ENJOYER

he/they || selfship blog || WHEATLEY'S CANON BOYFRIEND REAL NO CLICKBAIT || interacting from @averagesillyperson || proshippers DNI

[rays-selfship-madness]

INTRODUCTION POST :33

Hello!! I'm Raymond, and this right here is my selfship blog. Welcome!!! My main non-selfship account is @averagesillyperson

You can expect to see a lot of silly (and/or cringe) stuff on here, so if that's something you like, feel free to follow!!

Before you do, though, let me set some rules for this blog.

Absolutely DO NOT INTERACT if you belong in any of these categories:

- proshippers

- zoophiles

- transphobes/homophobes

- TERFs

- Your Boyfriend Game fans </3 both this game and its creator disgust me

- Alfred's playhouse fans

- Vivziepop defenders

- Jimmy (Mouthwashing) fans

- Valentino (Hazbin Hotel) fans

On the other hand FEEL FREE TO INTERACT/FOLLOW/BMF if you're in any of the following categories:

- selfship enjoyers

- fans of my fav media

- just. Cool people in general

That's all the rules for now.

Keep reading if you wanna know stuff about my current f/o, self insert ocs, and my blog-specific tags

Current f/os:

Wheatley (Portal 2) - romantic, sharing - click here for my human design of him

GLaDOS (Portal) - questioning/queerplatonic, sharing

Chell (Portal) - platonic, sharing

Jovial Merryment (Horse Race Tests) - romantic, sharing - click here for my human design of her

Current s/i ocs:

WIP

Tags:

#raymond's self insert lore - as the name suggests, this tag will contain lore posts about my s/i

#raymond's favorite sillies - posts about my s/i and/or f/o

#raymond's silly self insert art - again, the name is pretty self explanatory

#raymond's reblogs - again, self explanatory

#raymond's yapping - just. Silly text posts.

#raymond answers - me answering asks

[spark-182]

🧸🐾 | rb game ᯓ★ [status: open!!!]

Been playing Webkinz more again recently along with restarting collecting the plushies, and I wanted to do something on here now that I’m back. So, we’re doing a reblog game now!!!!

reblog with your f/o (max of 3, any type is very welcomed!) and i will assign them a webkinz plush

pro-ship & similar and under 16 dni // dividers by strangergraphics <3

[rays-selfship-madness]

HIHI, MAY I OFFER MY BELOVED MORON BOYFRIEND WHEATLEY

[spark-182]

the sterling cheeky cat for wheatley!!

[spark-182]

🧸🐾 | rb game ᯓ★ [status: open!!!]

Been playing Webkinz more again recently along with restarting collecting the plushies, and I wanted to do something on here now that I’m back. So, we’re doing a reblog game now!!!!

reblog with your f/o (max of 3, any type is very welcomed!) and i will assign them a webkinz plush

pro-ship & similar and under 16 dni // dividers by strangergraphics <3

[rays-selfship-madness]

HIHI, MAY I OFFER MY BELOVED MORON BOYFRIEND WHEATLEY

[averagesillyperson]

MY COMMS ARE OPEN BTW!!

WILL DRAW

- humans/humanoids

- anthros

- ferals

- ship/selfship art

- mild gore (scratches/cuts, blood)

WILL **ATTEMPT** TO DRAW AT A DISCOUNTED PRICE (icon: 5€, half body: 10€, full body: 20€):

- mechs/robots

WON'T DRAW:

- heavy gore/character death

- nsfw

- complex backgrounds

PAYMENT:

- At the moment I only accept payment through Steam gift cards (for prices like 15€ youre gonna have to combine the 10€ one and the 5€ one cuz they sadly don't allow custom gift card money amounts)

- my Steam friend code is 1791601688 , friend me before sending over your commission request

CONTACT:

- you may contact me through Tumblr DMs, although Instagram (@raysweirdart) or Discord (.rayslay) is preferred. I will send over the finished piece either through Discord or email

RULES:

- you must pay after I send you the final version of my sketch

- you may request three free edits to my sketch, after the three it's additional 5€ per requested edit

- I reserve the right to reject your commission for any reason

- by commissioning me, you agree to me sharing the finished work on my social media accounts (I will tag you)

More examples of my art under the cut!

(All the recent art I have are ref sheets of my characters sorry gang🥹)

[taysgoldrushh]

yumeship reblog game:

show me a picture of your f/o(s) and i'll write them an oddly specific-niche headcanon♡

(always gotta put some content of my lovely angel in these posts:3)

doubles please dni!!

[rays-selfship-madness]

WHEATLEY!!

[taysgoldrushh]

He has a weird collection of dad jokes and tells them at the literal worst times ever. The end of the world is here? He'll hit you with a 'Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!'

[taysgoldrushh]

yumeship reblog game:

show me a picture of your f/o(s) and i'll write them an oddly specific-niche headcanon♡

(always gotta put some content of my lovely angel in these posts:3)

doubles please dni!!

[rays-selfship-madness]

WHEATLEY!!

[rays-selfship-madness]

Just got to THIS part in the game and,,,,, oh my god he's so attractive CLEAN UP ON AISLE MY PANTS 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Seriously tho I want him

[rays-selfship-madness]

OK SO. MY BF BOUGHT ME BOTH THE PORTAL GAMES YESTERDAY AND IM SO HYPED

(I keep getting stuck on puzzles in the first game help. help me please.)

(It's worth it tho cuz once I get past the first game, then I'm gonna be able to see WHEATLEYYYY)

[rays-selfship-madness]

UGGHHHH I NEED THE WHEATLEY PLUSH SO BAD

LOOK AT HIMMM

He's out of stock currently and he's also super pricey BUT I WILL WAIT AND SAVE UP🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[averagesillyperson]

GIGGLING. MY WHEATLEY 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[rays-selfship-madness]

:3 my Wheatley design

[rays-selfship-madness]

Hello vro its me Wendy ❤️

HIIII BITES YOU

[dingle-dee]

Seems that every phase of my life - you find yourself there too

[atlas-at-aperture]

RUNS TO COMPUTER TO TAG @rays-selfship-madness

[rays-selfship-madness]

ASGSJSGSJSGSJSSG

[shlormee]

chell caught a fish

[atlas-at-aperture]

@rays-selfship-madness

[rays-selfship-madness]

GIGGLING,,,,,, BESTIE AND BOYFRIEND IN ONE PICTURE

[glass-lung]

Learning to draw Wheatley yippiee

[atlas-at-aperture]

@rays-selfship-madness

[rays-selfship-madness]

MY BOYFRIEND!!! YAY!!

[rays-selfship-madness]

Thinking.......about Wheatley.....

[rays-selfship-madness]

Can't wait to play more of portal (I need to find out more abt the game(s) so that I can create a canon-accurate looking self insert)

All I know so far is that I want them to be a test subject like Chell. Maybe like. Chell's roommate kinda? Would that be too crazy? Idk

Can I get a spoiler-free opinion of someone who's played the games? Dbsndbdjdg

[rays-selfship-madness]

I need to play portal 2 like RIGHTTTT NOWWWW

I need to see my BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND (Wheatley)

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN THE GAME PLEAAAASSSEEEE