claire :3

22 transfemme cow & writer & musician | she/her | & music: https://linktr.ee/thedeathofjamesdeanphl

[razmaster7]

are there any house shows or chill tgirls or maybe even just like those vaguely gay bike stores that anybody can walk into and hang out at in Almaty, Kazakhstan or Xi'an, China

[kosmogrl]

[pinkbeetroot]

[nyancrimew]

the median voter

[razmaster7]

you can get away with being a dunker if you say "this is my fav tweet i love it so much" before you do the dunking

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

[farm-paws]

Everyone stop what you’re doing and look at Rhubarb. She’s perfect.

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[razmaster7]

waking up and immediately posting you feel like salvador dali

[razmaster7]

I guess you could say I’m a little above the “tamadachi life” hype train since I dont really play video games anymore, i spend my time trying to do actually meaningful things with my life and if i wanna play “video games” i just remember to look at pictures of football/listen to football sounds for about 1-2 hours before bed so i can play football in my dreams

[razmaster7]

i am eternally envious of people own ziploc bags but never enough to actually remember to buy them

[razmaster7]

poster i made 4 my girlfriend

[razmaster7]

the only thing you can do on tdov that isnt annoying is post a fire pic or ask for money

[razmaster7]

[razmaster7]

there has to be a way to talk about America’s cultural eating disorder without grabbing pictures of very skinny celebrities and saying “LOOK at this isnt this HIDEOUS”

[ewaneneollav]

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?