claire :3

22 transfemme cow & writer & musician | she/her | & music: https://linktr.ee/thedeathofjamesdeanphl

[farm-paws]

Everyone stop what you’re doing and look at Rhubarb. She’s perfect.

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[razmaster7]

waking up and immediately posting you feel like salvador dali

[razmaster7]

I guess you could say I’m a little above the “tamadachi life” hype train since I dont really play video games anymore, i spend my time trying to do actually meaningful things with my life and if i wanna play “video games” i just remember to look at pictures of football/listen to football sounds for about 1-2 hours before bed so i can play football in my dreams

[razmaster7]

i am eternally envious of people own ziploc bags but never enough to actually remember to buy them

[razmaster7]

poster i made 4 my girlfriend

[razmaster7]

the only thing you can do on tdov that isnt annoying is post a fire pic or ask for money

[razmaster7]

[razmaster7]

there has to be a way to talk about America’s cultural eating disorder without grabbing pictures of very skinny celebrities and saying “LOOK at this isnt this HIDEOUS”

[ewaneneollav]

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[dogpuppy]

[cali]

kofi request for @baphopup thank you the character is from its comic which ive found very endearing+cute

[razmaster7]

I have immoral ocd its when youre incredibly afraid of telling the truth or doing chores of paying for stuff at the store

[razmaster7]

The Sincere Hipster: why is dressing up like a girl and dressing my boy friends up like girls and eating their pussies and going pee… actually good?

[razmaster7]

BCNR if they were cool

Innnnn myyyy bedddddsheets now wet

Of scratch-from-the-adventures-of-sonic-the-hedgehog i pray to forget