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the suite life finale

[briefnightmarefire]

[coolman229]

#NO FATHERLESS CHILDREN IN MY LOBBY

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[stephenroot]

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[cikero]

they never should have told y’all about brain chemicals

[gorbling]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

favorite visual gag in cartoons is when someone gets dismembered and a femur bone is sticking out no matter what the body part

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[officialgarythesnails]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[memewhore]

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[just-trynabevalid]

With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS

[probablyacerealkiller-blog]

Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this

Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…

I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.

[glamourweaver]

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

[butchscientist]

being gender nonconforming is great bc straight people think i'm edgy and intimidating but lgbt people see me and immediately think i'm friend shaped :)

[fucklestat]

*kidz bop voice* i never hugged wayne i never hugged drake, on my life man, pete’s sake

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[teacupsandcyanide]

Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...

Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: ... I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

[teacupsandcyanide]

Lord of the Rings is a comedy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

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