TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT is a ciswoman with she/her/hers pronouns. The THIRTY-SIX year old was born on DECEMBER 13, 1989 in West Reading, PA before relocating to Nashville, TN. Taylor currently resides between NYC and NASHVILLE, TN. Currently she is PUBLICLY ENGAGED but actually SINGLE who identifies as BI-CURIOUS. Taylor has NO CHILDREN and THREE cats: Meredith, Olivia, and Benjamin. Penned by: Jenni (30+, she/her/hers, EST) for private closed group, DO NOT INTERACT WITH. Unless otherwise stated, none of these gifs belong to me, and credit goes to their respective creators. Should you like me to remove anything from my page, please message kindly and I will happily remove.
—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜
best friends.
confidants.
role model.
ride or die.
childhood friends.
enemies to friends.
wing(wo)men.
squad.
sibling like friends.
platonic soulmates.
unlikely friends.
positive influence.
seem like a married couple.
former lovers to friends.
new friends, aka friends who just met.
—— FAMILIAL CONNECTIONS. ❜
family friends.
siblings.
cousins.
long lost half sibling.
twins.
step parent or step siblings.
husband or wife.
divorced partners.
in laws.
—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜
engagement. Travis Kelce (secretly called off)
flirtationship.
one night stand.
second first kiss, aka the first kiss they head with someone of the same gender.
friends with benefits.
blind date.
exes on good terms. taylor lautner, tom hiddleston
exes on bad terms. john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, calvin harris, joe alwyn, matty healy
exes on unknown terms. joe jonas, harry styles
love / hate.
unrequited crush.
friends with benefits.
enemies with benefits.
childhood crush / lover.
experimented with their sexuality together.
publicity partner.
one night stand or fling that was regretted later.
—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜
enemies.
former (best) friends.
fell for the same person & fought over them.
life long enemies, aka two people who have been enemies ever since they remember but have forgotten the reason for their dislike.
frenemies.
share a secret, aka two people who have a giant secret together but are constantly afraid the other will rat them out.
rivals, direct opposition. kendall jenner.
negative influence.
mutual jealousy.
competition.
current lover’s ex, former lover’s current partner.
yes i am, which is typical since i really really want sourdough toast. i have never had to deal with anything that gave me so much stress and disappointment. every single time one fails i'm in tears, that's how invested i am in getting this right. but i'm too stubborn to give up. have you ever done it successfully? if so i need you to come to my house and teach me your ways.
Nothing worse than craving something and you can't get it or it refuses to come out the way it needs to. It's crazy, right? The fact that we have to keep a literal bubbling fermenting blob alive so that we can have the honor of baking with it should we not look at it wrong for it to simply cease to exist. Are you feeding it regularly and taking half out before adding in the fresh flour? I've learned mine love to be in very specific spots in my kitchen too, move them elsewhere and forget it they start misbehaving. Yes! I have multiple starters that are currently alive and kicking. Any chance you're near New York? I can give you one of my starters that is happily thriving, or just a few loaves of sourdough. I'm baking nearly every other day at this point and can't eat it all myself.
they're long days on set, and this is the only way i can get through it. doesn't help that i didn't sleep that great the night before. don't do that! because they will and then you will have to deal with me being moody as punishment. cats do, do that. they're suckers for gluing you to furniture and then you can't move. winston does the same, except dogs will lay with you the second you ask, so there isn't much novelty to it. it's your house, if you want to walk around naked then do it. free the body i say. anyone that says they don't walk around naked is a liar. you've been working hard, you deserve at least two years worth of house nudity, cat cuddling and laying on the couch. dammit that is exactly what i was going to ask next. what kind of burrito?
The amount of jitters I would be in after my third cup there's no way I could concentrate on filming - not that I'm a good actress in the slightest, so I have no right being on a film set. Only sets I belong on are music videos - if I get a little spazzy it's okay. I can handle moody, do you know the amount of musicians I've dealt with that made moody their whole personality? I'm practically a professional at it. Cats are great at making it impossible to do anything, or if they aren't they just want to be left alone and you practically are always invading their space. Even if that's not their space. True, I could walk around naked but the amount of people that have attempted to break into my house? Mean the one guy got in and laid in my bed - needless to say that bed no longer is in my house. Plus the amount of security that comes in and out, as much as I am sure they would respect things, I rather not. Maybe someday! Shredded chicken, refried beans, extra rice, extra salsa, extra roasted corn, with extra sides of salsa and queso for chips. Will I order extra to have some for dinner too, yes, I will.
our fanbases really do seem to clash, even when we do nothing to encourage anything. i don't get it either? the wall was covered in posts of all sorts of people and movies. it really has been dragged out since then and it's a bit much. you'd think something would have happened between now and then that would make everyone move on. nothing would let us be besties, i'm aware. pretty sure the public will think anything you or i do is a publicity stunt. i guess we are going to be caught in this web then, for however long.
They do. I've seen the rare fan that seem to support both sides of things, but they're few and far between. Even then, I've noticed, they tend to lean one way over the other. People are always looking for something dramatic to play out, and because it's been indulged in the past, they think they can keep it alive. It's more like beating a dead horse at this point. Apparently it's more fascinating to hope for drama between people that have clearly been there, done that. I always see comments of "but think of the music it would create" and don't love that. No, nothing would. I feel for Gigi if anything, know she's stretched herself thin to keep both relationships because we're important to her. You're not wrong, it's bad enough when we're in the same vicinity like a the Super Bowl and somehow that becomes about us rather than the people playing. Though I will admit it's tired and drawn out, I'm kind of over the web.
It really has been and I've gotta give those giving it a go a big kudos. Oh shit, so you've been doing it for awhile now then. That's really admirable though. If I was home more often, I'd probably give it a go, but I'm sure I'd end up killing my starter. Cheddar jalapeño sounds so good. If you're ever feeling generous, I'd love to have some of your leftover poptarts. I'm not picky, promise.
I've learned through a lot of trials and tribulations that making sourdough starter is not for the faint of heart. Sounds dramatic but it's true, the amount of times I had to start over and almost had frustrated tears? Yeah, the last few years, got into it sometime in 2020, then as tour geared up it went to the wayside but as it slowed down got back into it and now it's apparently my thing. Starters are finicky, look at them wrong, and suddenly they're done for. Can definitely add you to the list and next time I make them, just need an address to post them to! I do next day so don't worry they hold up amazing so long as the delivery people aren't horrible with handling. Unless you're around New York City? Then I can hand deliver myself, which is always preferred!
You can defintiely say that you're safe from them finding you. There's an actress I heard that went undiscovered on Instagram for a long time until one of their friends talked them in a photo and that was game over for her. Oh man, thank you so much for that. I truly appreciate it coming from such a big artist like yourself! Also have to admit that I've had your music in rotation as well. Thank you again! I know the last tour you did was pretty extensive. So talking time for yourself to rest and just enjoy life? That's smart. I'm looking forward to it. It'll be my first time officially touring there. Thank you!
Is it wrong that I've become so guarded that not even my friends know what account it is, for that reason? Not that I know which actress you're talking about, but feel like I've heard this story. Jennifer Lawrence, maybe? Or I know she did the same thing with an account that no one knows about at least. I love going on seeing what fans thing - even when it's harsh, or the theories they come up with. Plus just scrolling on endless feeds of the most random shit ever. I'm just glad that you're getting the recognition you deserve, and I'm happy to be a fan. Though I love that you have some of my music in your rotation! Did not expect that, so thank you as well! The last tour was a beast of its own and I loved every bit of it! But the idea of doing that again right now? I don't think my brain can fathom, but someday! Have to get my whole team together again, I can't be without them for long. You're going to have an amazing time, the locals are wonderful, explore as much as you can within reason. But I don't think I've ever felt so welcomed than when I'm touring in different overseas countries.
taylor, if you ever want to give me some sourdough bread, i will never turn it down! it's bread, it's carbs, who would really get bored with it and want something different? if someone wants something different you could try different addins to spice the bread up a bit?
You know you are on my favorite list of people who are going to get as much sourdough as they want, or probably more than they want. Especially when there's so many ways that you can make the bread differently. I've been obsessed with cheddar jalepeño sourdough so that's been filling my house. My parents are probably also weighed down in their weight of bread.
you are mama bear, you can gush for months if you want! it was so amazing and such a surreal moment! like the whole thing felt like a dream. weekend two especially did not feel real since i was with madonna! working with madonna was crazy, she's so dang sweet. if i didn't love her before, i would have fallen in love with her when i started working with her on this song.
I will happily gush for months so careful what you wish for. Don't think I've ever been so proud of someone. Can't imagine working with an icon like Madonna, and I'm so glad that you got to experience it and do everything you wanted on your terms. Just wish I would have been able to make it but you know how that goes, it gets crazy and then people suddenly make it about me showing up places and that doesn't feel right. How've you been babe?
whoever invented sourdough needs to sleep with one eye open. something like that shouldn't be so difficult. why are there so many steps to making bread? and why does the bread refuse to survive most of the time? have you ever tried to make sourdough bread? what's something that shouldn't be difficult and yet it is? @notorietystarter
Are you struggling with your sourdough starter? Sometimes they can be incredibly finicky, like who knew something that is barely living could be such a diva? I have, I actually have multiple starters going at a time for different reasons, and someday I fear they may just end up taking over the house but at least I'll go surrounded in all wonderful breadlike things.
On your mysteriously private unknown tiktok? Well, now I know you have one! It honestly feels a little crazy to think that so many people love my music. I never thought that it'd be this well received, but I'm so proud of myself for never giving up. Do you think you'll tour anytime soon? I am having some down time which has been so needed. But yeah, I'm ready to get back out there and take on Europe. That's understandable. It's always good to listen to your body.
Think most people assume that I have a tik tok but if the Swifties haven't found me yet, I'm feeling pretty safe even if you know I have one. Definitely don't think it's crazy that so many people love your music. It's amazing, your Super Bowl performance was amazing and I've definitely had you in my music rotations for a little while now. Think it's really great that you're proud of yourself, you deserve it. Oh no, no. I mean could I? Sure, but don't think right now is the right time after the tour I finished a little while back now. Someday though, it's definitely always in my mind. Europe is always an amazing place to perform, definitely had so many great memories out there so going to wish you the best. You're gonna do great.
i'm on set and i'm bored! everybody is so busy working and i'm just sat behind the scenes waiting for a reset. i may also be on my fourth coffee but pretend you didn't hear that. what are you doing right this second? i feel like i should be ending this with what are you wearing as well. @tswiftsfm
Your fourth coffee? I'm worried about your heart with that much coursing through your veins! Going to have to message people on your set to hide the coffee from you at this rate. Right this second? Curled up on the couch with my cats and blaming the for the inability to get up and do anything, even if I could. Feel like asking me what I'm wearing is a loaded question, what if I decided to be a nudist in my house? But no, still firmly in my pajamas and not even mad about it. It has finally became an acceptable hour to order burritos so before you ask, that is next on my list to do.
i still don't get how overblown everything feels between the two of us. i still have people questioning me about a podcast i did. purely because where i was sitting, there was a poster of you. plus just all the rumors, it feels very dragged out to me. i'm not saying lets be bestest friends, but damn, do we need to be seen hanging out for people to move on? @tswiftsfm
Given the history I'm not surprised, we have fanbases that tend to clash and make everything a continual spinning door. All of that because of a poster of me? Who knew a picture of me could stir up such craziness. Because it's been beaten and dragged out since... I don't know, 2009. Don't know that the universe would ever let us be besties, and I am pretty sure if we did hang out no matter what we did, the comments would be more of it being a publicity stunt. We're women, nothing we do is actually going to put to rest rumors, trust me, been through enough of them to know everything we would consider would be seen as motive for something else.
It's amazing how quickly making your own sourdough bread became popular. I don't remember there being a time when people were thrilled to make their own bread instead of just buying it. But you've got me intrigued on these infamous poptarts?? How do I go about getting some for myself?
It does seem to have gotten really popular in the last little bit of time, hasn't it. I've been making it for the last... I don't know, good handful of years now. Honestly, I'm partial to making my own just because I can control what kind of bread I have in the pantry at any time. The amount of cheddar jalapeño I go through in a week is obnoxious. Ah, the poptarts, those are one of the things people really love. Typically they're for good friends but if asked I can be persuaded.
Going to ask you not to judge but I've yet to watch Heated Rivalry, I know, I know. It's the big thing going around right now, and it's favorited on HBO MAX to be watched I've just yet to have the chance to properly sit down and get started. Every time I'm about to, I realize I have to do x, y, and z and I'm thinking this is one of those shows that once I start I'm going to need to binge watch it the whole way through. How's it feel to get all the craziness that has come from the success of the show? @connstorrie
Sabrina! I'm still salivating over your performances at Coachella, I get it's been a couple weeks but let a mama bear gush over how absolutely stunning you were, your looks? Tell me how it felt? Basically tell me everything, for short. Really wish I could have gone this year but things were just so wrapped up in the timing. Tell me, what was it like working with Madonna for this? I was floored! @scbrincxo
