[alydcssss]

i have never believed in magic until this very moment. apparently there is a video circulating around the web where you throw your vans and they always land up right— WHAT?! how does this even happen?! i threw them so many different ways to hopefully find some sort of crack in this sorcery, but nope they still landed up right. every. single. time. so if anyone needs me i’ll still be throwing my vans off the upstairs balcony in hopes that i somehow manage to get them to land any other way than up right. this is what my life has come to. someone tell me something that blew your mind so i can feel like less of a crazy person. / @hfrpstarters​

[rbrtshn]

Wait...Excuse me? What on earth do you mean you throw your vans? Is this with any vans or is it the bottom heavy shoes? It would only make sense...I need to witness this? Where are you? What is this magic? How can I be a part of this? Is someone playing a practical joke on you? Christ, so many questions.

[rbrtshn]

Bit late for this one, isn’t it? Yesterday had just been pure chaos that it had completely gone over my head to profess my love to you over the gift that is the internet. @naomiis​ I can’t believe I’m as blessed as I am to call you my partner, I love you more than you can imagine. I can’t imagine who I’d be without you. Heres to you, love. 

[camiiiila]

today in the adventures of camila, i was having such a good morning. i had my coffee, the sun was coming up and i was dancing to some ariana on my balcony when i noticed some dude in the next building over filming me with his phone. like dude, what. on a scale of 1 to 10, how creepy is that? i’m gonna go with 11. ew. he’s never seen anyone get into rain on me before or? this is why i prefer dogs to people. i hope everyone’s having a better friday than i am! anyone have great plans for the weekend? @hfrpstarters​

[rbrtshn]

Excuse me what? What a bloody twat! I hope you gave him a speaking to, I would have gone absolutely mental. That’s about a 20 in my book, no way is that even near an 11. On the behalf of men, I deeply apologise. It seems as though many men were just raised like dogs rather than human beings. If you need someone to help pull a prank on him and make him regret his actions, don’t be afraid to give me a call. As for plans for the weekend, unfortunately just filming and filming and filming. 

[itszceydeutch]

Ok so, I think the sad day in which I admit to myself I’m an old ass has come. Went to bed by ten last night, woke up around seven a.m and spent the whole day feeling like sh*t — headache, tooth ache, name it and I probably felt it. And also my eyes are sore and my whole body is already shutting down — even though it’s not even nine p.m. What the hell has happened to my youth? Anyways, don’t let my self pity party bore you, I’m Zoey Deutch and I used to be more interesting and fun. @hfrpstarters

[rbrtshn]

Now I can’t help but ask how old are you!? You look no older than 21, I’m not even saying that to be cheeky either. On the note of ageing, have you ever been sitting having a conversation or eating and realised your posture? That happened to me recently and when I tell you that I have the posture of a candy cane...

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

King John: Audience Feedback

[rbrtshn]

𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 : Robert S.

molly: so quick question -

molly: asking for a friend by the way, not me, by the way !!

molly: but say someone had maybe a drink too many.. they're very small so the tolerance isn't that huge.. and they tripped on the sidewalk and now their ankle hurts a lot..

molly: what would you suggest?

Robert: Christ love, stay in one piece, will you?

Robert: the first thing you need to do is make sure you're not walking with a broken ankle like some sort of zombie lurking on the streets -- as to prevent making your ankle and/or your street cred worse.

Robert: second, you should definitely make sure you aren't waking alone! maniac! we want you safe!

[hf-hyland]

So… I think I need to buy another suitcase for the stuff I bought in Tokyo… Is my room full of bags right now? Yes, yes it is. At least I have a room to myself so nobody to judge me.  A girl’s gotta treat herself. So tell me, did you explore? Did you buy anything? What is the best thing you’ve seen in Tokyo so far? @hfrpstarters

[rbrtshn]

Christ, well what is a holiday without spending every single dime in your wallet?!  I’m bloody curious now though, I want to know what exactly you got and how you plan on bringing this all back with you? Also, any snacks and are you willing to share? I did explore! And I definitely got lost multiple times. A concerning amount of times. 

[bvckybalboa]

Please tell me why am I obsessed with 1000lbs Sisters? Season two started and I’m watching the new episode now and poor Tammy, I mean I don’t feel bad, but I also do feel bad because she has literally gained all her weight back and I still don’t like Amy, she’s annoying as hell, with her excuses that her baby wanted this and her baby wanted that, I was craving chocolate when I was pregnant with Roux, and I still didn’t eat much chocolate haha, so I don’t know why she tried to use the excuse that because she’s pregnant she can eat so much. I’m glad that there brother is there to try and help Tammy though, because she needs it, now to see if she’ll actually lose some of the weight by the end of this season, if you watch the show, do you think she will?? 

@hfrpstarters​

[rbrtshn]

Christ, wait. What? 1000lbs sisters? Excuse me, I have so many questions and I’m absolutely excited and delighted to ask every single one. How could Tammy be so careless?! What does she enjoy eating?! Are they lovely gals? Fun to hang out with?  Why am I so concerned for poor Tammy?

[fabfrnkie]

Mortal Engines star Robert Sheehan interviewed at Los Angeles Premiere

[alwaysandforeverhq-deactivated2]

With the sad news that the Lizzie McGuire reboot isn’t gonna happen, which I’m just as heartbroken about as everyone that spammed my Instagram post about it. I decided to relive old memories and rewatched some episodes of the show.. bad idea with how out of whack my hormones have been this time around and I’m a mess. I was such a baby in that show and it just took me back. Have you ever watched old projects and cringed? Someone tell me I’m not alone. @hfrpstarters​

[rbrtshn]

Perhaps it was maybe for the best? You never know with those reunion/reboot shows. Didn’t That’s So Raven get a reboot? Why do we never hear about it? Isn’t iCarly even get one? I didn’t watch either so I have no idea how I even know this information but the point of what I’m saying here is that everything happens for a reason (or whatever it is people say) I’ve made a promise to myself never to watch my old work. Everything from when I was younger just reminds me of how much of a punchable face I have.

[mascnmount-deactivated20220916]

So, 2021, huh? Still living in my mind rent-free the fact that the Mayans predicted that the world would end in 2012 and I wonder if they got it wrong and actually meant 2021 and this year is the last one we have left. I don’t know, early morning thoughts. Ignore me, or not. I’m throwing at you this hypothetical case; if you were fully aware that the world ends this year on December 31st, and there’s no way of remedying it, what are all the things you would do this year? Give me your bucketlist here. @hfrpstarters​

[rbrtshn]

WELL AREN’T YOU JUST A RAY OF SUNSHINE, THOMAS. No but really, that is a valid point. You could definitely be on to something. The world truly could be ending this year and here we are just celebrating. Mental isn’t it? As for what I would do this year...Christ, I have nothing. Same thing I do every year which is panic over the fact I’ve come up with nothing to work for in the New Year. How about you?

[ariianaz]

It’s… kind of blowing my mind that there’s only ten days ‘til Christmas Eve. Like, when did that happen? I suppose it’s likely that I got caught up in all the baking, decorating, shopping, and then inevitable wrapping — but, does it feel like it came around quicker this year, or is that just me? I’m just mentally preparing myself for this year’s holiday horror story. For context, everybody has them! You just might know them by their formal name. For example, last Christmas, my brother and I thought it would be fun to gift my nonna with a Broadway-esque performance, complete with choreography. ‘Twas all fun and games, ‘til I started dancing and the lightweight in me was like ‘hey, you idiot — you’re drunk.’ So, I’m sure you can anticipate how that went. I fell into the tree, the tree fell into Frankie, and then Frankie split his pants — all while Nonna’s boyfriend was meeting the family for the first time. Truly a year like no other. So, that’s mine… yours can’t be any worse, unless it is. | @hfrpstarters​ / @hollywoodfamerp​

[rbrtshn]

Wow Ariana, you had to go and remind me. I don’t like it at all, in fact, I’m unsettled by it. Also, I’m so...incredibly confused yet fascinated. Is nonna your nan? And whose idea was it to throw on a show as a gift? Because they’re bloody brilliant. This Christmas, I am the gift. Granted, I will probably be having a pint or two so the chances of me falling into a tree is also highly likely to happen. I won’t even need to be doing any choreography for that to happen either. Also go Nonna for having a boyfriend to bring around for the holidays, if she needs a date this year -- you know who to contact. Psst, it’s me. 

[karcngillns]

I have to be honest here: I am not thrilled with the rise of the internet Karen. Obviously people should never feel entitled to things and I get almost a sick kind of satisfaction watching videos where they get told to leave the respective store or restaurant they’re in demanding perfect service. It’s entertainment for me at this point. But…I feel like a better name for the type of person. I mean, speaking as a Karen, I would never stoop to such theatrics to get what I want when people are denying me complicated requests. Plus it’s a name I was born with, not a name I was given by being an entitled asshole. I’m declaring right now that I am taking back my name, and from now on will try to be so aggressively nice and empathetic that people will feel bad when they automatically call a women Karen. Also, any suggestions for a new name for these types of people would be great. @hfrpstarters​

[rbrtshn]

Oh, Karen...love. I didn’t even think about how bloody awful that would be for you. You’re just a Karen all the time, and you can’t help it. I can only promise you that you’re one of the good ones. Perhaps we should just give Karens another name right? Something like... Joannes. Glorias. Susans. I’ve honestly never met a likeable Joanne. They’re all atrocious. Anyone with those names can just sod off and deal with it eh? That or we can just trade. You can have Robert, I’m a bit tired of it these days anyway.

[jennalcoleman]

At what age is it socially unacceptable to have your mom come over to help you put thr Christmas decorations up? I get it, I'm an adult and should be doing things by myself but honestly I just make a huge mess, break a few of the lights and then she ends up coming over to fix it so it's just easier this way but people feel the need to take the piss because I ask my mom for help at the grand age of 31 but surely I'm not the only one... right? Please tell me I'm not the only one who hasn't gotten her life completely together right now. I'm aware I'm a mess. Any life tips would be appreciated.

@hfrpstarters

[rbrtshn]

Unacceptable!? There is an age where it is unacceptable to have your mum around? I didn’t even know that was a thing! See, here I am thinking you want her over to have a nice Christmas moment, but you want her over to clean up your mess. Cheeky, cheeky, Jenna. You definitely aren’t the only one though, I’m thirty-two, and I struggle to even clothe myself in the mornings.  Imagine that. Me, a grown man struggling to find an excuse to put on clothes. My mum would be so disappointed...but not surprised. I say you use the excuse of wanting to have a magical Christmas with her then slowly have her do all the work. It only makes sense. 

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

Naomi Scott photographed for Telegraph Magazine, May 2019

[peetamellarkthebaker]

Robert Sheehan explains 69 while Zoë Kravitz and Dev Patel provide hand visuals. xx

[rbrtshn]

@zcekravitzz

[rbrtshn]

Should that be my Christmas gift / trick this year? Just start consuming myself at the family dinner? Just start it off with a good ol’ fashion “I’ve got a Christmas gift for you all” and go at it? Thus becoming the ghost of Christmas past? I’m going to go ahead and give this the green light and if anyone asks why I’ve done it, I’ll say it was your idea.