kalixscott:
“My disrespectful ass family didn’t take all this home cooked food home…ridiculous. I’ve got a four year old who knows how to use the fridge so…you’re taking this. It’s a bunch of cookies and cake and shit.” Kali handed it to the first person who caught her eye, sliding a big foiled wrapped plate of food over the counter as she stood on the other side of the bar, as one of her bartenders served other patrons at the club. “You’re not allowed to say no I already packed you a plate. Merry Easter.”
“You tryna make me fat? Girl, my son will put all this away in five minutes, and you know I’m too tired to cook most nights so happy Easter to him. He’s too old to give toys and candy so this will suit him just fine. I’m sure once him and his friends come over to play games he’ll be asking for the rest of it.”















