KALI.

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pilaluminis:

Maya listens to the other woman go off about her family and nods to show her understanding. She’d only been to this club a couple times. Something she was trying to convince herself was a good change in her routine. She puts her hand on the plate and raises the other in defeat. “I’m not saying no– but do you think you could keep it back here until I take off–” She requests over the music. “You never know what some idiot with a sugar tooth is going to do if I carry it around while I’m dancing.” She attempts to joke.

“Fine by me, baby girl. As long you take it home and come back tomorrow and tell me how much of a great job I did, I’ll be satisfied.”

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hcyleyclarke:

“Are you profiling me?! Just because I wear glasses doe not make me a nerd or a hipster, it just means I have shitty eye sight. I’ll have you know that that kind of assumption is offensive.”

“Offensive and true all in one. You could have 20/20 vision and still be a nerd. Do you own club dresses? Or only dresses that come with a blazer, you big nerd?”

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rjsugiono:

“Inasmuch as I’d like to appreciate the gesture, I’m here for a drink. Not a ‘bunch of cookies and cake and shit.’ You’re momming me more than your four year old. Just hide it at the topmost level of your fridge. I’m not leaving this place carrying food wrapped in foil.” He was being mean again and he didn’t even have a long day at work. Realizing this, he tried to make up for it by smiling and saying, “No offense. I’m sure it’s delicious.”

Kali sensed a bit of agitation in his tone, and even more in his words. Growing up in a big city left her more than welcome to the occasional anger from strangers, her club harboring no such exception. “So what are you drinking to escape from, tonight? Or is this a casual night for you?”

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hcyleyclarke:

“Hey if it’s on the house then I’m so there. Ranting to a camera about equal rights doesn’t quite bring home the bacon like titties in an old man’s face and I can’t exactly get lit on two buck chuck so if you’re buying I’m there. I would turn down any guy trying to pick up a girl at a strip club anyway so that’s no problem, and I’d be supporting my fellow working women so if you can wait for me to find something I haven’t slept and or jogged in and put in my contacts then you got a date.”

“And you’re going to let me dress you? Fine, I’ma pay this time but next time you can bring me out on a date to a park or library or wherever it is that your lil nerdy ass likes to go for fun.”

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alexshhepard:

“Y’know, acting strangely or out of the ordinary in some way? I know you work ‘round here, so you would know if something was off, yeah?”

“When my girls get off their shifts I tell them to text me if customers were actin’ out but I haven’t heard anything from them, so I’m assuming no. There was a man clapping his shoes together and singing when I left last night around 3am. That strange enough for you?”

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hcyleyclarke:

“Sticky honey what now?! That seriously sound like something you need to see a gyno for. I highly doubt he was interested in my honey and when he couldn’t get past the bees.  I mean, I know I’m getting there but I still haven’t reached that level of desperation for a lay. But thankfully I never got to see that possible tattoo because I might have had to move apartments just to get the stank out.”

“This is why you need to go out with me. I didn’t open a strip club cause I wanted less free time, I started it cause I won’t let these wall building fucks in my zone. Just save yourself disappointment and surround yourself with ass and we can sip on some henny and just chill. We can accept drinks all night then turn men down once its time to give them sugar. Benefits include hangin’ with me cause I’m the shit.”

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rcbinmorgan:

“You tryna make me fat? Girl, my son will put all this away in five minutes, and you know I’m too tired to cook most nights so happy Easter to him. He’s too old to give toys and candy so this will suit him just fine. I’m sure once him and his friends come over to play games he’ll be asking for the rest of it.”

“If you don’t shut the hell up. You could stand to eat all of these carbs. You gonna blow away in the wind if you don’t eat this plate.”

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linarcssi:

“Oh-” Adelina couldn’t help but smile towards the other. It was an amazing gift as she couldn’t find time to bake anything right now. “I couldn’t-” In order to be polite, the woman felt the need to turn down the offer; she didn’t want to be too dependent on everyone else, especially after she had just moved to the community. “Thank you so much, it’s so kind of you. I’m Adelina.”

“My pleasure, sweetheart. You doing me a favor, to be honest. I’m Kali, you must be new. At least to this club, I’ve never seen you here before.”

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richardxpierce:

“ merry easter?” the male questioned out loud. richard had never been the most religious person around, in fact the only religion he knew was to faithfully occupy the club of which he was standing in every, sunday. his dear home away from home if you let others tell it. “ i never shy away from free food, but is there any free alcohol that goes along with this or….”

Kali rolled her eyes and laughed, stepping back and tapping a few fingers on the beer tap in front of her. “Only one. But you have to try the food, at least. That’s the only condition.”

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alexshhepard:

“What? Game of Thrones…? What?!” He says, completely dumbfounded. He shakes his head as if to clear her speech from his mind, and then continued on. “No, I’m - I’m not here for… that.  And no, I don’t want any. I’m actually going to pretend I never heard or saw that, yeah?” He sighed. “I just want to know if you saw anyone ‘round here a few days ago that didn’t belong, is all.”

“Well that depends on your definition of ‘doesn’t belong’. That cold mean a lot of things.”

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“My disrespectful ass family didn’t take all this home cooked food home...ridiculous. I’ve got a four year old who knows how to use the fridge so...you’re taking this. It’s a bunch of cookies and cake and shit.” Kali handed it to the first person who caught her eye, sliding a big foiled wrapped plate of food over the counter as she stood on the other side of the bar, as one of her bartenders served other patrons at the club. “You’re not allowed to say no I already packed you a plate. Merry Easter.”

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“Oh, so you remember that guy I met from Bumble last weekend?  First he was late, which I could forgive, but then he started asking me all the questions about my hair color like he wanted to know if the curtains matched the carpets, and then he asked my feelings on going Dutch which I basically heard as “I voted for Trump, are you gonna put out because I’m not spending any money on you if you don’t” and then when I told him I was a blogger he said it’s not a real job and if I had any plans for the future. As if that wasn’t enough to make me ask for my food to-go, when he found out I had 32k Instagram followers he got all weird and pissy almost. Don’t ask me why he was insta-stalking me during the date. But the main point to this story is that he actually tagged me in something this morning. Like to get attention so he could get more followers. Can you believe that bullshit?”

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“You’ve got sticky honey pussy-itis, and you most likely just met a Pooh. Men love a determined woman who’s obviously better than them in every way, except when it’s time to face the facts that they suck ass. And if he’s a Trump supporter he’s probably got an uncircumcised penis and a confederate flag tattoo hidden somewhere on an asscheek. You’ll be ight.”