Thank you. That was very nice. Thank you.
We’ve all gone too big too fast.
You totally forget the lesson.
We’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly.
I don’t like confrontation.
I’ve never been in a fight before.
You could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.
I’m so open and vulnerable.
I got married since then.
I love saying “my wife/husband.”
Stay away from my wife/husband!
Marriage is gonna be very magical.
Being married is so nice.
I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself.
I’d been in relationships where I got cheated on, like, long ones.
I don’t know if you’ve ever been in a long relationship
where you got cheated on, but it changes your whole worldview.
How could another person kill someone?
I’m not gonna do it, but I totally get it.
No one else can have you.
It’s just creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly.
They have a lot of information.
Anyone who’s seen my dick/pussy and met my parents needs to die.
That’s not even a situation.
I know that’s awful, but wouldn’t you give a million
dollars to see that video?
Cause you know, how you lie to your parents.
I got this under control.
They introduced a bunch of new shit.
Let’s see. What problems can we solve? Problem one. No.
It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it?
I don’t have any children, I have a dog.
Go tell your fucking jokes.
Let’s pretend. It’ll be fun.
Let’s talk before we go in.
What is the animosity about?
So, this could be an office. Or maybe a nursery.
I went outside about as much as Powder from the movie Powder.
I didn’t mean to make it sound like we/I don’t want children. We/I don’t, but I didn’t mean to make it sound like that.
Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy.
Someone can’t keep a secret!
I’ve never been supervised before.
I had no supervision when I was a kid.
No one cared about my opinion. No one cared what I thought.
What do you think you’re doing?
I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.
That’s not how life works.
I have had a very long day.
My dad/mom loved us. He just didn’t care about our
general happiness or self-esteem.
My dad/mom is cold-blooded.
Are you going to talk the entire time?
No one look at me or I’ll kill myself.
What kind of a person are you?
I need you to believe me.
Remember, ______, at five o'clock, you need to keep looking like a hard-boiled egg.
I think about that every goddamn day.
The things they/you say mean nothing to
them/you, but they mean everything to me.
Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs.
I’m sorry you all had to hear that.
What should I do with my life?
What the hell is/are he/she/you trying to pull?
It’s not like he’s/she’s gonna remember you.
What the hell are you talking about?
It was the best night of my entire life.
You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.
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