Hey, honey, how was work?
Pretty good, just one meeting after another. Even lunch was a damn meeting today. It might be possible for me to get my work done if I didn’t spend all day in the meaningless meetings. Not even joking, one of the meetings was set up to confirm the schedule of meetings for next week. How about you?
Oh, just the usual, made some sales, saved the bosses ass…again, slept through a meeting. How’d your pants fair, today?
My PANTS did fine. My underwear not so much.
Please don’t call them that. I had to change 4 times at work today. With all these back to back meetings and not even getting a break at lunch I just never make it to the potty anymore. At least I managed to keep my pants dry. But I heard one of my underlings asking who brought their daughter to work and commenting on the number of pull-ups in the when I got my after lunch coffee. By the end of the day word was spreading about the pull-ups in the trash and nobody bringing their kid in today so now the rumor mill is flying about who it could be.
Well, you could always switch to option number 2. Especially since that after work pullup you put on half an hour ago looks like it’s already a little damp.
What do you mean damp? Oh, shit, I didn’t even notice it coming out that time. What the hell?
I think it would be better if you switched to wearing your sleepy diapers all the time at this point.
But how am I going to hide those under my form fitting pantsuits?
Well, if you start wearing the skirts I got you a month ago when I first put you in pull-ups after you had an accident in the middle of a meeting nobody would notice.
Yeah, unless I pick something up off the floor, then I show my diapered ass to the whole office.
And is that worse then them speculating about your accident las month, spots on your chair when you leave a meeting from leaks…eventually they will figure it out. Or you pay attention to how you move, stay properly protected and nobody ever knows the difference.
But what if I need a change, you know I suck at taping those on.
I work a block away and set my own lunch and break schedule. You tell me that you need a change, I pull into the unused delivery dock on the back of your building, change you on the backseat and send you back to work clean fresh and ready to rule the team with nobody the wiser.
Fine I’ll wear the diapers but i want to wear pull-ups on the business trip next week. I’m going to have to share a room and I’m not dealing with getting caught in full blown diapers.
1. no, you have proven that your pull-ups can’t handle your accidents. And 2, don’t worry about it, I have a conference in the same city next week as well, so I’ve arranged for us to share a hotel room with each other instead of with other people. And 3, have I mentioned how cute you are in your pull-ups, let’s get you in your diapers, those are even more adorable.
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