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“ he would be a nice guy on any standard. well then what kind of music are you into? beethoven and mozart? ”
“i guess neither of us will ever really know, but maybe it’s better that way — leave it up to the peoples imagination. my preferences don’t just lie in classical music. sure, i always go weak for beethoven, and mozart but rihanna’s my literal mother. and in my personal opinion, drake doesn’t deserve her.”
“listen to me! we’re living in a capitalist hell hole. the time is now! let’s all start stealing shit. no one can stop us if we’re collectively shoplifting.”
“we can’t just steal things, nate ! i’m probably the wrong person to ask, but wouldn’t that ruin the economy or whatever ? that’s what i’m guessing, anyway. the answer to everything is always the economy.”
“I’m not going to lie I am living for these make up challenges that YouTubers are doing. The only thing that would make it better is if someone did a challenge involving rhinestones.“
“listen, any thumbnail that includes people with sparkly stuff on their faces, i’m so here for. i literally spent two hours in bed this morning just watching youtubers do their makeup using only highlighter.”
❝ the tan i got from that vacation was BEYOND worth it ! i really miss the sun’s rays hitting my previously untanned skin but hey, i suppose it’s nice to be home too… ? i’m half and half looking forward to returning to the workplace though ! ❞
“you’re literally glowing, i’m so jealous ! also a little hurt you didn’t take me with you, honestly. if i were you, i would’ve stayed there forever; besides, i can’t imagine coming home feels too good when you’re coming back to a town as dead as amber springs.”
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JACKIE: alright i have a week off of work and im so excited
JACKIE: EXCEPT
JACKIE: i have nothing to do
JACKIE: someone anyone
JACKIE: come help me ouT
REYNA: why are u......just texting me now???
REYNA: LET ME PULL OUT MY LIST OK I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
REYNA: top of my list: get drunk as heck pls bc how often do we get to do that
“i haven’t had any dick in almost two weeks. i can feel myself getting weaker, sicker. the end is near for me.”
“what does that make me ? a ghost ? not even a ghost, honestly — i might as well be ashes buried six feet underground. point is, i feel your pain, unfortunately.”
snapchat to ___
CHRISTIAN: soooooo…. CHRISTIAN: i have good and bad news pal CHRISTIAN: which one would you like to hear first??
REYNA: bad news first??? REYNA: wait no good news REYNA: surprise me !
“rey.. it’s not coming between us, it’s just a tiny riff. we can get through this. listen, we’ve all had nights where that sad, cheap, gas station wine made our nights better, much like basking in a little drake when you’re sad makes things right. i love chopin, but the two aren’t mutually exclusive, my little audiophile. i hope one day you’ll consider throwing a little drake into your set for those of us less cultured.”
“you’re one of the nice ones, y’know. i’ve had people chase me with sticks once i revealed to them my dislike for drake and rap music in general. — okay, that’s a fair point. the only wine i drink is sad, cheap, gas station wine but much like how i feel after blowing my money on too many bottles, listening to him just doesn’t feel right. you’ve given another good point, i guess. i suppose i might give the guy a chance but it’s your fault if the music gods come down on me and take away all the instruments i own.”
“ maybe we’re moving too fast, but i think this is meant to be. like, i’m half tempted to get down on one knee right now, but i don’t wanna’ scare you away. just know, i’d wife you up if you said the word. i swear, you’re one of the very few people who don’t worship drake. not just in amber springs, but in the entire world. which means, i have to cherish you. and, cherish your violin. meaning, not allowing drake to taint it. honestly, i should’ve been there. next time, trust me. i have quite a menacing demeanor. she would’ve reevaluated her entire life right then and there. just hire me to be your bodyguard from now on, to be honest. ”
“there’s no such thing as moving too fast in this case, honestly. i have to hold onto you for myself before the drake stans take you. wife me, right here, right now ! i’m not sure either of us will have much luck in finding someone else that’s actually sane so we can’t let this opportunity go to waste. i’ve tried to like drake, i really did, but i just can’t; it feels like a betrayal to everything i stand for. please don’t let them take me away — you have to protect me and my violin, piano, flute, cello, and harmonica. i’m actually seriously considering hiring you as my bodyguard seeing as after making my confession, my life has already been threatened by people i thought were my FRIENDS. i don’t have any money to offer you, but i can repay you with lots of hugs and wine.”
“I would literally kill to hear a violin version of Hotline Bling. Drake is my daddy, like I might be gay but I would hop on that dick so fast,” Graham said, laughing, “You should learn to play, post it on youtube, get like a million views and get on Ellen.”
reyna furrowed her brows together, at a slight loss of words. “what is this whole daddy thing ?? seriously, please explain it to me because even after months of hearing the term, i still can’t quite grasp the concept. i mean, unless drake is your literal father which i’m guessing isn’t the case.”
jacknickels:
“drake is dope. you can’t have that much of an issue with him if you were singing along to too good when we were raw potting behind miss frankie’s, but maybe that’s … why. i thought that was a good memory for you, reyna. your music taste sucks and you’re a goon. also, i hate you. fuck me. jimmy from degrassi is drake, dingus. it’s where he got his start.”
“i thought we agreed to never bring that day up again ? and yes, you’re the reason i hate drake — because a twelve year old boy has had that much of an effect on me. did i mention i can’t walk past miss frankie’s anymore without gagging and i’ve burned the underwear i’d been wearing when i was with you ? that night still HAUNTS me, jack; i lose sleep over it, so i think it’s safe to say that it definitely isn’t a good memory. i’m sorry i don’t carry around drake’s filmography around with me !! from what i’ve seen, degrassi was a mess anyways.”
kiernut:
“are you dragging drake right now? are you really gonna pull this shit, bitch? really? who do you think you are? some sort of music elitist? drake saved the music industry, okay? he changed the world with his lyrics like ‘why you always gotta fight with me at cheesecake’. he saved a nation and he made toronto relevant. how can you disrespect a man with so much power? to be honest, i can’t even consider you a musician anymore.. you’re like tuna that’s been left outside for seven whole days and your piece of shit opinions are ruining the whole place. and you know what? fuck the violin. it’s just some dumb looking wood trying to be a professional guitar. newsflash: no one likes it. i have nothing to say to you anymore. i’m tired of your existence. please never speak again.”
“kieran, please, relax. i wasn’t trying to drag anyone although after your little speech, i’m trying really hard to hold myself back. but hmm, okay, where do i start ? nothing will ever make toronto relevant, let’s be real here. canada is just... some made up country that’s really only famous for its plastic, scented cash so, yeah. toronto ? insignificant. my shit opinions... buddy, you’re the one who just compared me to tuna left out for seven days. not five, or six but seven ! and this may come as news to you, but music has existed before drake. like, actual music with actual instruments. and even more surprisingly, violins have existed for hundreds of years — i’m afraid your attempt at eradicating them won’t work. you can shun me all you want but i’ll STILL hate on drake. one of these days, i’m going to fight that man and you.”
messages ✉️ square up sis
nate: a cookie doesn't replace the fact that yOU ATE THE WHOLE BOX OK SWEATY :))
nate: listen if u get some good pu$$y or dicc in my bed by tonight then i might forgive u
reyna: U need 2 let this go.......stop victimizing urself and just take the cookie (:
reyna: uMmMMm who do u think i am???? a miracle worker??
reyna: also ur THIRST is showing :~)
messages ✉️ square up sis
nate: i just wanna know how tf u ate twelve whole donuts
nate: and not save a single one for me
nate: u know i love donuts so wHY REYNA
reyna: why.....would i not ........
reyna: UR NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES DONUTS
reyna: pls i'll buy u a cookie or something oK
“i had some respect for you, but now you lost it cause you are dissing my daddy. actually, i don’t think that i have, i mean sure in some songs there are violins in the background, but never heard just a violin alone. can i actually sue you for that? maybe i should.”
“well, we’re even seeing as any shred of respect i held for you has been DESTROYED by you calling drake... your daddy. see ? once you hear just how sacred and precious and p u r e the violin is, there’s no going back. i’m sorry, does eight years of sort of friendship mean nothing to you ?”
