&&. let me go

and oh god i wanted to be your high but everything i said it ( w e n t ) unheard.

[natewyd-blog]

so obviously i’ve been annoyingly spamming the dash again!! so i’ll be on my olivia muse for a bit before logging off for the night!!

[tomshardy]

Aaron Taylor-Johnson for Esquire, photographed by Greg Williams

[alinarps]

THE AESTHETIC SERIES » THE STUDIOUS.

“He wondered: about this, about that, about the world. His thoughts were his greatest asset and his biggest downfall.”

[dailycelebrities]

I was always told at school that you had to have a back-up plan, but all I ever wanted to do was act. There was no plan B for me.

[gcddxss-blog]

‘ okay but if it starts with shoplifting… what if it levels up to like the purge, that shit would be so scary. ’

[natewyd-blog]

“no! it wouldn’t be that bad! shoplifting is just shoplifting. a little baby step and miles away from defining the purge. the purge would honestly be less scary if there were less guns and more catfights.”

[badbrynn]

❛ don’t get me wrong, if you want to give them a reason to stop you then by all means - — just don’t plan on counting me in, i’m perfect fine without involving all of that into my life. ❜

[natewyd-blog]

“you need to live a little, josie! get out of the house, shop a little, snag that dress you love! stealing just gives me such a huge adrenaline rush! it wouldn’t hurt for you to feel a little adrenaline coursing through your veins.”

[ftsagestevens]

“ are you saying we start a rag tag band of orphans and get them to shop lift tons of things? or am i just imagining this too hard? “ 

[natewyd-blog]

“you know what, that’s a great idea! i mean, if we stole ourselves, we’d get in a shit ton of trouble with the cops! but orphans? they’re just kids! orphan kids! they could get away with it! i’d pay orphans to go do some stealing for me -but i guess that would defeat the purpose.”

[sadieffs-blog1]

“ i’m all for stealing, lets do it. i can only afford free shit anyways. ”

[natewyd-blog]

“with a shit job, the only free things i get are bundles of alcohol -----which i can’t even fuckin’ drink anyway. i have my eye on a nice kitchen set. it would look so great in ----well, my kitchen.”

[holdenwhy-blog]

“you coming over to my place would mean that you went against the restraining order i got on you. i’d hate to see you become someone’s playtoy in prison.”

[natewyd-blog]

“since when did you file a retaining order? last time i heard, you were just begging for me to come back. something about my amazing dental work, all tongue and no teeth. anyway, should i pull out my phone and read you the sexts sent proudly by you, or is that already burned into your memory?”

[natewyd-blog]

messages ✉️ PIC

sirena: bitch

sirena: i'm going to report you to the authorities next time you eat my food

sirena: this town is so cheap wtf? what happened to just stealing from big corporations?

nate: ooo i'm so scared

nate: eat my ass rENA

nate: krispy kreme is a big ass corporation who deserves to be sued for expensive donut prices smh

[felixcassius]

❝ while i can appreciate the idea, resources would run out in no time because who would want to waste their life working to make shit if money wasn’t a thing? it’d be every man for himself and there’d be nothing to shoplift. we’d have to live off the land. i’m seeing ‘lost’ scenes flashing before me. ❞

[natewyd-blog]

“money is just so fragile, luna! it’s like, as soon as i earn it, it all goes poof! right out of my hand! gone right into the greedy hands of large corporations. i mean, why do cherries have to cost more than five dollars? and why does my cock ring ship for ten dollars? shipping shouldn’t cost that much.”

[effcrtles-blog]

“ well, shit. this theory is intriguingly bizarre and i have a couple of questions. what is it that you’re so determined to steal? and what is your back-up plan if ‘operation: shoplift’ doesn’t go as well as you hoped? and lastly, what is it that triggered your sudden desire to rebel? i relate, though. i actually have a couple of ideas we could use. think, fishing rods as tools for seizing objects. kangaroo suits for an extra pocket.  heelys for speedy escape. thoughts? ”

[natewyd-blog]

“glad you asked, cause i’ve got all the answers, honey. i’m stealing everything i catch my eyes on, even if i don’t need it. a baby pacifier? perfect for clogging my bath tub. swarovski crystals? bling up my dick. if i get caught stealing, i run until i can’t run anymore. i have faith in these legs. my sudden desire to steal? well, i was ordering a few items and the total came out way higher than it could be. i’m tired of being screwed over! why the fuck do shorts cost more then actual pants? your items list ------perfect. we just need a giant van, to store all of our things and then ditch so we don’t get caught.”

[tidalwavvve-blog]

“Way ahead of you pal. I’ve been anti-capitalist shop lifting for years,” Graham said, “But I suggest we don’t do it from small businesses. That hurts.”

[natewyd-blog]

“fuck, i’ve never had anyone on board before! do you know how excited i am? i’m already mentally planning the next few weeks. i have a hit list prepared. i say we hit up walmart first, then target, and of course, costco. fuck costco! i got beef with costco.”

[natewyd-blog]

hey guys!! sorry for my shitty ass activity!! i was at my friend’s house yesterday and i’m still there today but i might come on later tonight!! if not then i’ll be here bright and early tomorrow. i miss you all so much and if you wanna talk then my aim is @slowtownn !! tumblr messenger just sucks ass. also keep ur eyes peeled because i might be bringing another muse in tonight if she gets accepted so thats exciting!!! anyways, see yall soon!!

[natewyd-blog]

messages ✉️ lady snatcher

ian: srry you don't have better things to do so it leads you to think Drake is music at all even.

nate: dude what the fuck?? this is my space!! this is my area!! you can't do this to me!!

nate: also fuck off at least i have drake to myself

[natewyd-blog]

messages ✉️ square up sis

reyna: why.....would i not ........

reyna: UR NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES DONUTS

reyna: pls i'll buy u a cookie or something oK

nate: a cookie doesn't replace the fact that yOU ATE THE WHOLE BOX OK SWEATY :))

nate: listen if u get some good pu$$y or dicc in my bed by tonight then i might forgive u

[holdenwhy-blog]

“i haven’t had any dick in almost two weeks. i can feel myself getting weaker, sicker. the end is near for me.”

[natewyd-blog]

“i don’t know what you’re asking for? did you want an appointment tonight? i mean, i’m guess i’m free but it’s going to need to be an oral job. my dick needs a break.”