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It spiraled quickly after we started#maincharacter #dnd5e #evil #foryoupage #dndtiktok #fyp #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #dndmemes

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I miss Dungeons and Dragons just a little bit...

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"Kitty Tiddies"-Opal

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Commission for @bigdipper24 of my character, Satraza (Raz.) He’s commissioned our whole Pathfinder party, BUT seeing as it’s @magicmeatweek and Raz canonically has a boob-window, I decided to knock him out first. It’s empowering.

Raz is an Ifrit (part fire elemental) Slayer/Bloodrager. He is spicy. 

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So I am a big dummy and have had prints of this for awhile but never listed them on Etsy, so conventions were the only place I was selling him.

BUT! He’s up on etsy now! And for sale as well! This is an older piece, so I have a couple prints left and I will no longer be circulating him after that! 

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Re-Roll 2: Thunderbolts and Lightning by Re-Roll: A DnD Adventure • A podcast on Anchor

The party is invited to a tavern known as Eclipse, for drinks by Vhomner, a dwarf. They partook in tea, ale, beer, cocktails, mead, and Fey Wine, the latter which is not fit for human consumption. Nova and Kollar went out to the Fighting Arena to engage in Pitched Combat. everyone followed except for Beowulf and Vonather, who shall be refereed to as Von for all eternity. Kollar sent a prayer to his god and his god approved. Kollar ended the fight in 1 blow. It was decisive. After the fight, Kollar took Nova to be patched up. Olivia, filled with fury, hisses to Nova that her failure would be punished. Olivia made to leave Ironforge, taking Nova away, presumably to receive her punishment. The party made a plan, a bad one but also a slightly effective one before following suite. The Party pursues Olivia. Marvin moved into position to cast Mage Hand to untie the horses while a rather dumb Sorcerer decided to convince the horses to change direction by casting Minor Illusion and making the sound of a Fireball. The horses split off, causing the cart to crash. Nova, chained and bound, tumbled out of the cart, crashing into the dirt. Olivia got out of the cart, only sporting minor cuts and abrasions. Olivia looked at the party, the Party looked back. Kollar walked forward and gave Olivia the smolderiest smolder that ever smoldered a smolder, seducing her as well as Nova and Opal. Olivia, now sufficiently distracted by a rather mute Paladin, did not immediately notice some party members carefully bringing Nova into the cart. When she did notice, the cart began to move. Opal, Von, Beowulf, and Kollar were the only ones not in it, apart from Olivia. Von, fearing for his life, made a casual walking dash to jump into the cart. They thought they were safe. They were not. If you want to see more Re-Roll related content please follow us at these links! https://re-rolladndadventure.tumblr.com/ On instagram: @shadow.stepper or @magic.kat Tiktok: @theshydm Twitter: @KatandFriends1

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After a longish hiatus we're back Baby! Started a new campagin and so here's a player character for it! Also: we'll be setting up a stream soon as well as the initial podcast! How cool! Eventually a patron will be made too!

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Sail on Silver Boy - A Dungeons and Dragons Song

[VERSE 1]

It began on a full spring eve:

I was travellin' around,

When my ear caught, the most painful wailer

That's how I met him

My silver boy sailor.

[PRE-CHORUS]

He was my friend,

My mournful friend,

My silver sailor.

 

[CHORUS]

Silver boy oh silver boy

My silver sailor boy

Ey-o ey-o

Sail on silver boy,

Sail on by.

[Verse 2]

We used to cry so well together,

We could keep each 'ther safe.

We wanted to roam forever,

But alas, the ocean takes.

All around the world,

We wanted it all.

[PRE-CHORUS]

He was my friend,

My mournful friend,

My silver sailor.

[CHORUS]

Silver boy oh silver boy

My silver sailor boy

Ey-o ey-o

Sail on silver boy,

Sail on by.

 [Instramental]

[VERSE 3]

LA da dee da, da de da, da da

LA da dee da, da de da, da da

Let the storm take ye,

Take ye far away,

My mournful sailor boy

Yer be okay.

LA da dee da, da de da, da da

LA da dee da, da de da, da da

Sail on silver boyyy, sailllll onnnnn....

Byyyyyyy

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A Dungeons and Dragons story

We just held a special holiday one shot run by on of my players (typically I DM). My character is a fire gensai named GlowStix Hollyleaf and she is a monk of the 4 elements. She was accompied by Tinsel the Orc Barbarian, Mistletoe the Halfling divination wizard, Vetra the air gensai bard who was a literal child and a elf named Candycane Lane or Lan as he told us.

Lan was an npc who had lost Saint Nichols or Clause and it was our task to find him. However it was unnaturally cold and the closer we got to our destination (Ice fall Cavern as the DM called it) the wind howled louder.

Tinsel was carrying the child and the elf as GlowStix carried the Halfling like a football through the snow. Entering our destination we begin traversing through the cavern following the wind. A few bad rolls from me and some dumb scenarios occur. Eventually we make it into a large room where trees of ice mark the landscape and as big dumb dumb (Tinsel) makes his way farther into the room suddenly 3 yetis appear, one significantly larger than the other two. Now because of some shit rolls I was going near last in initiative order. And Big Boy Yeti attacks me after Tinsel successfully attacked one of the others. I successfully avoid being hit the first time and avoid the gaze. A stunning strike and a failure later I'm paralyzed from the Yetis Chilling Gaze. Oh no.

I get clapped, literally and almost go down. (I was chanting "I'm okay! I'm okay and it quickly evolved into "I'm not okay! I'm not okay!) but thankfully I had enough hp (plus healing from my child) to last until the next round.

Thankfully the barbarian took care of the 2 smaller yeti's, leaving only the big guy. I use some ki and with flames rippling up and down my arms I strike down the beast, killing it and finishing it by punching a burning hole through its chest. Cool.

We find magic items. Guess what my dumb butch Lesbian Fire Gensai got

A necklace of motherfucking fire ball with exactly 5 uses (which was equivalent to a level 9 fire ball if they all went off. (Which will come into play later.)

Go and find Santa Clouse and the Big Bad; Jack Frost.

Start off combat by using a bead to try to free Santa. Not super successful.

Jack Frost is a powerful ice based sorcerer. Casts a spell that causes everyone to slip n slide and fall, gracefully.

Next round: Brilliant Idea. Why not use the beads o fireball but put them inside him. And as a level 5 monk I can go smack smack then smack smack again. So I attempt to hit him in the stomach. Shield spell. Fuck. We have a divination wizard. Counterspell, plus advantage on my attack (Thank you Mistletoe). I uppercut Jack in his stomach and as he opens his mouth to exhale sharply I shove all the beads into his mouth and BOOM.

Rolled very high damage.

Thankfully I take half damage. Because fire gensai.

Not thankfully I almost killed Tinsel too

Jack is still up. Heck.

I get Clapped. Again.

I had 5 hit points. I no longer have 5 hit points. I'm unconscious.

Slip n slide spell ends cuz concentration broke.

Baby gensai heals me.

Back up w 5 hp again.

My turn. I hug Jack Frost. Melt his heart.

He turns into a Babey.

Is also my child.

Got a cool gauntlet that allows me to punch hot and cold.

Adopted 2 children and Tinsel became the weird uncle who is the brother of Santa.

The end.

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All-in-One Fantasy Calendar Generator - Creation of calendars and time-tracking in your homebrew or pre-made campaign worlds have never been

The Xudathin Calendar plus day cycle

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My players are expecting a religious war but this is a full on psychological warfare baby and ain't nobody escaping this ride

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Toilet Lich

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what in the goddamn….

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There’s only five types of tumblr DnD content:

TAZ/Critical Role/insert actual play fandom here

Pretty dice (must eat)

Actual DnD campaign advice

Tired™️ DM memes

Monster fucking.

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6. Out of context campaign lines

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New game: Tag yourself + which you think you are

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