i think its so funny how over time people have started referring to the reader as a separate entity
like on posts outside of the story we’re like “damn they’re going through it”
as if reader isn’t you me we and us
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i think its so funny how over time people have started referring to the reader as a separate entity
like on posts outside of the story we’re like “damn they’re going through it”
as if reader isn’t you me we and us
Ghost who doesn’t know how to flirt like a normal person, instead asks “How much d’you weigh?”
Shadow falling over you, broad enough to swallow the reflection in the mirror behind the machine you were just using at the gym. You look up and find Ghost standing there in a black compression shirt stretched tight across his chest, mask in place even here, eyes flat and unreadable above the fabric. One gloved hand resting on the frame of your machine.
The question lands blunt, no lead up, no softening. Like he’s asking for the time or the weather. Your mouth goes dry. He’s too close, too big, the sheer width of him making the space between you feel airless.
You could tell him to fuck off. Should. But the words stick somewhere behind your teeth, and what comes out instead is a mumbled number, barely loud enough to carry, your eyes dropping to the seam where the mat meets the floor.
He doesn’t react at first. Just tilts his head a fraction, that slow, assessing cock of it Then, low and rough through the mask: “Lighter than I’m used to.”
Confusion flickers across your face but he’s already moving, already loading the bar next to you with plates that match the number you gave him exactly, no hesitation, no adjustment. The barbell settles across the padded support with a dull clank.
You should look away. You don’t.
He lies back on the bench, plants his feet wide, and rolls the bar into place across the jut of his hips. One smooth motion and he drives up, hips snapping high, the loaded bar rising clean with the power of it, his body locking into a straight line from shoulders to knees. The muscles in his thighs flex hard under the fabric of his shorts. Up, hold, lower. Up again. The bar doesn’t even tremble under the weight.
It takes a beat for the meaning to sink in. Heat crawls up your neck, tightens in your chest, but it doesn’t stop there. It drops lower, coils hot and insistent right behind your navel and settles between your legs with a heavy, liquid pulse, cunt clenching around nothing. The reaction is immediate and traitorous, slick gathering hot and fast, soaking into the seam of your leggings, clit throbbing in time with every snap of his hips.
Oh.
(Ghost who doesn’t know how to flirt but somehow it works every time.)
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retired!soap is a horn dog
(this was meant to be like one paragraph but whoops)
Johnny’s going deaf. Gone deaf, really. Too many years of gunfire, explosives, and John Price screaming in his ear finally took its toll. You notice before Johnny does. The TV volume is turned up a little higher than you’re comfortable with. Johnny doesn’t hear when there’s a knock on the door. It’s harmless at first, but quickly starts getting in the way.
Going out becomes almost impossible. In group settings, Johnny goes quiet— unable to make out what’s happening among all the crosstalk. On your dinner dates, his side of the conversation is almost entirely ‘what?’s.
After catching him watching your lips when speaking (and not in a horny way), you decide to bring it up. Johnny gets defensive. He gets angry. It’s a blow to his pride, his masculinity. The thought that he’s losing something and can do nothing about it tears him apart. He doesn’t say it, but you can see it in the way he starts keeping the volume low and has his ears strained extra hard all day long. He’s trying to hide hiss struggle like it’s something to be ashamed of.
You bring up hearing aids and Johnny scoffs. Bonnie, don’t be ridiculous. You try bringing it up again and again, but it always ends the same.
You’re getting desperate. It’s hard seeing Johnny struggle (due to his own stubbornness, no less). Until you strike gold.
Johnny is a crafty man. When the kitchen sink starts giving you trouble, he comes to the rescue. You stumble upon him on the kitchen floor, shirtless, sweaty, and yours for the taking.
“Oh, Johnny,” you coo instinctively, “I need you.”
Except, he doesn’t move. Doesn’t acknowledge the words that are ordinarily enough to send him into a horny craze. So you try again.
“Baby, I need you.”
Nothing.
“I want you to fuck me.”
Nada.
Your jaw is practically on the ground when he finally notices you, greeting you with a soft ‘didn’t see you there’ then continuing his work.
Oh Johnny, seeing isn’t the problem.
You start taking count. Every time Johnny misses one of your propositions, you mark it down on a sticky note on your fridge.
Baby, I’m wet.
Tally.
I need you to take care of me.
Tally.
Bend me over this couch right now.
Tally.
The sticky note reaches 48 tallies when Johnny finally asks, “What are we counting?”
“Oh that?” You muse, “It’s all the times you didn’t hear me ask for sex.”
Now that, Johnny hears. He whips his head to you so fast it cracks.
“No,” he whimpers.
“Yes.”
Johnny’s fishing his phone out in an instant, pressing it to his ear frantically.
“Johnny, what are—“
“Quiet, Bonnie,” he snaps, “I’m calling the doctor about those hearing aids.”
jack “i’ll pay for it” abbot (f!reader)
*****
“You know, if you’re going to be on your phone at work, it better be for something more important than… ‘best drugstore mascara’?”
Jack Abbot frowns as he plucks your phone from your hand. You spin around to look at him, “I’m sorry, Dr. Abbot! I’ll get back to—“
“What does that mean?” He asks, squinting at your still-unlocked phone.
You close your mouth, “Um… that I’m apologizing? For being on my—“
“No, no.” Jack shakes his head, “Drugstore mascara. What the hell is that?”
“Do you not know what mascara is?”
pope is a loverboy at heart and that translates when you’re also having sex with him.
if you’re on top, he’s holding you close, large hands splayed out on your waist as he looks at you like you hung the moon yourself. when you’re riding him, he tries to keep his own moans as contained as possible, more interested in hearing every little gasp that leaves your parted lips.
but when he’s above you, it’s like all his restraint goes out the window. his hands are intertwined with yours beside your head while he’s grunting and moaning in your ear between each thrust, “fuck, y’feel so good, honey. love you so much, y’know that? don’t know what i’d do without you.”
and he just gets more talkative and whinier when he’s close, the words tumbling out of his mouth before his brain can even process them. “fuck, fuck, love you so fucking much. you’re never gonna leave me, right? don’t leave me, please, i need you so bad.”
“a-andrew!”
“i know, baby. need you to cum with me, sweet girl. need to feel it, need you to-mmph!” his words are cut off with a sharp moan, the sound reverberating in your ear as he spills deep inside of you, earlier than he wanted. his face is buried in your shoulder, flushed and sweaty, his chest heaving with each ragged breath. you make him lose his damn mind.
“i’m sorry, ‘m so sorry, you just… was too good, couldn’t stop myself.” he mutters, ashamed, pressing apologetic kisses against your neck.
(a/n: i know a few people on here have written something similar to this idea. i’ve had this in my drafts for a while now and i am in no way trying to steal anyone’s work !!)
MDNI, 18+
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Thinking about in S4 when they’re at family dinner eating ribs and Deran is like ‘Pope, slow down.’ Imagine reader lovesss to cook and on his days he fights in the ring, you always make sure Pope comes home to a big homemade meal. You’re skipping around butt ass naked in a lil’ frilly white apron with strawberries all over it - and pretty red pumps to match. Each time you walk over to top off his water or replace his beer, he grabs a handful of your ass. He massages it while you dote on him, and gives it a smack as you saunter back to the kitchen - leaving fingerprints of whatever sauce he’s been sucking off his fingers on your ass cheek. 🥵
In the morning you’d make him an omelette with bacon and eggs, coffee and fresh squeezed orange juice. You set it down in front of him with a couple advil and a sweet kiss to his cheek. When he’s done, you take his empty plate and start the dishes. He comes up behind you and spins you around to face him. His beefy, veiny arms lift you on top of the counter.
“What are you-? Andrew!” You squeal, squeezing his shoulders tight while he picks you up like it’s nothing.
“Not finished eating, baby. Need something sweet.” He crouches down til he’s eye level with your pussy. He looks up at you with intense, hazel eyes surrounded by swollen cuts and purple bruises. His eyes are glassy as he holds your gaze for a moment, before diving into your glistening cunt. Your hands reach for his curls, tugging them as your back arches against the kitchen cabinets.
He eats your pussy like he didn’t just have breakfast seconds, just absolutely fucking devours it. He’s swirling his tongue around your folds while sucking on your puffy clit. And while he looks all dark and brooding with his injuries, he gets insecure and keeps looking up at you every so often to ensure he’s making you feel good.
“Oh Andy, yes! Right there,” you moan, giving him the reassurance he needs. He pulls away to put one finger - then two - into your sopping cunt. His chest vibrates with a low groan watching you clench around his thick digits, the squelching sound music to his ears. He puts his mouth back on your clit, resuming his previous movements while pumping his fingers in and out of you. It’s slow at first to get you used to them, and then he picks up the pace and curls his fingers, eliciting a particularly high pitched whine from you. You push his head down a little out of excitement, shoving his face deeper into your weepy pussy.
Pretty soon you’re coming undone on his mouth and fingers, legs squirming over his shoulders. He eats you through your orgasm, lapping and slurping up every last drop. When he’s finished he licks his fingers, savoring the taste of you. He was right, you were sweet. He presses soft kisses against the insides of your shaky thighs, nuzzling his nose into the plushy skin. He stands and helps you climb off the counter.
“Wrap your legs ‘round me, sweet girl.” You do as you’re told and wrap your legs around his waist. “Come on baby, let’s get you cleaned up.” Safe to say you had round two in the shower - back pressed against the ceramic tile while he’s holding you up off the ground in the position you’re in now - fucking up into you and tearing up when he cums inside because he just can’t believe he has the love of a woman like you.
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SWEET CREATURE!
024. lalalalala
warnings . . . tbh it’s giving bpd a little… explaining how attached and dependent reader has been, curse words…. Yeah……… i do solidify the age gap and that reader is the same age as j! i don’t say what the age IS but it’s there
You had a clear, set plan. Get Andrew Cody to fall in love with you. It’s yet to work, clearly.
The news of him being intimate with another woman sets you three steps back after one single step forward. You’re not sure why it hits you so hard. Logically, you understand there’s not a title, nothing official between you two. And yet, you wallow in tears and self-pity the next two days of this spring break trip. And for the first time since meeting Baz, you’re grateful he’s around to pay attention to Lena, giving you time to yourself. Because of him, you’re getting the help you need from your friends.
“Remember when I first met you?” J asks out loud, tossing a baseball back and forth with Sammy.
You’re scrolling through your phone, tears streaming down the sides of your face as a single TikTok audio plays repeatedly. You’re purposefully making yourself sad, watching the saddening trend. You sniffle, “who?”
“Obviously you, idiot.”
You kick his thigh, jostling Nicky who’s sleeping at your side, groaning at the move. “Shh.” She snores into your pillow.
You shrug, lying your warm phone down to your chest. “We met in third grade. When I transferred to the same elementary school as you.”
He shakes his head, “no. Our official meeting, when I first got with Nicky.”
pope definitely has hyperspermia, especially pope from the first seasons. pope, who just got out of prison, who is touch starved and broken.
you feel it the first time he fucks you. you both cling to each other like a lifeline, not letting the other pull away even for a second. his thick cock abuses your sensitive, gummy walls with deep, rough thrusts, kissing your cervix every time, making your throat feel raw and sore.
you’re still a little lightheaded from the orgasm pope ripped out of you when you feel it. his cum is making you fuller with every twitch of his big cock inside you, to the point where it feels like your lower abdomen is starting to swell—and maybe it really is swelling, because pope just keeps cumming, keeps filling your pussy with his thick load.
and when he finally pulls out of you, you immediately feel something leaking out of your slit—there’s so much of it, you're convinced you've peed yourself. and pope? pope just stares, as if spellbound. your pretty pussy is all puffy and dirty from all his cum and he can’t help himself from scooping up the white fluid with two fingers and shoving it back inside you , but it just makes even more of it come out of you.
and that just makes him hard again. so hard and so ready just for you.
When Did You Get So Hot? - Animal Kingdom SMAU - PT. 30
+18 MDNI
pt. 29 / pt. 31
summary: baz is a creep. reader lets him have it.
content: pope cody x fem!reader, age gap (reader is around deran's age), descriptions of violence, sexual harassment (via baz), reader laying into baz.
a/n: i've been particularly fed up with creepy men lately, so writing this was very cathartic. next chapter is SMUT and FLUFF. and then after that its more ANGST. - taglist is closed!
My Boys (Andrew "Pope" Cody x Fem!reader)
A/N: This was an idea that I came up with and was encouraged to write by the lovely @multifandomlover01, after I was chosen by the cat distribution system. This is very self-indulgent, just a heads-up. This took a really long time to write because I am currently in the process of moving, on top of having knee surgery that I had been putting off for literal years. Hope everyone enjoys it because I had fun writing this. I haven’t written anything in a long time, so I apologize in advance for any wonky grammar. I did proofread this and had a bit of help from Grammarly, just for punctuation. Any em dashes, Oxford commas, and semicolons are 100% me FUCK AI.
Characters: Andrew “Pope” Cody, fem!reader, Deran Cody, Craig Cody, and mentions of Smurf (TW)
CW: Fluff with allusion to sex, Daddy kink mention, light swearing, Craig and Deran are being dicks (sorta), mentions of Smurf (that woman deserves her own warning all to herself)
Summary: Early on into fem!reader’s relationship with Pope, a kitten given to them by the cat distribution system. Shenanigans ensue.
WC: 2.7k
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Walking into the Cody house, you noticed it was quiet. Strange. There was normally an argument, TV or radio blaring, splashing in the pool, Craig having some ‘company’, or at the very least a conversation.
“Hello?” You call out, gripping the pepper spray that Pope insists you carry.
When you make it further inside, you spot Deran on the couch, passed out with a light sunburn on his face and hair packed with sand and salt; you knew he’d gone surfing- and that being said, Craig was also in the house.
A quick pat to his leg and he shoots up wide-eyed, ready to argue, but stops once he realizes it’s you. “Oh. When did you get here?”
“I just got back. Where are my boys?” You ask with a hand on your lavender sundress-clad hip, slightly impatiently.
a/n: no use of y/n, not proof-read
summary: you've been in love with Pope since you were kids, but he's never felt the same about you. But in the aftermath of Cath's murder, he comes to realize you're the only one who has always been there.
pairings: pope x f!feader, Pope x bf!reader
word count: 10k
warnings: angst, hurt/comfort, Baz being a dick, a teeny bit of Smurf, canon-typical violence, as always smutty smut smut
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Pope has your whole heart and always will. He just doesn’t know it, and that’s the part that keeps you up at night.
You were maybe seven the first time you met him at the public pool, when a boy thought it’d be funny to put his hand on the back of your head and push. The water was going up your nose when Pope appeared, grabbed the kid by his wrist, and said something to him too quiet for you to hear. Whatever it was worked. You’d barely spoken before that afternoon, but after, you were always together.
You watched him carry a torch for Cath your entire life. Watched him disappear into his bedroom with women whose names he didn’t remember by morning, women he left cash for on the nightstand.
You were the one who broke the news to him about Julia, and when he went to prison, you were there every visiting day, sitting across from him under the fluorescent light for as long as they would let you, reminding him he wasn’t forgotten, even when his family found reasons not to visit.
A fall, a cut and an angry Abbot
Pairing: Dr. Jack Abbot x wife!reader (ft Michael Robinavitch) Warnings: bloody angst, hurt, domestic accident, falling down stairs, blood, facial injuries, medical procedures, angry Abbot. Summary: A routine task like doing laundry turns into a nightmare when a sudden slip makes you trip on the stairs. With a deep cut on your face and an injured knee, you try to downplay your clumsiness, but for your husband, Jack, the accident is anything but funny.
🎀 based on this request 🎀 Disclaimer: This story is pure fiction and written solely for entertainment purposes.
You were trying to balance a mountain of folded laundry in your arms, hurrying to get back downstairs before the timers on the kitchen stove went off.
Jack’s voice always echoed in your mind in these moments—“Stop running on the stairs, please.”
But you rushed anyway.
SUMMER’S IN THE AIR AND BABY, HEAVEN’S IN YOUR EYES ✺
when you end up drunk and alone on a beach, pope drops everything to bring you home and tries very hard not to want more than he should.
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PAIRING pope cody x bunny!reader
WARNINGS 18+ MDNI dark themes, obsessive behavior from pope, stalker like behavior (tracking location), morally gray relationship dynamics, pre-relationship pining, pope has thoughts of killing people, alcohol usage, drunk!reader, reader has shitty friends, sexual tension, implied nudity, reader wears a bikini and a dress, erection mention, inappropriate thoughts, caretaker!pope, coercive attachment undertones, boundary issues, reader is a ditz!, romantic if you ignore the psychological warefare
WC 2.9k
cw: prison setting, masc terms for reader, 18+
imagine sharing a cell with inmate ghost.. the guards shoving you into a cramped concrete tell. a tiny window, two bunks, a little desk. It doesn’t take much brain power to figure out this huge, hulking man is someone of status inside here. His aura is anything but friendly or open. Standoffish. Honey brown eyes pierce you. It feels like stepping into a bear’s den.
Inmate ghost who lounges about without a care. Thick thighs spread, blonde lashes downcast as he reads some worn, paperback book. It gives you an opportunity to trace the scars across his face. Not without consequence. “Wot you lookin’ at, newbie.” Is this the first you hear the large man say. His voice isn’t harsh, but it isn’t soft. He’s got a Mancunian accent. A nice voice really. Something about him makes you twitch.
Mmmmm inmate ghost who’s top of the hierarchy inside of there. You get a sort of veto being his cellmate. No one wants to mess with HIS cellmate. Thats the thing. They assume you’re his, coming at you comes with risks. No one wants to piss off that man. He catches on verrry quickly, figures he could use it to his advantage.
Which is how you end up on all fours on his bunk. Stretched around him. He’s biiiiig in all the right places. You’d caught a glimpse or two when’d he use the toilet. His hips rock in a methodical way. Calculated. Hitting you right where he knows you most want it. Need it. Hell, you both needed this. He’d been long starved of touch. A release. Pretty looking things like you were hard to find inside these harsh walls.
“That’s it,” He grunt, his big hands tightening, sure tk leave handprints. “Keep givin’ me this, yeah..? I’ll make sure none of these pricks touch you, sweet thing.” A hint of possessiveness under his breath as he drew closer.
No one touches you or harms you and he has a pretty thing to keep him company. It’s a good deal for both sides. Plus his dick hits allll the right places.. yummerss. Calls you ‘pretty boy’ openly, lets everyone know you’re his.
No thoughts just reader being so reluctant to take ghost home...
You've been kinda-maybe-dating for nearly a month now. It's about time you take him to your apartment, you can tell after the third time he asks "where are we going tonight, love?" That he's dissapointed when you say his.
"Do you not trust me?" He finally huffs one day, half-curled into your side while some match neither of you care about plays on screen.
It's not because you don't like him. You care more about ghost than you have any reason to. You're terrified of rejection, but your own fear is hurting both of you anyways. "It's....i trust you, simon."
"Then what, love?" Simon rolls to prop up on his elbows and really look at you.
"It's...i..." you bite the inside of you mouth, twist around your anxiety and spit it out "I still have stuffed animals on my bed!"
Silence. You brace for the mocking laughter that you always hear.
Feeling ghost slip off the bed hurts more than you want to admit. You blink up at the ceiling and try not to cry. It's fine. He can think you're stupid and childish, you don't care, you still love him and—
"Here. Open your eyes." You do. Plastic, black beaded eyes stare back. Cupped in scarred hands is a small cat plushie, body sagging from beans, fur a little dulled. Well-loved. You look past it to stare at ghost, stunned.
"This is Mr. Kitty." He tells you. Gently, ghost scoots right back to your side and sits the plushie in your hands "I've had him for...years. he means a lot to me."
Oh. You try to imagine ghost, this giant of a man curled in bed with the tiny kitty plush next to his face.
"...I have a cat plushie." You tell him, belatedly fishing your phone out and trying to ignore the tightness in your throat at such easy acceptance.
You spend the rest of the night looking at photos of your plushie collection with ghost. He likes the cats the best, has strong opinions about sanrio characters, and insists on seeing them soon.
You find you don't really mind the thought of that.
there's only one rule with them--you have to be included, lest you give simon those big eyes that he absolutely fucking despises. (ghoap x f!reader, 18+)
you can't help it, really. you like being the center of attention. no--you need to be the center of attention.
their attention.
even when you're too fucked out to go any longer, someone has to be paying attention to you. simon has found that even when he's too occupied making johnny's eyes roll back in his head, a firm hand tangled in your hair is enough to keep you smiling all lopsided and ooey-gooey warm. a thumb in your mouth, lips against your temple, just a soft touch is good enough to keep you from blinking up at simon all wet and soft-like.
simon even found out that you have a sixth-sense for knowing if simon touched his sergeant when they were deployed. coming through the door, just seeing them, that pretty bottom lip trembling when you meet johnny's eyes because you just know something happened without you.
it's not that you're jealous. it's not that you don't approve. simon knows you're just so delicate. so sweet. you want to be included and noticed, because no one ever had noticed you at all before them, and you just hate feeling left out. you want to know everything about them, and when something happens without you, you feel like you're missing a special piece of them, and it makes your heart drop into your stomach.
"none of tha'," simon says lowly when he sees your eyes well up, all watery and big.
"i'm sorry--" you whine. it takes johnny between your thighs for a full hour before simon sees you crack a smile again.
simon comes up with a nice solution. he doesn't want to see his perfect girl upset anymore. he won't have it any longer. it isn't allowed.
you put the phone to your ear. it's late, and you're a bit sleepy, but with the ringer on full volume, you're always ready to answer the phone.
"h-hello?"
"'ello, baby." your eyes flutter open at the sound of simon's low drawl, and you giggle sleepily. "oi, wot's so funny?"
"nothing," you whisper. "i miss you."
"i miss you more," simon hums. you hear shuffling in the background, a grunt accompanied by a hiss. "say 'ello to our pretty kitty, johnny."
there's some static, and then you hear panting. a gargled cry sounds, one you recognize, and you grip the phone tight as you stare up at the ceiling. you roll over in a bed that's much too big for just you, and you whine a little.
"j-johnny?"
"fuck--ngghh--'m thinkin' aboot yer pussy, bonnie, lemme 'ear it."
you squeeze your thighs together on instinct. you reach for the pillow next to you, the one that still smells like simon, and you bury your nose into it and whine when you hear the distinct sound of skin slapping against skin.
"lemme 'ear it, willnae come unless--"
"johnny," you mewl, sticking your hand under the shirt you wear. it's simon's (the only shirt that fits over your tits), but you're bare underneath, so it takes you no time at all to break open your thighs and stick your hand between your folds. you don't even go for foreplay; there's no need. you are wet enough to dip your fingers just barely into yourself, scooping up a nice amount of slick and spreading it around, frantic enough that when you put the phone on speaker, the slip, slip, slip of your fingers is audible on the other end.
"och--si, she's...aye, she's soaking."
"tha's my girl."
"come...g-gonna come," you stutter, and johnny groans.
"need ye on my face, kitty cat," he pants, "lemme 'ear, closer, bonnie, get me closer--"
you lower the phone down your body, moving your fingers faster, your toes curling as you arch your back and listen to the wet smack, smack, smack of what you know is simon putting his fucking back into it. his groans follow the movements. simon is always a little rougher with his sergeant, always murmuring about how he can take it, not so sweet like our daisy baby.
"coming!" you gasp, and you press the heel of your hand against your clit as you breathe through your orgasm. so fast this time, hitting you from your toes and traveling all the way up, until your nipples pebble and your heart hammers. you bring the phone back up and bask in the glow of it, giggling dreamily as you listen to simon absolutely ruin your sergeant. skin on skin, nasty grunts and filthy curses, hissing and the sounds of things falling over and breaking. you pocket it for later and memorize it now, cooing softly when you know johnny is close.
you talk him until you hear him come, and then you tell simon to eat it off his gloved fingers for you.
"goodnight, kitty cat."
you smile.
"goodnight."
when they come home again, there you are, seated in the kitchen, all big smiles and soft eyes. simon touches a finger under your chin, and you blink up at him.
"olright?" simon asks, and you nod, picking up his other hand to kiss his knuckles.
"perfect."
Pt. 4 of Secretary!reader
You’ve decided you need to do something about these feelings.
You’ve never really been one to go after what you want, more so the type to kind of sit back and just…hope it comes to you. It wasn’t the most successful method. Definitely not. But you would take the pain of loneliness over the pain of humiliation any day. At least that’s what you used to think. But now? Now the idea of not having them in your life was more painful than anything else. So you needed to change your tune.
You didn’t exactly know how yet. You’ve barely been in any serious relationships let alone initiated them. What were you supposed to do? Flirt?
…you…could flirt. Right? That’s what they’ve been doing this whole time. And if you were to believe they weren’t just doing it to mess with you, then presumably…they were trying to tell you they were interested? So if you flirted back…then that means you’re telling them you’re interested too, right?
Okay. You can do that. You can…flirt. How hard can it be?
You’re so bad at this.
From a technical standpoint and confidence one. You didn’t realize how much guts it took to call someone sexy. How were they doing this on the daily?
Your first attempt is after delivering a file to Price. He gives you his normal “thank you, sweetheart” while accepting it and you think…no time like the present.
“Of course…handsome.” You barely even say it, it’s more a mumble under your breath before you’re scurrying away in fear.
“I—“ Price’s head shoots up as he comprehends what he just heard, turning to look at you but you’re long gone. “Did…?” He turns to Kyle
“I think so.” He nods, also staring off to where you just were.
Both of them sit there, brows furrowed, mouths agape, trying to digest the fact that you finally flirted back.
By the time Simon and Johnny come join them, they’re still in that position.
When you make it back to your desk your heart is pounding way more than an acceptable amount. You feel like you’re being chased by a predator simply because you said one stupid word, how dumb is that?
You try to compose yourself and get back to work, secretly hoping they didn’t hear you. Still…you smile to yourself just a little, happy you followed through.
You figure you should keep doing it. That’s what they do…but you keep chickening out.
Until Simon greets you one morning with “mornin’ beautiful” and you suddenly feel emboldened.
So…you reply “good morning, big guy.” With a pretty smile. Perhaps not the most flirtatious, but you’ve heard that guys like being called that? You’re not sure. Until he stops in his tracks.
“I—you—“ he’s floundering. He’s floundering. You made him flounder! “Uh…” he’s searching for something to say, but he can feel his skin heating up under his mask and you look so cute smiling up at him and he feels the sudden urge to flex and show you that he is, in fact, a big guy, but before he can do any of that, Price interrupts.
“Lieutenant. Let’s get a move on!” He claps twice and motions for Simon to follow him.
Simon looks back and forth for a second before scurrying after Price. You try to hold it in for as long as possible before you’re giggling to yourself at how easily that worked.
John notices Simon’s skewed demeanor immediately, and pulls him aside before they make it into the meeting. “Everything alrigh’, Simon?”
He stares past his shoulder, brows furrowed. “I…you—big guy?” He finally gets out.
John just stares for a moment before clapping his back and urging him into the briefing room, “sure, big guy.” He has no idea what he’s talking about.
Kyle is your next victim.
It’s lunch time when he saddles up next to you, hoping to discuss the book you were both reading. He opens his mouth to give his usual flirtatious greeting but you beat him to it.
“Hi, pretty boy.” There’s still an uptick in your own heart rate, though doing this twice already means you’re getting better. Instead of wanting to run from the reaction, you’re actually anticipating it.
His mouth stops halfway open, a small “hu-“ pushes out before it seems like he blue-screens. Not moving, not blinking, just staring.
Just then, Johnny decides it’s a good time to walk past. He spots Kyle and stops, concerned. “Is…he okay?”
Johnny comes over, bending over to be eye level with Kyle, waving his hand in front of his face. “Gaz…?”
He puts his hand back on his thigh to support his crouched position before looking back at you. “What’d’ya do, hen? Ya broke Gaz!”
You shrug innocently, “dunno, just called him pretty.”
Soap blinks. “…well that would do it, don’t ya think.”
“You guys do it to me all the time!” You defend yourself.
“Aye, but you’ve never done it back. If ya called me pretty I’d probably pass out.”
“…you are pretty.” It’s a genuine comment, not just trying to get him riled up, but what you actually believe.
He stops now too, face rapidly becoming redder. He takes a short inhale and then can only say “hm” before he too starts staring into the distance.
“Um…Johnny?” You poke his shoulder but he doesn’t speak.
John comes around the corner, carrying the file you told him to give back to you after he was done with it. He’s strutting confidently until he sees you all.
He stops, placing the file down gently, before inquiring, “sweetheart…did you break my sergeants?”
“No…” you give him an innocent smile.
Price ends up having to call a meeting to discuss your new behavior and what they should do about it.
Maybe if you keep doing it they’ll get the memo?