Shannon/River

Hi! I’m Shannon ( or River if you like), I’m 18 and I love good omens, ghosts and lord of the rings

[oooooooohhh-somerseeeet]

SFTH musical when

[thismustbethursday]

I love it when British men pretend to be lesbians and make me cry

[spitedrowning]

sfth the only media where u get to see a 6'5" 35 year old british man with a beard say very sincerely "i am a lesbian"

[caleohateclub]

"straight people can't play queer roles" i've seen cis british men play cowgirl lesbians and believed it and cried.

[attheendhello]

is this how it works

[cauldronsart]

Looking at dresses and finding husbands

[murderous-beetroot]

The four genders

Dying of laughter, SEVERE DISTRESS, Cow, tired father

[learnedvenom]

[i-have-no-nam3]

Never give Annabelle a gun fanart!

This is a water-colour painting but I fixed the background digitally because I kept messing it up

[koribee]

SFTH's Guide to Lesbianism

DO:

Rob a bank with her

Throw up on her

Be the adjacent lesbian fairy godmother to another lesbian’s fairy godmother

DON'T:

Be a vampire slayer

Be her best friend

Bonus DON'T (RFTH Edition):

Get tragically murdered in front of her, drastically altering her life forever

[chupacabraz]

the last prince of elves on his feet, mad asf during what has got to be one of the most important councils in the history of middle earth, where every second should be used discussing a solution to their imminent doom: and another thing, bitch, his name is ARAGORN son of ARATHORN and if he says JUMP you gotta answer 'how high, my king?', so you better watch your fucking tone when you talk to him before i catch you—

[highlyrelateablegoblin]

My genuine NEED for people to understand that Shelob is not “just a giant spider” cannot be understated.

That is the last known living child of the being of the abyss that destroyed the trees of light you’re referring to. That’s not a spider it is a demigod of an unfathomable evil beyond Sauron’s BOSS.

And SAMWISE FUCKING GAMGEE scared her off.

[nadiajustbe]

My favourite thing about book Sam and Frodo is that their entire dynamic (especially in TT and ROTK) can be summarised in about one dialogue

Sam: I will drown for you. I will drink poison for you. I will die for you again and again. I will kill for you. Can I kill for you?

Frodo:...Sam, dearest, please, go to sleep.

[againwiththeturtles]

frodo at bilbo's party is being such a good sport. no one acknowledges that it's also his birthday. his gay crush is flirting with someone else .heterosexually. the only gift he receives in honor of coming of age is the incarnation of evil. and then his uncle leaves forever without saying goodbye! and he doesn't even get to bitch about it with gandalf afterwards because he leaves immediately too! worst birthday EVER alert

[cha0ticlesbian]

As much as I love(hate) the angst of Frodo telling Sam to leave in the movies, there’s something so special about them fighting side by side, hand in hand within shelobs lair, being the light for one another. Makes me wonder why the movie didn’t adapt the chapter like it was originally written when the final result wasn’t too far off.

[noka-exe]

oh Frodo…

[lalaloopsypoopsy]

bring back men who yearn and get rid of the nonchalant ones