DA DUCKS

we've got everything here

[readersdilemma]

look sometimes you just gotta grab your own ass when no one else will

[memeuplift]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[suremaybeiguess]

Tag yourself I’m Jason’s fursona

[memeuplift]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[anexistingexistence]

Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?

[dyrewrites]

Write a different one to make it jealous.

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[dimension20memes]

Zac is my fave.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i think we should all go back to carrying cheap little plastic mp3 players that look strangely edible and only hold like 200 songs

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

listening to unwritten just as natasha bedingfield intended

[thetiredprometheus]

lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them to and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

[jamieaiken919]

everybody go home this is the best tweet of the day

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Legolas saying ‘this city needs more trees’ is actually so valid. Not only from an environmental and social well-being point of view, but Gondor has one very important tree with very few fellows and therefore restricted access to nutrients, so the extended mycorrhizal network more trees would provide actively enhances the welfare of the white tree and symbolically the spirit of the nation. In this essay I will

[exitwound]

at the club googling symptoms of organ failure

[motherhenna]

She's beauty, she's grace...she makes a silly face