cowabunga

henlo im sam | 20 | just trying to live as peaceful as possible 🍀

[depsidase]

[greeniery]

has anyone considered that i don’t wanna

[depsidase]

[phaeton-flier]

Grunkle Stan Behavior

[mapsontheweb]

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

[evilscientist3]

None Earth with South New Zealand

[crankynerdgirl]

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

[myrfing]

blanket normally: really good

blanket 10 mins before you need to get up for work: skin contact with god

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[bondboy8]

My friend sent me this screencap from reddit and I can't get over how normal this reply would feel on tumblr

[memeuplift]

[creekfiend]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

don't know what yall are talking about this new years resolution stuff is easy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this year i resolved to eat more cheesecake. im already off to a great start! easy peasy

[girlstressed]

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

[girlstressed]

forgive me father for i have grinned

[fyeahgothicromance]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[octal-alchemist]

FUCKEN

[y4wnd3r3]

WIMDY

[tiredlylaughing]

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

[beepost-generator]

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[beaft]

you are all. correct.

[fairycosmos]

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

[sanitymakesposts]

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’