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Basically where I post a lot of random or fandom stuff

[godlessondheimite]

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

[captainlordauditor]

@magnetothemagnificent's addition: Weird Al Yankovic and Robin Williams get mistaken for Jewish because they're funny

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

oh

[jager-bruder]

[queen-scribbles]

[narsildur]

Just started A Day of Fallen Night and I’m absolutely hollering at this comment under Samantha Shannon’s Goodreads post

Buddy this may not be the place for you !

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spacepsychologist]

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

[recreational-word-sayer]

Bunny Corcoran is so stupid because imagine going to Italy and being upset that there's Catholics there

[katlixer]

Bunny Corcoran is so stupid because imagine going to a Liberal arts college and being upset that there's Gays there

[catbayunthestoryteller]

I just saw a reel that said "A reasonable conservative is an oxymoron". I'm just going to leave it here.

[motherofbeauty]

im sorry to break it to you, but if francis abernathy is your favorite character from the secret history: you’re not straight ❤️

[i-am-a-fish]

If you are Julius Caesar, DO NOT READ!!!

(TRUST. we are planning something cool - but it's a surprise so don't read. trust.)

do I have to bring a knife or will there be extras I'm very sorry I waited so long to ask

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

[slugonascrabbletile]

s is for slug

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[surayart]

If we were villains (by M. L. Rio) 🎭 Fanart by me, painted with Procreate

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Petition for a comic that’s just the Joker vs. a bunch of frighteningly competent normal arse clowns who have gone temporarily vigilante for the sole purpose of taking the Joker down for his repeated violations of the clown code.

[possibly-the-antichrist-deactiv]

since i doubt the joker ever copyrighted his makeup with a clown egg, they’re all wearing his ‘face’ 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“What are you so mad about, Joker? We’re technically not in costume; it’s not like this is a clown’s face. Show us a clown with this and we’ll respect his use of it.”

[sigiledpaladin]

Please someone mock up a page of Joker running terrified through a hallway, as a dozen clowns chase him, all chanting “SHOW US YOUR EGG”  and Batman just watching from security monitors like “Huh. Thats new.”

[chainsxwsmile-personal]

Ask and you shall receive

[sweaterkittensahoy]

All of this is the best but I think my favorite thing is that I understood “clown egg” without question. 

(For anyone who is confused, here is a super fun article about it from the Smithsonian, including photos of a eggs!)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is this post coming back, I thought it had died. I don’t even care about the Joker. I blame @chainsxwsmile-personal ‘s comic for continually bringing this back into my notes.

[funkyspacerat]

Nobody understands the struggles of being a teenage girl better than Prince Hamlet of Denmark

[stellanix]

hey! did you know that the mars reconnaissance orbiter, a nasa spacecraft in orbit around mars since 2006, has imaged nearly the entire planet's surface at a resolution of 6 meters per pixel?

did you also know that scientists have put all that data into the form of a 3D globe that can be explored for free in your browser?

it's the coolest fucking thing and i've spent hours and hours just getting lost in it

[prof-grace-aspen]

Mars is too Mature for tumblr

[asters-28]

Posy and Sophie are so much like Peony and Cinder oh I might cry