Reading In The Weeds

Marauders obsessed (among other things)

[readingintheweeds]

Sirius as a reluctant priest newly assigned in a small town and Remus returning to said town to take over his parents' small farm

[ineffableandco]

David Tennant and Michael Sheen at the BAFTA 2020 presenting the award for Best Mini Serie. They did it Staged style 😍

[neil-gaiman]

One day, when I'm dead, someone at the Gates will ask me if I did anything to qualify for admission to Writers' Heaven. And then I'll list all the books I wrote, and all the good deeds I tried to do, and the worthwhile causes I supported, and they will just stare at me, unsmiling and unimpressed. And finally, in desperation I'll say "Well, I was the first one to put David Tennant and Michael Sheen together..." And the unimpressed expression will become a huge and delighted smile. "You did that?" they will say. "God LOVES them!"

They probably still won't let me in to Writers' Heaven, but I will take that one thing with me as my fragment of Grace, as I trudge down the stairs to Writers' Hell.

[loserboyfriendrjl]

tattoo artist au in which remus loses a stupid fucking dare/bet with his friends and has to go get a tattoo and obviously he chooses something with a meaning (his mother’s birthday) and when he goes to get it tattooed he can’t stop looking at the tattoo artist with long curly hair and and full lips and tattooed arms and nails painted with chipped black polish and a pierced nose and long fingers adorned with rings and he tells him to be a good boy and sit still and puts his hand on remus’ thigh to ease his nerves and calls him darling and it takes remus a whole lot of self restraint to not get on his knees right here and there

[loserboyfriendrjl]

and then obviously remus texts the gc (mary, peter and lily) about the hot guy that tattooed his mother’s birthday on his arm and “actually mary i might just not hate you for making me do this because he IS SO DREAMY” “you’re delusional” “☹️” and obviously he passes the tattoo parlour just to catch a glimpse of the man who’s name HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW and only when his coworker calls out for him he finds out what his name is. SIRIUS!!!! sirius. Siiiirius. he has such a pretty name. and remus is obviously giggling and twirling his hair and kicking his feet over a guy that looks like he should be a model and!!!! he is most definitely In Love with this random guy dude man he met once and then he comes back to the parlour and sirius’ voice is So Beautiful like a Singer’s and remus hangs around until they close and sirius leans against the wall and fishes through his pocket for a cigarette and remus does Not like smoking but he will Stay There because this guy is mesmerising and he Talks to remus and remus Will get another tattoo just to meet him again because Jesus. hnn Jesus. he needs a moment

[kezhke88]

How much do we love Crowley standing behind Aziraphale when he's chatting to people like he's some sort of unofficial bodyguard

[cuntbrow]

he's serving 9.9 magnitude in the celestial cunter scale

[anabsolutemessx]

[fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air]

modern au where after every holiday, barty and Evan sit down next to regulus and immediately go, "drop the newest black family lore"

this results in Regulus having a rant about the newest bullshit that his family's come up with

[empireofthesin]

“Aziraphale, we are in DANGER.”

My god you’re pretty.

“DANGER ZONE. HERE.”

Look at your pretty yellow eyes.

“There are demons outside our bookshop.”

Oh my god he said our.

“Are you listening to me?”

I adore you.

“AZIRAPHALE.”

Let’s dance first.

“WE ARE GOING TO DIE.”

Did he change his shirt for the event? Goodness. He is the handsomest angel and demon and human being I’ve ever seen.

[gotnoreasontobeafraidd-deactiva]

regulus: i hate you

james, in his head: slow burn, enemies to lovers, 300k+ words, angst with a happy ending

james, in his head: believe in yourself jamie!

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius, thinking of Remus: It's not gay to have like...fantasies about another dude, right?

Remus, thinking of Sirius: Erm...no. Definitely not. As long as you don't... act on it.

James, thinking of Regulus: Yeah, no, it's.... completely straight.

Peter:

Peter: No, that's really fucking gay.

[hattersarts]

>>> Risk ineffable husbands, 7 pages

here's a little comic, it's not completely show!gomens compliant but its headcanons i enjoy

comic notes under cut :)

I enjoy Az already realising he likes Crowley by the time Adam appears but hasn't yet worked out what to do with that information bc acts-of-service Crowley Can't Talk, Wont Talk.

Crowley on the other hand has been VERY GOOD at ignoring why he spends so much of his time around Az so only on the crux of YOU'RE GOING TO LOOSE HIM did anything manage to force its way through to his brain. (i did not enjoy crowley being told he was in love with az in s2, i think he could have worked it out himself)

i rly enjoy hcs where they started sleeping together and with humans for fun (i mean the ox ribs scene sets some v good precedent for this) az sleeps with humans bc he indulges! he likes pleasure! crowely on the other hand is very bad at catching feelings and doesnt like it when they die so has mostly only slept with az (did i mention he's VERY good at ignoring his feelings) but they probably haven't slept together for a few hundred years when adam pops up.

my compliant show!hcs are still that az knows he loves crowley (i mean the scene with jim where he leaps out of the chair to attempt to protect crowley saying no he defo doesnt know ANYONE who he feels that way with, don't look closely at anyone he is with) and is just sort of sitting on it still, waiting for any hint from crowley, planning a ball definitely only for humans and no other reason. Crowley is obviously very protective of Az but he still hasn't clicked why he's worried about him but he doesn't have the excuse of heaven or hell anymore so it wouldn't have taken much for him to work it out (hello one of his first lines in s2 is "you ever think, what's the point?" the point is love you idiot)

(book!gomens is just they're already married and have been fucking for centuries but the book just doesnt mention that.)

[mizgnomer]

Hippity-Hoppity Crowley

[jaylienpotter]

James: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

Peter: what doesn't kill you gives you trauma...

Remus: what doesn't kill you makes you want to kill.

Sirius: what doesn't kill you makes you want to die!

James:

James: guys...

[adharastarlight]

The marauders as conversations I've had:

Reg, in the bath:

James: Reggie!!!! you alive in there?

Reg: sadly!!!!

James: pardon!?!

Reg: yes!!!!

[veethebeequeen]

James: let play hide and seek

Sirius: ok sure I guess

James: great I'll hide and you seek professional help

James: Professor McGonagall expects you in her office in 10 minutes

Sirius:

[wolfstardaughter-jj]

*before Sirius and Remus were official*

Random gryffindor: Hey Sirius, can you tell your boyfriend that McGonagall is looking for him.

Sirius:...I don't have a boyfriend?

R.G: Wait what, I thought you and Remus were-

Sirius: What?!? Of course not, we're just friends.

*also Sirius and Remus*

Sirius: *pulls Remus's tie down and kisses him*

Remus: *pulls away shocked*

Sirius: what? I just wanted you to try my new lip gloss.

Remus: Sure sweetheart, whatever you say. *Gives him a peck on the forehead*

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Lily: Ok who else is hiding in the laundry room to listen to Sirius' and Remus' conversation

Marlene: I'm in the laundry basket

Regulus: I'm in the washing machine

James: I'm in the closet

Lily: And we accept you for who you are

James: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Marlene: Love is love.