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Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

Alpha purrs!

Shes actually surprised! She never really expected that, but nevertheless, she continues.

Alpha’s purring grows louder.

(🔴) Why is he still on the phone. “No, you hang up, sweetie….”

kitty cat go floof

Goldie laughs.

(🔴) “Come on…. you hang up….”

(🔲) “How about you both hang up this has gone on for three hours.”

floofy cuddly kitty

Goldie continues to laugh.

(🔲) “JUST HANG UP, RED.”

(🔴) “No.. you hang up….”

Green grabs the phone and ends the call.

alpha mews

but it sounds like a murp

Goldie continues to pet her, smiling.

(🔴) “Hey! You cant just do that, Green!”

(🔲) “I can and I will.”

alpha purrs some more

It looks like the boys are arguing again.

“can y’all shut up please”

alpha says, clearly annoyed

(🔴) “NOW HES GONNA THINK I DONT CARE, GREEN!”

(🔲) “….And?”

“dude just tell him what happened through messages”

(🔴) “Alright I’ll tell him how much of a jerk my brother is.”

“as long as you two stop arguing, I’m okay.”

(🔴) "Alrighty then." He starts typing

(🔲) "WAIT-"

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

Alpha purrs!

Shes actually surprised! She never really expected that, but nevertheless, she continues.

Alpha’s purring grows louder.

(🔴) Why is he still on the phone. “No, you hang up, sweetie….”

kitty cat go floof

Goldie laughs.

(🔴) “Come on…. you hang up….”

(🔲) “How about you both hang up this has gone on for three hours.”

floofy cuddly kitty

Goldie continues to laugh.

(🔲) “JUST HANG UP, RED.”

(🔴) “No.. you hang up….”

Green grabs the phone and ends the call.

alpha mews

but it sounds like a murp

Goldie continues to pet her, smiling.

(🔴) “Hey! You cant just do that, Green!”

(🔲) “I can and I will.”

alpha purrs some more

It looks like the boys are arguing again.

“can y’all shut up please”

alpha says, clearly annoyed

(🔴) “NOW HES GONNA THINK I DONT CARE, GREEN!”

(🔲) “….And?”

“dude just tell him what happened through messages”

(🔴) "Alright I'll tell him how much of a jerk my brother is."

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

Alpha purrs!

Shes actually surprised! She never really expected that, but nevertheless, she continues.

Alpha’s purring grows louder.

(🔴) Why is he still on the phone. “No, you hang up, sweetie….”

kitty cat go floof

Goldie laughs.

(🔴) “Come on…. you hang up….”

(🔲) “How about you both hang up this has gone on for three hours.”

floofy cuddly kitty

Goldie continues to laugh.

(🔲) “JUST HANG UP, RED.”

(🔴) “No.. you hang up….”

Green grabs the phone and ends the call.

alpha mews

but it sounds like a murp

Goldie continues to pet her, smiling.

(🔴) “Hey! You cant just do that, Green!”

(🔲) “I can and I will.”

alpha purrs some more

It looks like the boys are arguing again.

“can y’all shut up please”

alpha says, clearly annoyed

(🔴) "NOW HES GONNA THINK I DONT CARE, GREEN!"

(🔲) "....And?"

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

Alpha purrs!

Shes actually surprised! She never really expected that, but nevertheless, she continues.

Alpha’s purring grows louder.

(🔴) Why is he still on the phone. “No, you hang up, sweetie….”

kitty cat go floof

Goldie laughs.

(🔴) “Come on…. you hang up….”

(🔲) “How about you both hang up this has gone on for three hours.”

floofy cuddly kitty

Goldie continues to laugh.

(🔲) “JUST HANG UP, RED.”

(🔴) “No.. you hang up….”

Green grabs the phone and ends the call.

alpha mews

but it sounds like a murp

Goldie continues to pet her, smiling.

(🔴) “Hey! You cant just do that, Green!”

(🔲) “I can and I will.”

alpha purrs some more

It looks like the boys are arguing again.

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

Alpha purrs!

Shes actually surprised! She never really expected that, but nevertheless, she continues.

Alpha’s purring grows louder.

(🔴) Why is he still on the phone. “No, you hang up, sweetie….”

kitty cat go floof

Goldie laughs.

(🔴) “Come on…. you hang up….”

(🔲) “How about you both hang up this has gone on for three hours.”

floofy cuddly kitty

Goldie continues to laugh.

(🔲) “JUST HANG UP, RED.”

(🔴) “No.. you hang up….”

Green grabs the phone and ends the call.

alpha mews

but it sounds like a murp

Goldie continues to pet her, smiling.

(🔴) "Hey! You cant just do that, Green!"

(🔲) "I can and I will."

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

Alpha purrs!

Shes actually surprised! She never really expected that, but nevertheless, she continues.

Alpha’s purring grows louder.

(🔴) Why is he still on the phone. “No, you hang up, sweetie….”

kitty cat go floof

Goldie laughs.

(🔴) “Come on…. you hang up….”

(🔲) “How about you both hang up this has gone on for three hours.”

floofy cuddly kitty

Goldie continues to laugh.

(🔲) "JUST HANG UP, RED."

(🔴) "No.. you hang up...."

Green grabs the phone and ends the call.

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

Alpha purrs!

Shes actually surprised! She never really expected that, but nevertheless, she continues.

Alpha’s purring grows louder.

(🔴) Why is he still on the phone. “No, you hang up, sweetie….”

kitty cat go floof

Goldie laughs.

(🔴) "Come on.... you hang up...."

(🔲) "How about you both hang up this has gone on for three hours."

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

Alpha purrs!

Shes actually surprised! She never really expected that, but nevertheless, she continues.

Alpha’s purring grows louder.

#im love???)))#thank you so much!!!!)))

(🔴) Why is he still on the phone. "No, you hang up, sweetie...."

lolli-bop

Could you uhhhh draw my object oc(??? I mean I guess the triplets count a one because they make a stoplight?) please? I'll pm you a ref.

Here you go!!

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

Alpha purrs!

Shes actually surprised! She never really expected that, but nevertheless, she continues.

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) “Really?”

“Yeah, go ahead!”

Insert goldenrod awkwardly petting Alpha here

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) “Wh- your fur is soft!”

Alpha purrs.

“I know, it’s very floofy, but pet meeeeeee pleaseeeee-“

(🌕) "Really?"

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) “Hmmm?”

She cuddles the glowy yellow ball.

Alpha: “I wanna be petteddddddddd…” She whines, laying down on her back and putting Goldie on her stomach.

(🌕) "Wh- your fur is soft!"

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) “My mom left when I was around one.” He sighs. “But I’m sure we’ll see her again someday.”

“I hope you do.”

Alpha’s making weird snuffly noises.

Green looks over at Alpha.

(🔲) "Hmmm?"

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.

Green starts literally wheezing.

(🔴) “No, You hang up first…..”

More licking!

Alpha’s cuddling Goldie. She’s a professional cuddler. No seriously, she’s the best at cuddling.

Kashino’s sleepy.

Red and the Twinkie are cooing at each other, telling the other to hang up first.

Kashino: “They are so gay.”

(🔲) “Told ya!”

Zuka’s trying to eat his scale again. He finished half of it. Apparently they taste good.

Alpha’s purring. And quite loudly.

Kashino’s getting sleepier.

Goldie yawns. Until her phone starts ringing. She picks up and….

(🔮) “GOLDIE HOLY FUCK-”

Alpha’s purring gets quieter.

Kashino wakes up.

Zuka ate his scale. So he continues to tickle Green.

She almost immediately hangs up.

Green snickers, trying to get away.

Zuka’s not letting that happen, sorry bud. He pins Green down, and continues tickling.

Alpha giggles, and her purring grows louder.

Kashino’s asleep.

Green flails around, laughing.

Zuka’s trying to find Green’s weak spot.

He’s struggling to get away.

Zuka may be young, but he is a strong boi!

He S C R E A M S

Zuka stops.

He slowly gets up.

Zuka: “I didn’t know that glowy balls could scream that loud.”

(🔲) “Of course of we can.”

Zuka: “Miss Blue sometimes screams really loud. But not as loud as you.”

(🔲) “Well, the scream you just heard was like 57 bottled up emotions.”

Zuka: “That’s weird, but cool! Tell me more about you and your glowy ball siblings!”

(🔲) “Have you ever seen those stoplights at traffic stops?”

Zuka: “Yeah!”

(🔲) “Well, that’s what we are!”

“That’s cool!”

(🔲) “Our mom was a streetlight, but she left a LONG while ago…. So we’re kinda wild.”

“Oh. I never knew my mom…all I know is this place.”

(🔲) "My mom left when I was around one." He sighs. "But I'm sure we'll see her again someday."

A blue cat trots up to the three. ((Hi!))

(🌕) “A Cat? Its been a while since I’ve seen one of those..”(🔲) “Oh… Hi!”

“Hello!” The cat can talk!!”

Red jumps back, causing the stack to fall over.

“Oh! Sorry if I startled you!”

Green slowly gets up, sending a glare over at red.

(🔲) “We’re talking objects, Red. What did you expect????”“

Alpha chuckles.

(🔴) “What have I told you about breaking the fourth wall?”

(🌕) “Boys, who cares? We’re supposed to be talking to someone, not arguing about the fourth wall.”

“You guys are cute!”

Green suddenly perks up.

(🔲) “C-Cute?!”

“Yeah!”

(🔲) “I-im not cute!”

Goldenrod is face down on the ground.

“You guys are very cute! All three of you!” She looks at Goldenrod. “Is…she okay?”

(🔲) “….Yeah probably.”

“So what are your names? I’m Alpha.”

(🔲) “Well…. I’m Green…” He points over to Goldenrod. “That’s Goldie…”

And then he points over to Red. “That’s red.”

“Okay.” She rolls Goldie over.

She groans, rolling back onto her face.

Alpha rolls her back over.

She rolls back over.

Alpha nuzzles Goldie’s side.

(🌕) “Alright…. alright I’m getting up…” She rolls over.

Alpha…has a malfunction, and then kitten sneezes like 20 times. But she tilts her head down while doing this, so she sneezes on the ground.

(🔴) “Please don’t tell me that’s contagious….”

She sniffles. “It’s not.”

(🔴) “Thank god. Malfunctions are NOT fun.”

“Yer right about that.”

(🔴) “Last time I had a malfunction, I glitched so bad I was stuck in bed for a few days.”

“Oh geez, that must have sucked.”

(🔲) “It did for us too. We can’t go very far without him.”

“Yeah, considering he’s the only one with legs.” Alpha lays down on her back, so sunlight hits her stomach. She stretches.

(🔲) “I mean, we can roll around for a small distance but it just gets awkward.”

“Mmm.” Alpha hums in response. Three long scars can be seen on Alpha’s stomach, running the width of it.

(🌕) “Hey, I didn’t see those before! We’re did those scars come from?”

“Oh, at least a couple hundred years ago.”

(🌕) “Hundred years?!”

“Yup.”

(🌕) “H-how?!”

“I’m two years younger than the Earth itself.”

(🌕) Okay, NOW she’s confused. “W-what?!”

“Basically what iI’m trying to say is that I’m old. Really old.”

(🌕) “… Okay, but how did you manage to live so long?!…”

“I’m a goddess.”

(🌕) Her jaw drops.

Another cat, a tannish color, and quite a bit bigger walks up to Alpha.

Alpha: “Oh, hey Kashino.”

Kashino: “Sup.”

(🌕) “Aplh- I- I mean, Your royalty! Who’s is this?…”

Alpha: “This is my brother, Kashino.”

Kashino: “Hello.”

(🌕) “I uh….. hello sir!”

Kashino: “Please don’t call me ‘sir’. It makes me feel old.”

Alpha: “That’s cuz you are old, ya dingus.”

Kashino: “You are too.”

(🌕) “I, um….,uh…..”

Kashino: “Kinda strange to be interacting with a god and a goddess, eh?”

(🌕) “CaNNoT CoMPutE!”

Shes malfunctioning. Great.

Kashino: “I think I broke her.”

Aaaaannnnd you broke her. She falls over and powers off.

Alpha: “Yeah, you broke her.”

Kashino: “Crap.”

Red is just confused as fuck.

Alpha: “Is she dead?”

(🔲) “Yeah probably.”

Alpha: “Do we just leave her there, or…”

(🔴) “Yes.”

(🔲) “No.”

Alpha pokes Goldie with her nose.

Shes still off. Maybe she is dead.

Alpha: “Please don’t die-“

She flickers back on.

(🌕) “W- huh?…..”

Kashino: “Oh good she’s not dead-“

And she’s out again.

Alpha: “Goddammit.”

(🔲) “I think you gave her a heart attack….”

Alpha: “How do we fix it?”

(🔲) “I don’t know….”

Alpha picks Goldie up, opens a portal, and jumps in.

Kashino: “It’s best that you follow Alpha.”

They jump in, looking around.

They’re in the living room of a house. Alpha and Kashino’s house, to be exact.

Both Alpha and Kashino have taken on a more humanoid form. Alpha sets Goldie down on the couch, before joining Kashino in the kitchen.

The two brothers both give each other puzzled looks.

A juvenile dragonling sneaks up behind the two.

Kashino can be heard screeching something in a different language, while Alpha laughs her ass off.

(🔲) “So, are going to try and find out what he’s saying?”

(🔴) “Nah.”

The dragonling nuzzles Red curiously.

Kashino: “Well this is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE-“

(🔴) “What the hell?!”

The dragonling makes some weird but cute snuffly noises, and nudges a tennis ball toward Red. It wants to play!

Kashino: “Okay I think I got it-NO I DIDN’T NEVER MIND-“

Alpha: “Lemme do it, my paws are smaller-“

(🔴) He picks up the tennis ball and throws it.

The dragonling runs after the ball, and brings it back to Red.

Kashino: “OW- ZUKA, MY TAIL IS NOT A TOY-“

Alpha’s laughing.

Red throws the ball again.

The dragonling chases the ball. And comes back with a golden feather. And the ball.

Kashino: “Okay, it’s finally done.”

Alpha’s still giggling.

(🔴) “Whats this?…”

The dragon nudges the ball toward Red, not seeming to notice the feather.

Kashino comes into the living room, with a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside.

(🔴) He keeps the feather in one hand, and throwing the ball with the other.

The dragonling returns with the ball, and another feather.

Kashino turns to Green.

Kashino: “Just have Goldie drink a little bit of this, and she should be as good as new.”

Red picks up the feather.

(🔲) “Okay.” He tries to pour it into her mouth… “Come on….. swallow it………”

“Does this have any side effects?”

Kashino: “Other than a strong craving for anything sweet, no.”

Alpha: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VELOX NOOHOHOHOHOHO-“

The dragonling shakes itself like a dog, and one of it’s scales falls out.

Kashino: “Oh look Zuka, it’s your first shed scale!”

(🔲) “She won’t drink it!”

Kashino: “Here, let me help.”

He props Goldie up with a pillow, and holds her mouth open in a certain way, then pours the remaining liquid in. She drinks it!

…. before quickly coughing it up, that is.

(🔲) “Oh, Come on!*

Kashino: “Good. She should wake up in about 30 minutes.”

Alpha’s still laughing her ass off about who knows what.

She starts to cough.

Kashino: “The coughing is normal.”

After a few minutes, she starts to wake up.

Kashino just watches.

Zuka’s still playing with Red, and Alpha’s still in the kitchen, but she’s talking with someone.

(🌕) “Wh-…… where am I?…..”

Kashino: “Me and Alpha’s house.”

She slowly gets up, looking around.

Kashino: “Please don’t have another heart attack-“

Alpha walks out of the kitchen, with a bundle of towels. Alpha has a bunch of grapes that she’s feeding to whatever’s in the towels.

(🌕) “H-heart attack?!”

Kashino: “Yeah, you sorta just died, and flopped over. But now you’re okay!”

(🌕) She suddenly gets a look of realization .

“We left marble at home!”

Kashino: “I could take you back, if you want me to.”

(🔴) “We hired a babysitter, Goldie .”

(🔲) “You mean your boyfriend?”

(🔴) “NO!”

Kashino gasps.

Kashino: “He’s gay?”

Alpha: “Yay, more homosexuals!”

(🔴) “N-NO IM NOT!”

(🔲) “Yes you are….”

Kashino: “He is definitely gay.”

(🔴) “A-am NOT!” his face is a darker shade of red than it should be.

Kashino: “Okay, if you say so.”

Alpha continues feeding the bundle of towels.

Red stays silent for a while until….

(🔴) “Okay, you got me. I MIGHT be gay.”

Kashino: “Yes!! I knew it from the second I saw you!”

(🔴) He mumbles ‘For a fucking Twinkie ’ under his breath.

Kashino chuckles.

Poor Red is embarrassed. He picks up his phone and call his house line.

(🔲) “Whatcha doing? Calling your Boyfriend?”

(🔴) “No I’m not!” He walks into another room before talking. But he can still be heard. “Hey babe How’s the kid?”

Kashino: “Yup, that’s a gay right there.”

Alpha’s gone again!

Zuka’s trying to eat the scale he shed.

Green’s trying to keep him from eating the scale, afraid he might choke.

(🚃(closest thing I could find to be a Twinkie)) “Everything’s just fine sweetheart… are you coming back soon?” ((Oooooohhhhh mysterious new character))

(🔴) “Don’t know, sweetie….”

Alpha comes back! And flops on the couch.

Zuka’s still trying to eat it.

That sends Goldenrod flying off of the couch! Whoops, forgot she was still on it?

(🔲) “Plllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee don’t eat it…. please?”

Alpha lunges, and catches Goldie! And then hugs her.

Zuka stops trying to eat the scale. And knocks Green over, and begins to lick him. It tickles like hell.