just chill out

[reahhhhnicole]

im slackin'

[casualmalexlfan]

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

[dioynsus]

appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees

[dioynsus]

[coral]

[ruinedchildhood]

[exactable]

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

[reahhhhnicole]

the stages of your friends not responding to any of your messages

stage 1: aw ok, i guess they're away then

stage 2: really, it has been AT LEAST an hour if not two, what the hell

stage 3: WOW OK JUST IGNORE ME THEN

stage 4: oh no what if their mom died or something and i'm interrupting their grieving?

stage 5: oh no what if something happened to THEM? ARE THEY OK? WHAT IF THEY'RE IN THE HOSPITAL

stage 6: they died and the last message they got from me was a horoscope post saying they'd be leroy jenkins what have i done

[postllimit]

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

[awwww-cute]

[theseoverusedwords]

what are we

[existentialkink]

The bible said adam and eve not Zayn Malik leave

[vine-blog]

When your crush asks for a pencil

[literallysame]

[sydneyrenee]

[outofcontextarthur]

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

[jackafz]

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

[janeplease]

let a girl have her cheat day damn!!!!!!!

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[thedisneyprincess]

[shutupkait]