call me mady / mad / may
any pronouns
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@mmadwhy
call me mady / mad / may
any pronouns
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gift??trade??? for @wheatskers!! i've been itching to draw hisa, absolutely one of my favorite sylvari designs ever
How people get nicknames:
Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"
A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".
An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"
A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".
Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".
A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"
A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"
The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"
+ How Nicknames Stick:
Your fate is determined by The Counsel
You hate it
It's accurate
Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:
Bartholomew
Dolores
Norman
Harold
Magnolia
Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:
Maddison
Tanner
Skylar
Mckenzie
Logan
Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:
Elizabeth
Mary
Michael
Finnegan
Peter
Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:
Radish
Kerosene
Australopithecus
Anthill
Hedgemony
Names that are weird when you're normal:
Balthazar
Romulus
Clandestia
Persephone
Kremulon
Names that are normal when you're weird:
Al
you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing
There is little I hold more dearly in my life than the haiku bot
There is little I
hold more dearly in my life
than the haiku bot
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I loved them so much! 😭✨
They are so relatable like omg… and the songs and the fights 🔥
María Luisa Roësset y Velasco, aka Marisa Roësset (1904-1976, Spanish) ~ Autorretrato tumbada (Supine Self-portrait), 1927
[Source: museoreinasofia.es]
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i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again
here’s my contribution to day 1 of pjo pride month. pls boost (rb etc) bc i might or might not have spent 12 hours on this. i started yesterday. i did not sleep. i am so sleepy rn i might knock out
anyway yay nico di angelo [boost my tiktok post here]
if this gets over 1k i’ll finally finish my yuri/wlw solangelo piece ive been procrastinating on
i actually am locking in now what if it never gets this and itll just collect dust LMFAOO oops
"Ryland" Grace
Do you think they had to listen to that monologue every morning until they could repeat it in their sleep
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
she’s cute
genuinely sooo obsessed with @nakakabaliw's h!rocky design that i just had to draw him but i also love a good swap au too so. eridian grace 🥹
grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.