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sand at 44-nysa // a quitter never quits quitting

[mmadwhy]

call me mady / mad / may

any pronouns

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tagging system :

i dont tag reblogs. usually

post tags :

#madtalk - all posts and comments by me

#madtag - tag games for friends and whatnot

#madasks - asks replies!

[jawlivari]

gift??trade??? for @wheatskers!! i've been itching to draw hisa, absolutely one of my favorite sylvari designs ever

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hedgemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[lemon-icarus]

There is little I hold more dearly in my life than the haiku bot

[the-haiku-bot]

There is little I

hold more dearly in my life

than the haiku bot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[danicloth]

I loved them so much! 😭✨

They are so relatable like omg… and the songs and the fights 🔥

[peaceinthestorm]

María Luisa Roësset y Velasco, aka Marisa Roësset (1904-1976, Spanish) ~ Autorretrato tumbada (Supine Self-portrait), 1927

[Source: museoreinasofia.es]

[wolfythewitch]

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[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[nicothespy]

here’s my contribution to day 1 of pjo pride month. pls boost (rb etc) bc i might or might not have spent 12 hours on this. i started yesterday. i did not sleep. i am so sleepy rn i might knock out

anyway yay nico di angelo [boost my tiktok post here]

[nicothespy]

if this gets over 1k i’ll finally finish my yuri/wlw solangelo piece ive been procrastinating on

[nicothespy]

i actually am locking in now what if it never gets this and itll just collect dust LMFAOO oops

[heph]

"Ryland" Grace

[art-the-f-up]

Do you think they had to listen to that monologue every morning until they could repeat it in their sleep

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[asiomiq]

she’s cute

[pineappical]

genuinely sooo obsessed with @nakakabaliw's h!rocky design that i just had to draw him but i also love a good swap au too so. eridian grace 🥹

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.