Shitty Humor

Hey, I'm Nick, I'm 20, and my girlfriend is way cooler than me. Kik: HoliestShit

[queentaco]

[purecinn]

[dyingbulb]

If this is not the most romantic birthday wish, idk what else

[trainedchimpanzee]

pls unmute

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this vine is honest to god the best thing to ever happen to me in my whole life

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

The Fast Talk at the End of Commercials ⏱

[thatsthat24]

Radio Announcer: “(With commercial music) GET A TRUCK!! (Much faster) Certain conditions apply. Offer good for two months. I don’t really like trucks. I don’t like doing commercials either. My first passion was ballet. I miss my ex-wife. Jane, if you’re listening, please call me.”

[icantbelieveiwatchthisshow]

[obviousplant]

I made a trashcan for people’s hopes and dreams. 

[fujoshi-trash]

I typed “no this is Patrick” and I got in

[hairstylesbeauty]

..and that’s how babies are made in the 21st century. (via) hairstylesbeauty.tumblr.com

[koriandrea]

fuckin nerds sexting

[hockpock]

this went a completely different direction than i was expecting,

[mickeyjperez]

Serious relationship goals

[bobrunsgoldfish-deactivated2018]

This is far more advanced than any sexting I’ve ever done.

[pithy-partyy]

omg.

[handsomemelanin-deactivated2023]

This was art.

[blinded-cupid-blog]

I like that lol

[candiikismet]

Next level shit. I love it

[awwwton]

me:

[blacknbougiee]

I’m cracking up cause that gif so me

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Good luck to everyone doing their exams

[ariasune]

today has been educational

[distractful]

[skyakafreckles]

😂 YO THIS

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[toastbutteregg]

don’t question the facts

[weloveshortvideos]

[nutfertiti-deactivated20160504]

I love this