actual real actual aletha

my identity has been stolen but I persist 💪

[wholesome-animal-images]

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[wholesome-animal-images]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[human-pet-they]

[tics-deactivated20201202]

POV u are a tasty little cheese

[catbreon-draws]

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[segamascott]

yes like obviously

[lyouve]

i wanna cry but my schedule is tight today

[grimbuswimbus]

raddest peembo

[cosmonautroger]

[depsidase]

[importantpics]

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[beardedmrbean]

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[dykeselfcest]

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off