actual real actual aletha

my identity has been stolen but I persist 💪

[real-alethablog]

every time I come back to tumblr after a break my feed gets substantially weirder. why am I surrounded by people lusting after johnny depp and the job job water cooler?

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[clownfactories]

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[wholesome-animal-images]

[dogpuppy]

[gryffon]

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)