Here I come, rougher than the rest of them

I'm Carlan and I generally post stupid shit

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We now live in a timeline where you can say “I can’t believe Sephiroth almost murdered Mario” and mean it

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

[swurp]

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[swurp]

Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[danceintheskies]

Here’s to

[sonicthehedgehog]

Thank you all so much for your generosity this weekend in helping us smash our donation goal for Extra Life! We were able to share a few never-before-seen pieces of concept art from some of our older titles courtesy of Sonic Team. As promised, here they are! 

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Sleep is for the weak

Some weakling

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_ isn't low tier, you just have to use them correctly.

That one person on every tier list

listening to phil collins

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Gen 1: Kanto

Gen 2: Journey to the West ft. Kanto

Gen 3:  Kanto Returns

Gen 4: A Pokemon Remake: Kanto Goes West

Gen 5: The Soft Reboot

Gen 6: Walgreens Kanto

Gen 7: Is That A Motherfucking Kanto Reference?

LGPE: Kanto for Beginners

Gen 8: British Kanto 

[ruinedchildhood]

[taquito]

the 3 bosses u fight before being able to enter the shaving cream aisle

[mechanicalriddle]

final boss

[bozers]

FIGHT

[monsterhunter439-deactivated202]

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*unslices your bread*

[symbioticsimplicity]

Hey OP, what the FUCK does this mean

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[kortzite]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

still don’t know what this response means and i refuse to learn

[meckamecha]

That’s Johnny Breadfixer. He has the power to fix bread by sweating on it

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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[tarynstunes]

Visit Original Link

[gravegospel]

wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

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[alan900900900]

Decided to make this into a gif

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[mariakono]

[retrogamingblog]

Reggie Fils-Aime’s last day at Nintendo

[hellsite-yano]